After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

As soon as the two went downstairs, they received the attention of guests, staff and live broadcast room viewers.

The director's gaze fell on the slightly cyan eyes of the two of them: "Did you two commit thieves last night?"

【What? Did you do it last night? ! 】

[Everyone’s ears will automatically filter (thumbs up)]

[Did you do it? Did you do it? ! I really need to know! 】

【Why not do it? ! 】

[Because I couldn’t pass the trial (?)]

[Why are the two people so far apart? The atmosphere didn't feel like it was done, but rather like it was noisy. 】

[Fucked = fucked, fucked all night, don’t you understand? (love)]

Mingli yawned again, with obvious tiredness on his face: "Because I didn't sleep well, Nanzhu snored and was out of breath. I was afraid that he wouldn't be able to catch his breath and die in the room. "

The first thing you do when you get up every day -

Want sleep.

Forget it, let's get up first. As for staying alive, I'll think of a way.

The man argued and retorted: "That's because I was too tired yesterday, right? I don't usually snore."

"What does it have to do with me? I don't usually sleep with you."

Nan Zhu: "Just sleep with me for one night and don't spread rumors about me. According to your logic, is farting called breathing?"

Mingli: "Your head needs to breathe, but why doesn't your butt breathe? How can you get eyes if you don't breathe?"

The head and the butt are both important parts of the body, so why treat one over the other? Others value boys over girls, but you value brains over women? "

【what? 】

[Don’t make noise, I’m thinking]

[Don’t make any noise, I’m taking the college entrance examination]

"You talk so yin-yang?"

"It's like playing Onmyoji."

Nanzhu looked at everyone: "Those who agree to sew Mingli's mouth shut raise their hands."

Mingli directly put his hands next to his ears: "Hey, is this the Butt Protection Association? There are people here who abuse their butts. Please fine them and jail them for a few days. This will serve as a warning to everyone!"

Everyone: "…………"

I woke up this morning and it was still a familiar smell!

Seeing that the two of them were fighting again, everyone's thoughts of eating melon gradually stopped.

Okay, okay, still the same as before.

Not an ounce of intimacy in sight.

[There is an illusory feeling that my CP is real and fake, which makes people unable to understand. This feeling is so fascinating hahahahaha I'm not crazy hahahaha]

[Actually, I have terminal cancer and it has reached its limit, but the reason I persist until now is because I want to wait until I see you guys together before I die hahahaha]

[Then if these two people were not together, wouldn’t you be able to have eternal life? 】

【what? 】

[I can die, but Mingli and Nanzhu must be together (love)]

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During breakfast, the director stood in front of the dining table: "Family members, since today is the last day of this program, the program team has specially prepared a few mini games for everyone so that everyone can pass the level comfortably and go home happily!"

"To be honest, if you really want us to feel comfortable, why not let us go home now." Mingli took a sip of soy milk.

Other guests also nodded silently.

It's hard to disagree.

Bald head: "..."

"Oh, the show still needs to be recorded, otherwise what will the audience watch?"

Nan Zhu curled her lips and said: "Watch you, director, dance in women's clothing. You dance for seven or eight hours and skip today. The audience loves to watch it, the hot searches are stable, and the guests have a rest. It's the best of all three worlds."

Nan Lan also nodded hurriedly and took out his mobile phone: "I showed it to the director last night. First, the wig should be pink, and then the clothes should be low-cut V-neck. Don't worry about being exposed, no one will see your body. Skirt Just do it...

Finally, there are black and white pair of stockings, and a pair of small heels. Doesn’t this blind everyone’s eyes? "

Everyone applauded, and even the hands of the surrounding staff were ready to move for a short post-paste meeting.

Shen Qinggu looked at the bald head: "Do you remember?"

The director was heartbroken: "I'm sending it in."

While everyone was having a friendly exchange with the director, the quiet Mingli silently stuffed the last two steamed dumplings on the table into her mouth.

When everyone turned around, they saw her with her mouth bulging:?

"What are you doing?"

Her cheeks were as bulging as a hamster's, and she kept mumbling in explanation: "It's too cold, and you don't want to eat. I'm afraid the food will get cold, so I put it in my stomach to keep it warm."

Everyone:? ? ?

Is it the food that's warm, or your stomach?

Your mouth never leaves the spoon, and after one mouthful after another, do you still have a conscience?

[Genius, simply genius! 】

[Attentive, gentle and considerate, I will be fascinated by the crazy woman to death (greedy)]

After eating, Nan Lan still felt that there was something slightly wrong with the atmosphere between the two.

Although the two of them were fighting each other, the atmosphere was a little different from the tense atmosphere before.

She was keenly aware that her brother seemed to have become...more obedient?

The woman approached Mingli and asked in a low voice, "Can I ask you a question?"

"what?"

"How did you get my brother to listen to you?"

"Because I took a dog training course."

"what?"

Is this the kind of "dog" training she thinks of?

Mingli took out her mobile phone, fiddled with it a few times, and showed the screen in front of her: "No, this is a seven-day tutorial on how to teach a dog to become a good boy with no basic knowledge. It can be adapted to suit humans too."

Nan Lan looked excitedly, then his expression froze for the next second——

Okay, okay, is it a real dog? !

...

After dinner, everyone started today’s brain-opening game.

Open your brain, as the name suggests - open your brain and gently wake up the brain cells inside: sleep first, get up and go to work! ! !

“Let’s do some thinking first to activate our brain.

What do you think is the best sentence in the world that expresses loneliness? Please write your answer on the answer sheet. Everyone will have two minutes to think. The person with the most votes will receive a small prop. "

When the time is up, the guests revealed their answers——

Ming Qiang: I have retreated. This retreat will last a lifetime!

[This guy’s performance has always been very stable...]

[My lovely princess, I have to protect others. She needs my protection more than you. You have to be well alone. Goodbye. Touch your head, don’t cry~ (laughing)]

[Oh my god, you must be a gentle boy too! (dog head)]

[Xing Ding Dang, who used to be poor, finally won a three-story villa in the live broadcast room today (sweat soybeans)]

...

Nan Lan: Help! Knocking on CP can connect you to the earth, but it cannot connect you to the underworld!

[The feeling of loneliness that only CP brains can understand (crying)]

Qi Linger: Grandma is gone, you have to be good in the future.

[Suddenly I remembered that when my grandfather left, he held my hand and said this...]

Nan Zhu: I’m leaving. See you next time.

[I feel a little sad for no reason. 】

Mingli: Hurry up, you are the only one in the class who has not handed in the homework! ! !

Everyone: Huh?