After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

In the end, Gu Luo didn't leave because she was even more worried about letting Shen's father and Shen's mother stay here.

Seeing that the three of them came back to continue recording, Mingli applauded: "Welcome, welcome~"

Then he comforted Gu Luo, whose eyes were red from crying: "Don't be sad, think more about happy things, such as -

At least your bank card balance is not 0 behind your back. "

Gu Luo: "..."

Everyone: "..."

[It can be seen that Madam Madam once had a sad time. After all, people who have never been poor cannot say such things]

[Escaped, my bank balance went out to do 0.5 behind my back (stick out tongue)]

[Get out of my way, you are doing 1 outside with my bank balance behind your back (proud and proud)]

[With a balance of 10.05, I suddenly smiled with relief... This kid is really good at playing, being both a father and a mother (laughing)]

[I was scared to death, I thought I was out of money, but it turns out it was just this kid who was doing zero behind my back! Then baby, can you be brave enough to do it behind my back? (love)]

A small episode, no, after the big episode, the program resumed normal recording.

It's just that several guests were obviously absent-minded, specifically as follows -

While picking vegetables, Luo Cuifang accidentally twisted her foot and fell down. She pressed her hands on the animal excrement, forcing the fresh and hot sheep excrement into a flat puddle.

The sheep next to him: "What?"

Do you also like to play with plasticine?

When picking up eggs, Mingqiang, probably because he was thinking about something, crushed the eggs one by one with his kick, and was chased crazily by several chickens that flew up and pecked his butt. The man held his back with his hands, and the chickens pecked at his front; the man covered his front with his hands, and the chickens pecked at his back; the man covered his hands one after the other, and the chickens pecked at his hands.

The chicken said fiercely: "Hey!"

What a bastard, I just gave birth to my third child, you will crush it to pieces!

While cooking, Gu Luo poured the beaten eggs into the trash can and threw the egg shells into the pot. Nan Zhu, who was cooking: "?"

"What, you want to take calcium supplements? But if you have any unexplainable problems with your IQ, I suggest you see a doctor."

Gu Luo came back to his senses: "I'm sorry."

"It should."

"..."

-

The guests were not in good condition, and the director did not dare to increase the intensity, for fear that someone would have an accident.

During the day, everyone was asked to figure out how to eat and drink on the farm. In the evening, they played some small games to let everyone choose a room.

The ridiculous and unfortunate day passed by twists and turns.

Mingli walked to the yard and looked at Nan Lannan's mother who was chatting: "What are you talking about?"

Nan Lan: "Chrysanthemums are easy to grow."

"Ah? Can we talk about this too?"

"Of course, why can't we talk?"

"Okay, if your anus is itchy, I suggest you scratch it twice with your hands through your pants."

Two people: "?"

Nan Lan: "We are talking about plant chrysanthemums, not human chrysanthemums."

Mingli: "..."

[Hahahaha, I laughed so hard that the God of Wealth kept sending me money and begging me to stop laughing, which made him sleep.]

【ah? Scratch it with your hands? I usually use itch scratcher to scratch it! 】

[Is your butt so big? 】

"By the way, Li Mei, please tell me the truth. How far have you and my brat developed?" Lin Yueyue's face was full of curiosity.

She asked Nan Zhu, but Nan Zhu didn't say anything.

Next to him, Nan Lan quickly perked up his ears.

"Do you know the difference between jumping from the third floor and jumping from the 30th floor?" Mingli suddenly said mysteriously.

Nan’s mother: “Jumping from the third floor is ‘bang——ahhhhhhhhhh…’; jumping from the thirtieth floor is ‘ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’ jumping’ jumping.”

Okay, now that I answered your question, it's your turn to answer mine. "

"No, there are still viewers."

The woman unplugged the headset and motioned to the photographer to take pictures elsewhere: "Solved."

audience:? ? ?

【What to do? What is this for? Why are you so outspoken? 】

[Okay, okay, if nothing is wrong, you won’t feel guilty. If you feel guilty, something must be wrong! 】

[If you think about it, maybe Mingli Nanzhu has already done something, so he wants to avoid us (love)]

Nan's mother even thought carefully: "If you are worried about Xiaolan leaking the news, I will kill her now."

Nan Lan: Huh?

In fact, she can be the heir of deafness, just pretend that she cannot hear!

Mingli sighed: "Actually, the relationship between me and Nanzhu is like a mobile phone and a foot, an open door and a closed door."

The two of them were confused: "?"

"The main thing is the opposite."

"What's the opposite?"

"He is a boy and I am a girl."

"...?"

-

Mingli had just finished washing when she heard a knock on the door: "Come in."

Outside the house - "You locked the door, how can I get in?"

"Oh, I forgot, I just took a shower. I'm afraid there are perverts in this farm in the wilderness. After all, your aunt and I still have charm~" she said as she opened the door.

Nan Zhu heard the last words: "Nervous."

Mingli patted his buttocks or2: "Do you want to get married in the military? Huh? Tell me, I'm a crazy soldier."

A man who is ovulating again: “…………”

"Why, what do you want to do when you come to my room quietly? A thing or a person?"

"..."

"I'm sorry, actually I am Phoenix, crazy and yellow."

"No need to introduce yourself, you are easy to identify by the color you were born with."

Nan Zhu, whose tolerance level has improved a little, did not have red ears this time, "I want to ask you about things during the day... Just your replies, I want to know if you are sincere or joking..."

Mingli tilted his head: "What are the replies?"

What she puts out every day is too much.

White, yellow, red, black, useful, useless, half useful, half useless, sincere, false and so on.

All kidding aside, Mingli felt like she could finish talking to the three members of the Qi family in one day.

"Just when you replied to the negative comment, you said you want to die every day..." The man paused, raised his eyes and stared at Mingli seriously, "What will I do if you are no longer here?"

Mingli was stunned for a moment, patted Nan Zhu's thigh, and laughed loudly: "Wanting to die is just a generous and arrogant attitude towards life, it doesn't mean that I really want to die.

Let me tell you this, I wanted to die before because I had no money or a man. Of course, the main reason was because I had no money.

But now I am in a state where I have a little money and will gradually become rich, and I have a man and will gradually become a big man, so I am not willing to die like this. "

In the past, when you were about to be soaked by the ups and downs of life, you would die if you died; now it is hard to find a piece of candy. If you die early before you taste the sweetness of life——

The price-performance ratio of this thing in life is still too low. I want to apply for a 100-year no-reason return!

I don’t know what I heard and thought of, but Nanzhu’s Ergen quickly became popular after retiring from work and re-employing. Otherwise, he is an old employee. He is so fast that he doesn’t even stop!

"What are you thinking?"

"nothing?"

Mingli: "Can I kiss you?"

Nan Zhu: "?"

Your speaking span is still so wide.

The next second, he narrowed his eyes: "Well..."

...

The room was filled with ambiguous gasps and the sound of water.

The woman sitting astride Nan Zhu's lap blinked: "How are you, dear nephew, how are your kissing skills? Huh?"

The man who was about to be soaked with passion and lust did not answer. Instead, he hugged the person in his arms tighter and tighter, and took the initiative to offer his lips, proving it with his actions.

boom--

The door was suddenly knocked open, and two women rushed in from the outside.

Everyone looked at each other and smiled awkwardly.

Mingli quickly glared at the man who was still hugging him tightly and had no idea of ​​letting go. His watery dog ​​eyes became rounder and rounder:

"You didn't close the door just now?"

"forget…"

Her voice was almost squeezed out from between her teeth:

"Do you know that having an affair with your nephew behind closed doors and being discovered by your sister and niece is even more serious than having sex without a condom?!"

Nanzhu, whose ears were about to turn red: "..."