After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

The woman and the man left with the cat, and Mingli received a reward of 30 points and an apology from the woman.

She looked at the five cats, two dogs, a cow and a pig in the yard, and waved her hand: "Let's go, let's go, it was sent to hell, and when it comes back, she will become your sister."

You go back and forth wherever you go first, and then you can settle the score when it comes back. "

The five cats, two dogs, one cow and one pig looked at each other and bowed to Mingli in unison.

"Meow/woof/ah/moo" thank you, if it weren't for you, we might still be in the dark!

Mingli put one hand behind his back, waved the other hand gracefully, and walked away: "You're welcome. Just follow Lei Feng's example and do good deeds. It's just a matter of opening your mouth."

The scene was quiet.

But the live broadcast room exploded.

The hot search list also exploded.

It can be called contemporary explosive literature!

#No, Mingli, are you serious? #

#The most sultry and affectionate cat in the cat world, no one else#

#These days, even cats have nine partners, but I don’t#

#明 MilePublicBrowserRecord#

#南畇不了七事一夜#

#明利helps the squirrel find nuts#

……

Among the top twenty hot searches, eight are related to Mingli and five are related to variety shows, accounting for half of today's hot search list.

Medium Spicy Snail Noodles with Fried Eggs: After watching the video several times, I still feel it’s outrageous. Is it real or fake? A cat actually rides on nine boats, four of which are dogs, pigs, and cows? Aren't animals reproductively isolated?

My name is not Zihan's reply to spicy snail noodles with fried eggs: People who have followed the live broadcast tell you that it is indeed true... When I saw the four cats, I was still complaining about how carefree this cat was, but then came one after another. A dog, a cat, a dog, a cow and a pig... My mouth was long enough to fit a light bulb...

Wuyou replied that my name is not Zihan: You can tell it was acted at first glance. The program team teamed up with guests and villagers to act together, just for the sake of traffic gimmicks.

I don’t want to make this useless money. I replied to Wuyou: Even if people are acting, are those cats, dogs, pigs and cows acting? Not one or two, but a dozen! The program team is so awesome, how can they train so many obedient and emotional cats and dogs? The acting skills of these animals are better than many stars in the industry.

Five-star reply: I don’t want to earn this useless money: It’s possible that the program team trained such an animal in advance and then matched it with Mingli’s character.

If you don’t eat coriander, please reply with five stars: I’m from Youyu Town, and the cow in it is my friend’s farm cow...and the two cats and dogs Xiao Cui, Bai Bai, and Man Mian are also raised by my classmates in elementary school. There is absolutely no way they are. The program team had trained ordinary cats and dogs in advance. My friends and classmates had no idea about this... and they were also very surprised.

Dewu Sanchi: In the morning, I saw Mingli’s animal-related videos on trending searches. I was still laughing at the celebrities today who want to be famous and want to be famous and create such a persona. However, in the afternoon, I followed the live broadcast and saw her looking for stray cats. After I went to call those animals, I really believed it...

Because although many things can be acted out in the script, when several things are piled up, no matter what she said or the reactions of the animals, they are very consistent with the situation at that time, very natural, and there is no sense of violation... If all this is really The script is acted, so I think Mingli and these animals can collectively win Oscars...

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No matter which hot search term it is, the discussion among netizens till the end is all about - can Mingli really communicate with animals?

【Poll】Can Mingli communicate with animals?

Yes: 23.33% (impeccable!)

or: 16.66% (wait and see)

No: 50.01% (the script is good, the acting is okay, the animals have worked hard)

No matter how noisy the Internet is, it will not affect Mingli.

Without him, the program team’s mobile phones could not access the Internet.

After saying goodbye to those animals, she took on two more animal-related tasks and completed them quickly.

As the saying goes, if you want to get rich, you must first build the road, and language is the bridge of communication.

So, knowing the language = getting rich

No flaws, simply perfect!

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Mingli, who had earned 60 points, was ready to call it a day.

She is just like an ordinary zombie in Plants vs. Zombies, with a slightly hunched body and drooped hands, moving slowly on the road like a boneless chicken claw:

"I'm so tired. I just finished running 800 meters in the physical test. I was so tired that I wanted to die and my heartbeat was about to stop. Then I was suddenly diagnosed as a boy and I had to run another 200 meters."

Photographer: "..."

No, sister, what did you do today?

You are the most relaxed and laid-back guest in the entire program!

[The other guests who had worked so hard and yet had not earned sixty points let out a sharp explosion! 】

[It’s also very tiring to walk, it’s also tiring to talk, and it’s also tiring to bask in the sun that’s more than 30 degrees Celsius. How can it not be considered tiring? 】

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Mingli paid a little attention to the animals on the roadside and could hear them discussing what had just happened.

In less than an hour, it had already spread throughout the town.

She could feel the scrutinizing gazes of many animals.

(Is this two-legged beast so powerful? How did it do it?)

(Should I ask her to help me check if the one in my house is messing around outside?)

(Can she know whether Mantou has me in his heart?)

(The Two-legged beast is so terrifying! It feels like she knows what I’m thinking at a glance, she can’t see me, she can’t see me!)

Mingli ignored it. If there were any animals that wanted her help, they would come to her door. If not, she didn't bother to care.

Salted fish: meddling in other people’s business x being leisurely and lazy√

...

The town is indeed a crouching tiger, hidden dragon!

For example, this 60-year-old man is carrying two buckets of water and walking quickly with his back straight, and next to him is Mingli, a man in his 20s who takes two steps and rests two steps.

One is old and the other is young, one is fast and the other is slow, one is steady and the other is breathing, forming a sharp contrast.

The uncle walked past her and his voice was like a bell:

"Little girl, you can't do it. You need to exercise more. When I was your age, I could pick up two buckets of shit. Come on!"

Mingli looked at the uncle's back as he walked swiftly and suddenly felt ashamed.

She turned to look at the photographer, her lips moving: "From now on, I will definitely exercise hard!"

The latter silently took two steps back with fear in his eyes: "You don't want me to find two buckets of shit for you, do you?"

The two spoke in unison, and then fell silent together.

Mingli: "?"

Big brother: "..."

[Hahahahahahahahahaha I want to die laughing]

[To be honest, my photography brother and I actually had the same idea (crossing fingers)]

[Mingli: Am I a very mean person in your hearts? 】

There was a hint of complexity in her eyes: "I'm starting to doubt what image I have in your mind."

The photographer's eyes evaded: "Anyway, he is not a good person."

Mingli: "..."

She is a failure as a person.

No, she wants to change her image!

The next second, the woman trotted quickly and waved to the photographer with a smile: "Come on, let's run and exercise together!"

Her smile was as bright as a flower, and she had a sense of déjà vu as the heroine of an idol drama waving to people under the warm sunset and laughing like a silver bell:

Hahaha↗Come after me~Hahaha↗↘Come on~Hahaha↗→↘

The photographer froze on the spot, with a hint of an old father's relief on his face.

Young people must be so energetic!

He was just about to start running when he saw Mingli, who had run more than ten meters in front of him, stop, panting slightly, raising his hands to touch the sweat: "Forget it, I'm an old pig. It's okay."

Photographer: "..."

Is your workout just three minutes?

Even the species has been changed?

Looking at his disappointed eyes, Mingli was silent for three seconds:

"Actually, it's not that I want to stop, but the life principles I just realized warned me to stop."

"what?"

"If people's hearts are not enough, don't force yourself on someone else if you don't have the strength."

"..."