After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous
Chapter 5 There are traces of your waste
"laugh"
Nan Zhu chuckled.
[Is Mingli going too far? Gu Luo didn't do anything wrong, and she apologized sincerely. It would be better for her to just open her mouth and say this to others]
[Although I don’t like Mingli, she didn’t say anything unpleasant, right? It was wrong for Gu Luo to agree without understanding the situation. Isn't this a negative lesson? Let everyone refer to it, it is also good to have a long memory. 】
[You still thought Shen Qing and Gu would protect Gu Luo? He can really sit still]
[Laughing to death, if Brother Shen doesn't protect Gu Luo, you'll say he's cold-blooded and doesn't care about his sister; if Brother Shen protects Gu Luo, you'll probably scold him for not being able to distinguish right from wrong. Did you let you say anything about co-authoring? I said don’t hate some people too much]
The director coughed twice: "Okay, okay, let's announce the rules of the program.
The permanent population of Youyu Peninsula is only over 1, with 7/ of the developed area. The rest is basically undeveloped mountain jungle.
Although it is a lifestyle variety show, in order to increase the difficulty and interest, all guests are not allowed to bring food, tools, money and other items except clothing and basic daily necessities.
So before we disembark later, we will search our luggage.
At that time, there are two ways for everyone to obtain food supplies.
1: Help residents complete help-seeking tasks, earn points, and directly exchange points for food, utensils, and accommodation.
Two: The program team has prepared artificially raised rabbits, broilers, chickens, etc. in the mountains. You can catch them and solve the problem of eating by yourself.
You can choose between the two methods.
Moreover, the show crew has hidden a treasure on the island, and whoever finds the treasure will receive a bonus of one million.
Voting will be held every night, and the person with the highest score will receive a clue. From Monday to Thursday, a total of four clues will be pieced together to form the treasure clue. "
[This season actually has an additional part of voting for clues to find treasures? In addition to completing tasks, everyone also has to maintain relationships to make others invest in them. So we have to be competitive and friendly at the same time? 】
[As expected of a program exclusively sponsored by Nan’s, it’s a very wealthy one! 】
[I just checked the market value of the Nan Group... The Nan family holds 51% of the shares. The wealth of the Nan family alone is about 2000 billion US dollars, which is more than million yuan...]
[Take less? More than one trillion? I wouldn't even dare to go to a fucking grave to burn like this! (Pig Man is shocked.jpg)]
[Fight with you rich people! Bean paste is red bean paste! 】
[The Nan family started their business very early. They started doing business three generations ago, and they have caught up with the development of the times. If they have brains and opportunities, it would be strange if they are not rich. The father controls the overall domestic market, the eldest son controls the overseas market, the second eldest Nan Zhu runs an Internet subsidiary, and the third eldest Nan Lan makes connections to expand his circle. This generation of the Nan family is not a prodigal waste, and it will not fail in the next few decades. 】
After the director finished speaking, he looked at everyone: "Do you have any questions or doubts? You can ask them."
Mingli asked loudly: "Where is the treasure?"
director:"……"
That’s not the way to put it.
Everyone laughed.
[Mingli: You can mention whatever you say]
"Okay, now please introduce yourself, such as your hobbies, specialties and hobbies." The director is like an emotionless cue process machine.
Ming Qiang is the most proactive: "I usually like sports, reading, watching exhibitions, and cooking."
Gu Luo smiled softly: "What a coincidence. I usually like to read and exercise, cook and watch exhibitions, as well as draw and learn musical instruments."
Ming Qiang's eyes instantly burst into light as the pheasant saw the branches.
Shen Qinggu's voice was clear and sweet: "Acting and traveling."
[Brother Shen’s voice is so loud and poignant! Every time I watch his play, it’s a visual and auditory enjoyment! 】
Nan Lan raised her chin slightly: "I like to play, love to play, play more, play every day."
[Okay, okay, finally I have the same hobby as the rich people, I also like to play]
[Rich people love to play, I love to play, so I = rich! (Confirmed)]
Qi Ling'er: "I like singing and being quiet."
After finishing his words, his eyes glanced at Mingli intentionally or unintentionally.
Qi Shang: "Same as above."
[Qi Shang was very precious about his words. He didn't say a few words from beginning to end, and he didn't seem to pay attention to anything. He felt like he was in a different world from other people. 】
[Shang Shang is like this, he uses all his words in singing hahaha, his songs are really nice and very good! (? I heard that the brother and sister seemed to be forced by their parents to participate in this show)]
Nanzhu's long legs were slightly crotched: "Self-introduction is too one-sided, I suggest you get to know me personally."
Everyone: "..."
[Ah ah ah, but, these words came from the mouth of the wanton Nan Zhu, it was really touching! 】
[You kid, you have something! 】
Mingli rolled his eyes.
This guy really got it right.
Those who know it is a lifestyle variety show, but those who don’t know it think it is a love show.
"Mingli, what about you?" The director and others looked at her.
Mingli felt three parts ashamed, three parts shy and four parts resigned: "I'm sorry, I'm not as good as I am, and I don't have any special skills.
Others are talented people with all-round development of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and physical skills, while I am like Homo sapiens with a complete collapse of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and physical skills. "
Everyone: "?"
She felt a little emotional: "I can't compare with humans; I can't compare with monkeys. I was still too strong at the beginning, so I just need to evolve into a monkey. After all, I will go to school, work, get married and have children."
If everything was just fine back then, I should be swinging on a tree eating bananas and randomly choosing someone to slap him in the mouth when I'm in a bad mood, instead of sitting here recording a show with you at work.
I am sorry to be born as a human being; I am born to be a human being, sweeping away freedom. "
Everyone: "..."
[Hahahaha, don’t be too outrageous]
[You also want to be a monkey, and I also want to be a monkey, so what is our relationship? 】
[I’m not a human being, I’m just a monkey that walks upright. I don’t know how to go to school or go to work. I can only swing on a swing, eat bananas and slap my mouth (love)]
【Welcome to join our army! 】
Mingqiang's daddy smell suddenly couldn't be suppressed anymore, just like the shi in the toilet, there was a fragrance that couldn't be suppressed:
"Xiao Li, how can you have such negative thoughts? You have to know that every one of us living in this world is born into this world after being carefully selected and competing with hundreds of millions of other sperm! "
Three seconds later, Gu Luo nodded: "Yes, there is no need to belittle ourselves, we should be more confident.
If a person is not confident in himself, nothing will be successful. "
This time, she spent three seconds thinking about whether there was anything wrong with Ming Qiang's words, and only spoke after making sure there was no problem!
It can not only suppress Mingli, but also establish a confident and independent female persona for her.
Gu Luo had already anticipated the praise for her on the barrage.
When she thought of this, the corners of her lips curled up slightly.
Anyone can be in the limelight, but not Mingli.
Mingli rubbed her chin, pondered for a few seconds and then suddenly spoke:
"Really? Are you sure it's not that the other sperms already knew that this world was not a good place, so they didn't want to come, and you, the one with the lowest IQ, became the unlucky guy and was kicked out by the other sperms?
As the saying goes, if you don't go to hell, who will go to hell?
So your waste is traceable because you are the worst sperm. "
Ming Qiang: "?"
Gu Luo: "??"
Everyone: "???"
Do you want to listen to what you are saying?
[Master, I understand! 】
[I just said why I am such a waste, it turns out that I am the worst sperm. If I say that, I suddenly feel relieved that I am such a waste. 】
[If I am a powerful sperm but such a waste, I will fall into internal friction; but if you say that I am a rubbish sperm and therefore such a waste, I will take it for granted (exaggeration)]
[Unexpectedly, I got a little psychological comfort from Mingli. You have such a tricky angle. You can comfort people. 】
Ming Li's unexpected move made Ming Qiang and Gu Luo unable to defeat them.
"Pa. Pa. Pa." Nan Lai clapped her hands, "I think what you said makes sense. My failure is not my problem, but the problem of the sperm at the beginning, which is my father's problem."
Nan Zhu raised his eyebrows contemptuously, "Come on, you are useless because you are a fool, don't blame others."
Nan Lan quickly counterattacked: "You are the idiot! Your whole family is idiots!"
Nan Zhu: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Your whole family and his whole family seem to be the same?
[Hahaha, this is the first time I saw someone scolding me and I scolded myself]
[FamilyMart: Can I thank you? 】
【What is FamilyMart? I love FamilyMart’s Oden! 】
[It’s okay, just go and have fun. 】
After realizing it in hindsight, Nan Lan's fair and tender cheeks turned red quickly, and she stamped her feet anxiously: "You, I...retract! That sentence I just said, retract, retract! Director, retract, retract!"
The director helplessly raised his forehead: "This is a live broadcast, not WeChat..."
[Hahaha, I can’t tell, director, you still have a little sense of humor]
Nan Zhu: "Your stupidity has traces to follow."
Nan Lan: "..."
Mingli turned to look at him: "I adapted this sentence for a fee. Brother Fu v. me 50."
Nan Zhu: "Your idiot also has traces to follow."
Mingli: "You are an idiot. You don't know who to scold. You support coming to pick it up yourself."
Nanzhu: "I wish you a happy and hot life, or for short, get out of here."
Mingli: "You can steal my quotes, but what about my mental illness?"
Nan Zhu: "..."
Seeing someone deflated, Nan Lan applauded quickly, crackling, and so loudly that even the Nian beast would be shocked when it came: Didn't the New Year just pass? ? ?
Nan Zhu: "..."
[I suggest you send the mouth to me tomorrow, and you can pay for the shipping fee! 】
[Mingli:? I am a fool, but I am not a fool]
[Mingli: I wish you a happy and hot life ahead (love)]
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