After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

Under the bright sun, are all ghosts so bold? Although they cry out every day that they want to die, they can't really die, right? I spent the first half of my life just enduring hardships. I finally got a little money, but I haven’t even enjoyed it yet. Are we about to meet the King of Hell?

When she turns around and turns her head——

Good news: There is no ghost or hell.

Bad news: What's going on with these animals?

The first one to bear the brunt was the sika deer, followed by wild boars and macaques on the left and right, followed by a group of pheasants, hares, squirrels...all kinds of wild animals in the forest.

Some still have a relationship of predator and prey, but at this time they run out together in a very harmonious manner.

Seeing such a group of wild animals rushing over, although they didn't know what was going on, everyone subconsciously stepped back and retreated.

The animals were running and barking. Although they couldn't understand it, Mingli could understand it!

"Zhi" Lulu said you feel comfortable touching Bigu, I want to try it~

"Lu" hello, it's our first time meeting you. Please give me a pat on the back.

"Gu" I want it too, I want it too!

"Hey" you can also touch the head, the belly, and the tail.

"Hey" it was the last time you touched her. In the past two days, she has been thinking about her day and night and stayed up all night!

"Hey" I want, I want, I want!

Mingli: "...?"

Abnormal! ! !

On the other side, Shen Qinggu pursed his lips: "There may be a geological disaster coming soon, so these wild animals have all run away. Let's go down the mountain to an open area quickly."

"We also need to inform the people in the town so that everyone can take precautions as soon as possible." Qi Ling'er said.

"What are you doing standing still? Run!" Nan Lan shouted at Ming Li, who was stunned in place.

"Wait a minute, it's not necessarily an earthquake." Nan Zhu suddenly said, stopping everyone who was about to run away and go down the mountain. The hot peppers that would explode at one o'clock in the past seemed particularly calm and calm at this time.

He stared closely at the thin but upright figure not far ahead.

However, the next second, Mingli turned around and ran away.

Nan Zhu: "..."

Everyone:"???"

She ran, and the others followed suit without knowing why, and the animals chased after her.

Everyone ran down the mountain one after another.

When the villagers who were growing vegetables on the mountain saw a group of people running from Mingli, followed by a group of animals, they were so frightened that they ran away without even taking their farm tools.

Everyone ran to the foot of the mountain in a hurry.

In front are people running wildly, and behind are wild animals running wildly.

Who has seen this scene?

The villagers were stunned.

"Fuck, what's wrong?"

"I heard there's going to be an earthquake, and even the animals are running out!"

"Fuck, what's wrong?"

"I heard that something terrible happened in the mountains, and the animals were so scared!"

"Fuck, what's wrong?"

"It seems like there are zombies in the mountains? Animals don't dare to stay in the mountains anymore!"

Everyone passed it around, and the current version is "The dinosaurs are resurrected to fight Godzilla, and the animals are so scared that they pee and run down the mountain!"

Mingli didn't stop until he couldn't run anymore. When he turned around, he found that he was followed by a large group of people - behind him were the program crew, followed by a group of animals, and then followed by a group of villagers who didn't know why but were running with the trend. .

Mingli: "..."

No, why are you running along?

She looked at the chasing animals, bent over tiredly and gasped: "No, are you sick?"

"Eh~" Ah~kimoji~

"Hey" we just want you to touch them. After they heard that they felt comfortable being touched by you, they all followed us.

"Gu" we just want to be comfortable.

"Eh~" A long time ago, when the wild Twolegs were around, they would start touching us at dawn every morning and wouldn't go home until dark. This is an agreement between you Twolegs and us animals that has been passed down for thousands of years and is engraved in our bones! We haven't been touched since the wild Twolegs were gone!

My grandma was the last sika deer in our family to be touched by a wild twoleg. She said she would never forget that feeling and wanted to be touched again until she died. We have been searching for that feeling for so many years!

We don't know what it feels like, but the moment you put your hands on me, I suddenly woke up!

Buttocks also woke up!

That's what it feels like!

Would you like to stay? Be our god and restore our bond once again!

Just touch us from morning to night every day, and we will support you. We can give you whatever you want!

A group of animals stared at Mingli expectantly.

The butt is ready to move.

Mingli was speechless: "Where are you looking for a god? Aren't you looking for a massage aunt?"

Isn’t it exhausting to touch it till late every day?

What agreement? Isn't this a labor contract?

Human beings are really miserable. Modern people work to the death, and primitive people work to the death.

Summary: exhausting work.

Why do people only live once in this life? Can't we live for a few days and die for a few days, and then live for a few days and die for a few days?

After all, I don’t want to live every day. Sometimes I really want to die:)

"Eh..." But, you were the one who made the first move, now you're not responsible if you touch it?

"I know that the slap I made was my fault, but if I take a step back, Pangu who created the world, Houyi who shot the sun, and Nuwa who created humans were all right, right?

If it weren't for them, there wouldn't be us, let alone any bonding agreement. In this era, the old routine of parents ordering matchmakers has long ceased. In the past, when two aristocratic families had an agreement, the offspring must marry. This is a bad habit. "

The animals were silent.

"Times are changing, and we have to move forward! If no one touches you, you can rub your hands on trees, stones, or each other, right? Or you can look for macaques. They also have hands, and they feel no different from me.

Although we are animals, we must learn to be self-reliant and not rely on others for everything! Promise me to be a self-reliant deer, chicken, rabbit, rat, pig... okay? "

Mingli read them one by one, and finally sighed:

“I have an elderly child who needs medical treatment, and a 70-year-old mother who needs to go to school!

Please, fart, give me freedom. "

The animals were silent for a long time, and finally withdrew their butts one after another.

Go up the mountain.

There was a deer that turned back three times with one step, and even had tears in its eyes: "Eh~" Mr. Kimoji! Be sure to visit us often! I will miss you!

Mingli stumbled and almost fell to death: "Stop peeking at those messy human things! Let's go quickly!"

A group of animals ran up the mountain again and slowly disappeared among the trees.

She looked at the crowd and glanced at their expressions of confusion, confusion, and shock: "..."

"It's gone, it's gone, everyone's gone, there's nothing going on and no excitement."

Some villagers asked: "What's going on? Why are these animals following you?"

"I'm taking them for exercise. In fact, I'm an animal trainer. I specialize in training animals. I was just testing my abilities. It's nothing serious. Everyone should leave."

The villagers still refused to leave: "Is everything okay?"

"It's okay! It's going to rain, have you put away your clothes? It's noon, have you made lunch? Where's the farm work, is it done? Where's the child, in case he's acting like a monster?"

The villagers immediately dispersed.

After they left, other guests gathered around.

Nan Lan: "What's going on?"

Mingli explained simply: “Those deer were photographed by me a few times before and felt very comfortable, and then they came back and spread rumors that they felt comfortable after being touched by me!

After these animals noticed that I was going up the mountain, they ran over together and let me touch them. "

Nan Lan breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought it was an earthquake, but it turned out to be a pervert."

Everyone: "..."

The probability of encountering an animal metamorphosis is lower than encountering an earthquake!