After being released from the mental hospital, Sha Diao’s real daughter became famous

Mingli glanced at the man who was the first to take the lead: "Where are we, how can we be as powerful as our hot pepper teacher? He has endless anger.

If the sun disappears one day, hang it up and light up the entire solar system. "

Nan Zhu crossed her arms and snorted: "I'm too lazy to quarrel with you now, just wait. When I go back, I will burn paper for my grandma to come up and take you away."

Mingli smiled playfully: "The pig pen is empty, but you are in the human world. Just wait, your coquettishness will eventually become the knife that stabs you."

After saying that, she turned to look at Gu Luo, who was about to be ignored by everyone and clenched her fists in anger: "By the way, sister, what did I just say?"

"..." Gu Luo gritted his teeth, "First, you didn't peek at the clues, otherwise you would be 007 every day."

"Oh yes, second: I'm showing off my cards. Do you know about the possessed Toling?"

Everyone looked confused.

"Have not heard."

"I only know how to tell dreams."

Mingli nodded: "It's normal for ordinary people not to know. After all, this situation is rare. In fact, the soul is possessed by a certain medium and transmits messages through this medium.

My deceased great-grandmother saw that I was too poor, so today she specially possessed a black bear to tell me the location of the treasure, hoping to help me get out of poverty.

Of course, not all souls and mediums can do it. The medium must have a very high opinion of you before the possession can be successful. It can be seen that the black bear also has a high admiration for me.

This is normal. After all, if my sister is such a good person, she should fall in love with me. If she doesn’t love me, she should go to the hospital to be admitted to the ophthalmology, brain, and psychiatry department. Forget it, just reopen it, life is a waste. "

Gu Luo: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone stared at her with a look like "I believe you, then there really is a ghost."

[One mouth from Mingli is better than all the ghosts in the world]

Ming Qiang asked dissatisfiedly: "Then why didn't Tai Nai tell me? But why did he tell you?"

"My grandma said that you are unfilial and don't spend money to say hello to her elders during festivals. It's not like me, who spends gold, silver, luxury cars, and handsome men every year. She also asked me to send you a message."

"what?"

"The dragon doesn't roar, the tiger doesn't roar, it's ridiculous to be unfilial."

"you!"

The woman lowered her gaze and said, "Your zipper is unzipped."

Ming Qiang quickly lowered his head, turned around and tried to pull it up, only to find that there were camera seats in all directions.

I had no choice but to cover my crotch and run into the house like a duck.

Gah, gah, gah!

Everyone laughed.

Mingli: "It's not that Brother Qiangzi is not careful, it's just that it's more cost-effective to express enthusiasm and welcome by opening your pants wide."

Nan Zhu: "My door is always open, waiting for you to come?"

She was disgusted: "I won't come."

He was speechless: "..."

[Hahahahahaha I laughed so hard that everyone within a ten-mile radius would depend on hearing aids for the rest of their lives]

She looked at everyone: "It was really the black bear who told me. If you don't believe it, forget it. Otherwise, how could I know where the treasure is without looking at the clues? It can't be the director who told me, right?"

Everyone: Yes!

Apart from the guests, isn’t it the program team who can know where the treasure is?

Everyone's eyes fell on the director who was eating melon.

the latter:"……"

He shouldn't have gone out to watch the show. Now, he's on fire.

The bald man's face was full of determination: "I swear, there is absolutely no script in this show, and there is absolutely no behind-the-scenes operation! You know me, I wish Mingli would suffer a loss, how could I give her money? I'm crazy, I'm not South……"

The man's squinting eyes were full of danger.

"...It's not a man's sympathy attack, how could it be possible?"

By the time everyone reacted, the instigator had already entered the wooden house to take a beautiful lunch break.

She has already explained the reason, and she is telling the truth. It was really what the black bear told her! Whether they believe it or not has nothing to do with her.

-

In the afternoon, after all the guests had finished their lunch break, it was time for the last part of the program - their participation speeches.

Gu Luo had a polite and gentle smile on his face: "This is the first variety show I have participated in. I have met many friends, seen many things, and broadened my horizons. I am very grateful to all the staff of the program for their care. If not Their hard work will not be..."

The sleepy Mingli yawned, turned his head and whispered: "What is she talking about?"

Nan Zhu: "Read a short composition."

"Help me summarize the speech, thank you."

"Am I your assistant?"

"I'm deaf, please do me a favor and help me."

"...More troops in Khan, thank God everywhere."

"understood."

[Isn’t Mingli too rude? When someone else is talking, she gets distracted. Can she respect others? 】

[Why, when your school leader spoke, you never deserted and listened carefully the whole time? When your boss talks nonsense, have you never deserted and listened carefully the whole time? 】

[For a moment, I have already begun to wander around the world]

After there was no important content, Mingli continued to stare blankly and opened his eyes in a daze.

"You are like that stupid flounder now. If you open your mouth any wider, your saliva will flow out."

"Oh." Mingli sucked back the saliva that had just escaped to the corner of her mouth, and then continued to be in a daze.

Probably because the woman didn't comb her hair after taking a nap, a few strands of fried hair on her head floated in the wind, and flew up to Nan Zhu with her teeth and claws dancing.

Stick it against his forehead, his cheek, and his lips.

He also swept around the auricles, making his neck itchy.

Nan Zhu: "..."

Broken hair, just like the master.

The man raised his hand impatiently, and while she was in a daze, he gently wrapped the strands of hair around her neck.

At this time, Flounder instantly turned his head: "What are you doing? You want to strangle me?"

Nanzhu's face was expressionless: "I was discovered by you."

"You can't get my sincerity, so you want to get my body? I don't see that you still have this habit!

What's the rush? A hundred years from now, won’t my ashes still be there for you to play with? "

"..."

"Don't be too infatuated with me. Give up as soon as possible. My sister's coldness is eight degrees below zero. Even if she wears long johns, it's still bone-chilling."

"I can't tell that you are still in love. All other people's words and deeds can be misinterpreted by you as love, love, love."

"No one else but me misinterprets your words and deeds."

"..."

"You're blushing, Princess Jiaojiao."

"..."

The man strode away, seemingly calm, but he accidentally bumped into Nan Lai, who was also dozing, revealing his panic.

The woman who was suddenly woken up suddenly dropped her shaking head and looked around quickly: "Holy shit, what's wrong? The Japs have invaded the village?"

Everyone was attracted by the movement on her side: "?"

Nan Lan: "..."

She scratched her head, waved her hand to Gu Luo, and said with a hint of apology: "I'm sorry to interrupt you. You continue, I'm listening."

Gu Luo had finished speaking a long time ago, and now it was Ming Qiang's turn: "..."

【"I am listening"】

[A little politeness, but not much; a little respect, but not much. 】

It was Qi Shang's turn. The handsome but paralyzed man said very few words: "Okay."

The black-haired Princess Che girl took the phone and said with a cold expression: "It's okay."

Shen Qinggu continued the formation with a clear smile on his lips: "It's pretty good."

director:"……"

He stared at Mingli with stern eyes, as if she would take back her one million if she was working with the previous people.

Mingli swept around and became the one to break the formation: "It's true that no one comes to Youyu Peninsula in vain..."

The bald head nodded and answered happily: "Indeed, Youyu Peninsula is not only beautiful in scenery..."

"Everyone's got a tan."

director:"……"

Is there really no one to control Mingli's mouth?

Lock it up, okay?

The key goes up to the sky with the rocket and is thrown into the universe as garbage!

The staff saw the bald-headed bitter gourd king's expression and advised, "You'd better give up this idea. Teacher Mingli's mouth is like everyone's love for the God of Wealth. It can't be stopped. It can't be stopped at all."

And Teacher Mingli obviously has a good look. "

"Ok?"

"Forever young, always ugly."

"..."