No, do you really want it?

Did something go wrong?

I am your subject!

You actually want a chair from the minister’s house? Cold or not?

"Uh-huh, it's Weichen's blessing that the little princess likes Weichen's chair."

Yu Chixi supported his chin with his small hand, "Then I'm interested in a lot of things in your house."

City Lord: ...

You are really not polite at all.

"Hmm... I wonder what else the little princess wants?"

"They are lucky to be noticed by the little princess."

Yu Chixi smiled and said, "I've fallen in love with your city lord's mansion. Why don't you move out and let me live there."

The smile on the city lord's face froze.

Yu Chixi burst out laughing, "Why, didn't you just say that if I took a fancy to them, it would be their blessing?"

"You can't bear it now?"

City Lord: How can he give up? !

This is his hard work for half his life!

"Uh, hehehe, little princess, you really love to joke!"

"Stop teasing Wei Chen!"

Yu Chixi tilted his little head, "Are you kidding me?"

"No, no, no, I'm talking to you very seriously."

City Lord:? ?

He didn't dare to answer the question.

Yu Chixi looked at Jing Huaian, who took a step forward and said, "Someone reported you for corruption."

"The little princess has found out that it was indeed you who did it."

"What do you think about this matter?"

City Lord:? ? ? What does he think? He was confused!

"This is impossible!"

"Your Highness, little princess, you are wronged!!"

The city lord knelt down with a bang, his whole body trembling, "You are wronged!!"

"Someone must be jealous of Wei Chen and want to deliberately mess with Wei Chen!"

"Wei Chen has never been corrupt!"

"Really?" Yu Chixi's voice was light and airy, "I have never been corrupted. So where did these precious trees and flowers in your house come from?"

"You didn't buy it, someone else gave it to you?"

"What about this fine sandalwood chair? I didn't know that a small city lord's palace has so many luxuries."

"You really want me to live for a long time!"

"Don't say it was given by others. If you say so, then make a list of who gave it and when. I will investigate one by one to see if they are really that rich."

City Lord: ...

Every idea that came to him was killed by the little princess. What should he say?

He is indeed greedy!

“This, this, this… evidence!”

The city lord is sure that those people will not betray him, otherwise everyone will die!

"Little princess, if there is no evidence, Wei Chen really can't admit it!"

"These things were picked up by Wei Chen."

"Wei Chen didn't know they were so precious... If the little princess likes them, just take them all."

Yu Chixi: ...If I really have yours, I can tell you everything I picked up.

"Picked it up?" Yuchi Xi chuckled, "Are you, the city lord, still a rag picker?"

"I just didn't expect that I picked up something valuable?"

"Yes..." The city lord gritted his teeth and nodded, "It was really Wei Chen who picked it up."

"Since you picked it up, then tell me when and where you picked it up." Yu Chixi raised his eyebrows.

"Wei Chen forgot!"

Let’s see what else she can say!

Yu Chixi looked at Jing Huaian, and Jing Huaian disappeared. When he came back, he threw a man in front of the city lord, pulled the stuff out of the man's mouth, and he shouted, "Yes, he It’s the city lord!”

"Lord City Lord, where is my family? Have you finished dividing the spoils?"

"Why are you not as greedy as before with regard to the disaster relief funds distributed by the imperial court?"

"But what happened?"

City Lord: ...

your head?

Which head is yours?

I want to smash your head in now.

The city lord took a deep breath and smiled stiffly, "Who are you? I don't know you."

Let's take a look!

In this situation, you still come to testify against me, do you want to die with me?

The man seemed to have lost his mind, "It's you!"

"How come you don't recognize me? When you met my boss, you even praised me for my cleverness!"

City Lord: ...I take back that sentence now!

I was really blind before and thought you were clever.

The city lord kowtowed, "Your Highness, little princess, you are wronged!"

"Wei Chen doesn't know why he said that!"

"Weichen really doesn't know him."

The man shouted, "You don't know me? Then how do I know you have a mole on your butt?! There is a hair on that mole!!"

City Lord: ...

Shut up you stinky thing.

How do you know such a thing!

"You said this yourself last time you had a drink with my family."

"If you really don't know me, take off your pants and show them!"

Jing Huaian said, "Just let me see it. Is your ass worthy of the little princess?"

City Lord: ...Did I say I wanted to take it off?

Why are you still mocking my ass!

Yu Chixi had a hard time holding back her laughter.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! There is a mole on my butt! Hahahaha, there are still hairs on the mole, no, that's not the point. The point is that he said it after he was drunk. 】

【Ha ha ha ha. 】

Yu Chixi couldn't help it anymore, she laughed out loud "hehehehe", and when they looked over, her face changed instantly, with an expression of "I am very serious, the sound was not made by me just now".

Jing Huaian:......

City Lord: ...

He was speechless.

"Are you admitting your guilt? Hahahahahahaha." Yu Chixi smiled and closed his mouth, but his eyes were already bent with laughter.

City Lord: ...

Suddenly I felt like my heart was full of holes!

The man was still saying, "You also said that you saw your wife in bed with someone else..."

In anger, the city lord took out a dagger and killed him with one blow.

He must not let others know that his wife is hanging out with others!

That was a lifelong shame.

Yu Chixi: Oh, it’s exciting.

He said this himself, awesome.

So as I said, drinking will make things worse!

Jing Huaian: ...This man’s wife is messing around with others, and he still tells it on his own?

Great.

After Yu Chixi waited for the man to die, he said to Jing Huaian, "Arrest him, he killed someone."

City Lord:! ! !

He suddenly came back to his senses, "You have no evidence at all!"

"Who said that? Isn't it true now? I saw you kill someone with my own eyes." Yu Chixi stood up with a smile, "You don't have to admit your crime of corruption. Killing innocent people indiscriminately is a capital crime."

The city lord couldn't believe it, "I am the city lord, the lord of a city!"

"What's wrong if I kill a commoner?"

"What's more, he used to be a bandit, and I am here to eliminate harm for the people!"

"Oh?" Yu Chixi looked at him with a half-smile, "Bandit? Didn't you say you didn't know him? Now you know him again?"

The city lord was startled and quickly covered his mouth. Oh no, he was caught in a trap!

"Let's go." Jing Huaian walked over. The city lord pulled out the dagger from the bandit and stabbed him. "I will fight with you."

As soon as Jing Huaian raised his hand, the dagger in his hand fell to the ground, "Fight? Then you have to practice again."

With his current strength, can you fight with him? Not qualified enough.

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