Concubine Xian, Wei Chixi and the whole family’s villains all collapsed after reading my mind

Yuchi Duan Yi said coolly, "Don't ask me if I want this luck?"

Baike choked at his words, "I am the King of Ghosts!"

"He is dead, and his body can only be buried underground. It is his honor to be used by me!"

"It's bad luck, right?" Yuchi Duan also responded directly.

Bai Ke:......

"Shut up, I don't want to talk to you!"

"Oh, then if I don't shut up, if you don't want to talk to me, just hold it in!" Yuchi Duan Yi raised his eyebrows, "One more question, what is the purpose of coming to the clan?"

Baike looked at Zong Wanfeng infatuatedly, "It's for Sister Zong!"

"To get Sister Zong's favor."

Zong Wanfeng shook her body coldly, "Talking nonsense!"

"This is false, I don't even believe it."

Bai Ke:......

"Sister Zong..." He looked at her sadly, as if he had been greatly wronged.

However, Zong Wanfeng just looked at him coldly, unmoved.

He was defeated in the end, "Okay, I want to use the blood of everyone in the clan to open the teleportation array, teleport the demon Satan over, and then let me absorb him to help me become the most powerful ghost king."

Yuchi Duanyi and Zong Wanfeng:...

Zong Wanfeng swung the soft whip in her hand and made a cracking sound, "Very good."

"Sister Zong also thinks my plan is good, I think so too!"

"Sister Zong, don't worry, I will keep you. Who made you look so beautiful?"

"When I become the most powerful Ghost King, I will let you be the most beautiful Ghost King's wife!"

Zong Wanfeng lashed the soft whip with an expressionless face. This time, every blow was a fatal blow, "Then it depends on whether you have the fate."

Yuchi Duanyi: There is a road to heaven but you don’t take it; there is no door to hell but you rush in.

The number one seeker of death is this ghost king.

"Don't make trouble." Baike looked at her with a doting look on his face, "As long as I come out of Baike's body, you can't hit me."

"Why do you think I let you beat me? It's not because I love you."

Yuchi Duan also said:?

As if I don't exist, right?

well.

Yuchi Duan also took out a handful of talismans from his arms, "What did you just say? Who do you love? Say it again?"

Bai Ke:......

Seeing the talisman in his hand, I suddenly couldn't say that sentence.

He swallowed hard, "I love my mother. Speaking of which, I miss my mother so much. I don't know where my mother is now. I have to find my mother!"

God!

The talisman in his hand is so scary!

That breath! !

He absolutely can't beat him! !

With that said, he turned around and wanted to leave. Yuchi Duan also called out to him, "Stop, do you want to leave? Are you going to leave?"

Bai Ke turned around and raised a smile, "Why are you looking for me? In fact, I just came here today to talk nonsense."

"I didn't succeed in living in the Zongfu, and I felt bad, so I came here to talk nonsense."

"Don't take it seriously. How can there be demons on this continent? It's fake, it must be fake!"

"If there are such things as demons, wouldn't there also be gods? Oh, oh, but have any of you seen gods? Right?"

"Fake, it's all fake!"

"Sorry, I shouldn't have deceived you. I admit my mistake."

Yuchi Duan Yi's lips curved slightly, "You've been asked to say everything, what else do you want us to say?"

"If you are not a ghost, then why do you have no shadow? Huh?"

"You don't want to explain?"

While he was talking, Yuchi Duan also flashed in front of him. Without saying a word, he picked up a talisman and stuck it on him, "Since you are not a ghost, you shouldn't be afraid of the talisman!"

His movements were so fast that Bai Ke didn't even react, and the talisman was stuck to his forehead.

Yuchi Duan Yi took a piece of talisman paper at random. He didn't know what the talisman paper was. As soon as he put it on, Baike burst out with a sharp shout. The next moment, he started to retching.

"Ugh, vomit, vomit - my mouth feels so bitter, vomit, vomit -"

Yuchi Duan also said:?

Ok?

Shouldn't what Xi'er gave him be a ghost-catching talisman?

What kind of talisman is this?

Why did he keep retching?

He also said his mouth was bitter?

"W-what kind of talisman did you use on me!!"

"You disgusting human being!!"

"Ugh, vomit, vomit—"

Baike kept retching, Zong Wanfeng looked at Yuchi Duan Yi, "What kind of talisman is this?"

Yuchi Duan was silent for a while, "Retching Talisman?"

"I don't know, Xi'er gave it to me today."

As he said that, Yuchi Duan Yi quickly tore off one piece and put another one on. He saw that Bai Ke's mouth quickly swelled into a sausage mouth. He breathed and cried, "Ah ah ah, okay." It’s so spicy, it tastes so spicy in my mouth!”

"Why can I feel spicy even though I am the King of Ghosts!!"

"This is unreasonable!!"

Yuchi Duan also looked at Zong Wanfeng and said tentatively, "Maybe this is the Spicy Talisman?"

Zong Wanfeng:......

In order to prove that he was reliable, Yuchi Duan simply put another talisman on his face, and then he let out a long fart, "Pfft~~~~~~"

Baike's face turned pale for a while, tears were still flowing, his mouth was still spicy, and he didn't want this face anymore.

He, the majestic ghost king, actually farts in public. What is the difference between this and pooping in public!

Baike's tears were mixed with tears of regret. He regretted it. He shouldn't have come today. After what happened today, how could he gain a foothold in the ghost world in the future? !

What face does he have! !

Yuchi Duan was silent for a while, and then decisively put two more talisman papers on him. The next second, Baike laughed and shit at the same time.

Zong Wanfeng's eyelids twitched fiercely, she turned around silently and entered her room, closing the door with a bang, "Duan Yi, I'll leave him to you."

She didn't want to see it.

Horrible, terrible!

Is this the power of Xi'er's new talisman?

Yuchi Duanyi: ...Don't leave me alone, I'm helpless!

Yuchi Duan Yi simply couldn't describe his current mood. He was laughing and crying while watching the Ghost King fart and shit. How should I put it, it really felt like he was watching a madman.

Yuchi Duan Yi silently took a few steps back. Seeing his actions, Bai Ke's eyes almost popped out, "Hahahaha... yes... hahaha... no... hahaha... get up!"

"I don't dare anymore...hahaha...hahaha...please...haha...let me stop..."

He couldn't even say a complete sentence, he kept hahaha.

Yuchi Duanyi's mouth twitched slightly, "You stink too much, I don't want to get close to you."

"Well, since it is a talisman, it must have a statute of limitations. It will be fine once the statute of limitations expires."

Yuchi Duan Yifei climbed onto a branch nearby, "I'll wait for you here!"

"Wait until your talisman expires."

Baike:! ! ! 1

Can't you just come over and help me get rid of this talisman? !

So what if it stinks? Wasn't it you who caused it? !

Are you embarrassed now? !

No, you still want to hold your nose? !

You bastard——

Baike was crying and laughing, and many ghosts appeared next to him, pointing at him and muttering, "Hey! He's still the King of Ghosts!"

"This Ghost King is too miserable!"

"What kind of ghost king can fart and shit at the same time, and cry and laugh at the same time!"

"He can be the King of Ghosts, why can't I? I suddenly feel that I can do it too."

……

When Bai Ke heard these words, his vision went dark and he fainted.

Yuchi Duanyi's expression changed drastically. Oh my God... there were people all around him... He just fell down like that?

Thinking that Wanfeng was sleeping inside, Yuchi Duan also grabbed a few boys and came to deal with it.