Concubine Xian, Wei Chixi and the whole family’s villains all collapsed after reading my mind

"Okay, you really thought about it!!"

The bitch was going to be so angry, "Just wait for me. You'd better turn a blind eye when you sleep at night, otherwise, I will definitely pull out the scales all over your body!! I will make you a scaleless person!" dragon!!"

The bastard got angrier and angrier as he thought about it, baring his teeth at it.

The fire dragon sneered, "Are you kidding? Dragon scales are the hardest things. Want to pull them off? Come and try."

The puppy's anger level was rising slowly, and he was about to pull out the scales. Yu Chixi said in time, "Okay, puppy."

"The fire dragon said it, it didn't do it."

Charmander's eyebrows moved slightly and he looked at her, "Do you believe me?"

"Yeah." Yu Chixi glanced at it, "But you shouldn't stimulate it at this time. You just killed a lot of plants and walls in the fight..."

Yu Chixi pointed at them one by one, "Remember to compensate."

Charmander smiled and nodded, "Okay!"

As long as you trust me, none of this matters.

The bitch ran to Yu Chixi's side in aggrieved manner, whimpering, "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwww, yeah, yeah, you gotta make the decision for me."

"I don't know who did it, wuwuwu, master, you have to help me investigate."

The bitch gritted his teeth, letting him know who it was, and he would definitely give that person a lesson! !

Yu Chixi raised his hand to touch its back, paused for a moment, then put it on top of its head and touched it, "Don't worry, I will help you find it."

Well, agree first and then talk.

The bitch's mood slowly calmed down. Yuchi Duan Yi returned to the palace and passed by here. After taking a look, he turned around and stopped on the high wall. He curled his lips and smiled, "Hey, isn't this Xi'er's bitch? ?”

"Why is there no hair?"

"Oh my, didn't you laugh at me by clapping yesterday? How come retribution comes so quickly?"

Yuchi Duan also laughed, holding his stomach.

"You deserve it, you deserve it."

brat:? ? ?

I don’t know why, although there is no evidence, it always feels that the person who can do such outrageous things must be him!

Yu Chixi had a bad premonition.

[Uh, could it be my brother who did it? ! 】

[Oh my god, don’t say it, really don’t say it! ! Like something he can do! ! 】

Yuchi Duan Yi raised his eyebrows slightly, "Yes, I did it."

The bitch roared angrily, "Did you do it?!"

Although Yuchi Duan Yi couldn't understand what it was saying, he could read its meaning from its eyes, "Yes, yes, I did it."

"Do you like my return gift?"

"Isn't it much easier to be hairless? Now you don't have to bathe, and it also helps you reduce the weight of your body. Are you very touched?"

"Don't be too impressed."

brat:?

Do you think I'm moved?

The puppy barked "Ouch--" and rushed towards Yuchi Duan Yi, but it couldn't fly, so it could only stand under the corner and raise its head and bark at him "woof, woof, woof".

Yuchi Duan also stretched out his hand and dug his ears, "What is it called? Oh my, what a pity, I can't understand it."

[Brother, just be glad that you don’t understand. It’s scolding quite well. It’s definitely not what you want to hear...]

Yuchi Duan also said:? Um? When Xi'er said this, he really wanted to hear what it was scolding.

The corner of Yu Chixi's mouth twitched slightly. It was the only one here that could understand what the puppy was saying. The puppy was saying, "You bastard, I curse you to never marry the woman you love in this life!!"

"Ah ah ah, I'm so angry. I curse everyone you love to dislike you!!"

"Hey, you're in a hurry, you're in a hurry."

Yuchi Duan simply sat down on the wall with his legs dangling, "Come on, come on, bite my feet."

"It's right here, yes, yes, yes, jump up, jump a little higher, and you can bite it, okay, okay, so good."

Son of a bitch: ...so unhappy.

The puppy took a deep breath and suddenly ran away. He ran under a tree and dug hard with his paws. Yuchi Duan was still laughing at him, "What? You want to poop? Dig a hole to poop?"

brat:……

Yu Chixi:......

[Brother, please stop talking! 】

Yuchi Duan also disagreed. He raised his eyebrows and said, "You bitch, next time your hair grows back, call me and I'll shave it off for you for free."

brat:! ! !

The dog took out the talisman, grabbed the talisman with his paws and slapped it on his forehead. He narrowed his eyes and flew towards Yuchi Duan Yi!

Yuchi Duan Yi's eyes almost popped out. No, how could it fly? !

Yuchi Duan also stood up quickly, turned around and ran away, and the bastard chased after him, "Don't run away if you have the guts, ahhhh, damn human being, I will definitely shave all your hair today!!"

The puppy found a pair of scissors from nowhere, grabbed it with his paws, and chased after it.

Yu Chixi:......

[Brother, I told you to stop saying a few words! 】

Yuchi Yanchen's lips twitched slightly, "I didn't expect His Highness the Fifth Prince to be such a temperamental person."

He thought that His Highness the Fifth Prince would have a very stable character.

The fire dragon left with a swish, then came back and threw his treasure to Yu Chixi, then flew away again, "I'm going to the theater!"

Yu Chixi: ...If you like theater so much, who did you learn from?

"Huh? Where's Brother Jing?" Only then did Yu Chixi realize that Jing Huaian was not there.

Yuchi Yanchen said, "Mr. Jing said that he didn't help much in the bookstore during this period. He felt guilty and wanted to make up for it, so he went to the bookstore to help."

Yu Chixi:?

【Feeling guilty? Brother Jing? No way? It doesn’t seem impossible? 】

Well, forget it!

If Brother Jing wants to help in the bookstore, just go!

Yuchi Yanchen glanced at her, knelt down and looked at her level, "Your Highness, little princess, can I go play with you, okay?"

Yu Chixi naturally had no objection, "Okay."

"Then let's go play together!"

Yuchi Xi held his hand, and Yuchi Yanchen looked at the two people's hands together, his eyebrows softening, "Okay."

……

skyline.

The God of War found his master and asked him, "Master, I heard that you went to find the dream beast? Did you ask him to create a dream for Yuchi Duan Yi?"

"Hey, yo, didn't you say you don't want to come to my place? Why are you here again?"

The master is very yin and yang.

God of War: ...Hold a grudge for so long? Very good, this is very Master.

"Master!"

"Did something happen to little junior sister?"

"No." Master snorted, "I just wanted to tease him."

Mars:……

"In order to tease him, make a deal with the dream beast? Master, is this not your style?"

"Is there something you can't tell us?"

"What is the dream you created for him?"

"Ouch!" Master sat down impatiently, "Why do you talk so much after becoming a god?"

"It's nothing, just my bad taste. What kind of dream did I create for him?"

"Of course it's what he longs for. You want to see it? Isn't it good? After all, you don't have a wife. If you want to see it...who will calm you down?"

The God of War looked at him in disbelief, "You, you actually created such a dream for Xi'er's brother?!"

“Incomprehensible!!”

The God of War turned around and left angrily.

The moment he turned around, his face darkened. He knew that the master was not telling the truth.

What exactly does Master want to do?

As soon as he left, the master waved the water mirror and continued to look at Yu Chixi's life.

He murmured in a low voice, "Xi'er, as long as you are always happy like this, that's enough."

"I can handle this by myself."