Concubine Xian, Wei Chixi and the whole family’s villains all collapsed after reading my mind

Yu Chixi:! ! !

Happy pulse?

No way?

There is no such plot in the original work!

"Mr. Gan, can a man... have an abortion?"

Concubine Xian looked ugly.

She didn't even know what this bastard did outside or what he ate!

How can a man get pregnant? !

Yuchi Duan also held his stomach, "No!"

"This is my flesh and blood, mother!!"

"I'm not giving it up!!"

Concubine Xian:......

Concubine Xian looked at him expressionlessly, "Will you say it again?"

"I'm not giving it up!"

"Qiuxiang, go get my whip."

Yuchi Duan also said:? ? ?

"Mom——!" He shouted sternly, "He is your grandson too!!"

"He's your junior!!"

Concubine Xian:......

This bastard wants to piss her off, right? !

Concubine Xian raised her hand and pinched the center of her eyebrows fiercely, "Hit, you must beat him hard!"

Seeing that it was almost done, Imperial Physician Gan smiled and said, "His Royal Highness the Fifth Prince has misunderstood."

"What's the happy pulse? How can a man have a happy pulse?"

Dr. Gan chuckled, "It's a happy event!"

"His Royal Highness the Fifth Prince needs to wait for the veteran to finish speaking first!"

"The misunderstanding caused by His Highness the Fifth Prince's intervention, I am really... ugh!"

Yuchi Duan also said:?

Concubine Xian asked cautiously, "Mr. Gan, what does this happy event mean?"

"His Royal Highness the Fifth Prince is in good health. Why is His Highness like this? If my guess is correct, he must have someone he likes!"

"Your Highness, the Fifth Prince, is acting like this. Isn't this a happy event?"

Yuchi Duan also said:?

I wonder if you did it on purpose...

Dr. Gan!

Dr. Gan stroked his beard and said, "Concubine Xian, don't worry. Your Highness's lovesickness, well, it could also be a case of single-mindedness. Once His Highness marries that girl, it will naturally be cured."

"If you can't get married, there's no need to worry. Judging from His Highness's mentality, this disease is not terminal."

Yuchi Duanyi:...

I was wrong, please, stop talking.

I'll never call you shit again.

Concubine Xian felt relieved, "As long as there are no big problems in your head, it will be fine."

Yu Chixi also breathed a sigh of relief, as long as my brother is not pregnant.

Otherwise, he might not even know whether 'this kid' came from the chicken he ate last night or the porridge he drank this morning.

Dr. Gan stood up and looked at Yuchi Duan Yi, "Your Highness, I can help you get some medicine to restrain your mood swings and restrain your desires... Hmm..."

Yuchi Duan also covered his mouth with his left hand, put his right hand on his shoulder, took him aside, lowered his voice and gritted his teeth, "Mr. Gan, I was wrong, okay!"

"I'll never talk to you again next time!"

"Stop talking!"

Dr. Gan pulled off his hand with an innocent look on his face, "I am also thinking about the health of His Highness the Fifth Highness. The Fifth Highness is now young, upright and full of vigor..."

"Okay, okay, I get it!!"

"I have news about the medical book you are looking for."

Dr. Gan:! !

Dr. Gan held Yuchi Duan Yi's hand with a smile on his face, "Your Highness, you can't be normal anymore. Don't worry, I will be tight-lipped and will not tell others about the diagnosis results."

After a pause, Dr. Gan whispered in his ear, "Don't worry, I won't write this diagnosis result into the imperial medical history."

"Old minister, I wish you a happy return home soon." Dr. Gan raised his hand and patted his shoulder.

Yuchi Duan also opened his eyes in disbelief, right?

Did you originally plan to tell it? !

This is how your gossip came about, right? !

Do you still plan to record it in the imperial medical history? !

What hatred and resentment! Dr. Gan! I have never offended you!

Yuchi Duan also looked at him with an expression of 'You have no heart'.

Dr. Gan didn't care what his expression was. He asked with a smile, "The medical book..."

Yuchi Duan also looked full of grief and anger, "I will send it to you when I find it."

"Hey~ Then I will thank Your Highness!"

"Old minister, please retire."

Dr. Gan smiled and left while stroking his beard.

Yuchi Duan also stretched out his hand to cover his heart. It's over. The medical book still costs a lot of money. He has been a little tight recently. He just invested in a business and has not yet received the profit.

Yuchi Duan also looked at Yuchi Xi. His sister should lend it to him, right?

"Shh-"

Suddenly a whip fell in front of his eyes, and Yuchi Duan Yi quickly jumped to avoid it. He saw Qiuxiang holding Xi'er, and Concubine Xian was whipping him with the whip, "You can handle it."

"Don't wait for the doctor to finish speaking, just make a random guess!"

It made her anxious.

"What are you looking at Xi'er!"

"What the hell are you planning!"

Concubine Xian swung down the whip, Yuchi Duan also jumped away quickly, running to avoid, "Mother, you are wronged!"

"Who asked Dr. Gan to say "Happy"? I just thought it was "Happy"!

"Can't I just listen to what he has to say next time?"

"I looked at Xi'er... isn't that because I'm a little tight lately?"

"I just want to buy something, and I want to ask Xi'er to borrow some money."

Concubine Xian:?

"Looking to borrow money from Xi'er?! You, a big man like you, are asking Xi'er to borrow money?!"

Yu Chixi:! ! !

Don't come over here!

[Mom is so right! 】

[Brother, if I were you, I would definitely ask my father to borrow money! 】

[My father has such a huge treasury, can’t you see it? ! 】

[I'm only a few months old, where did I get the money? ! 】

Yuchi Duan also thought about it, and it was right. Xi'er was still so young. Although he, his mother, and his father all gave Xi'er a lot of things, they didn't seem to have given a particularly large amount of money?

Yuchi Duan Yi was slapped on the buttocks by Concubine Xian in a blink of an eye. He jumped up and screamed, "Mother, I was wrong, mother! I went to my father to borrow it. I didn't ask Xi'er to borrow it."

After Yuchi Duan also said this, his body was like a snake, twisting and running away.

Concubine Xian was tired from the beating, took a few breaths, put down the whip, took Yu Chixi and hugged her, feeling much better.

It’s better to be a daughter, she’s such a considerate cotton-padded jacket!

Yu Chixi said in his heart.

[Mom, please quickly find a wife for your brother, he is always neglecting his job! 】

【Always angry with you! 】

[Find him a wife and whip him every day without you having to do it yourself! 】

[Mom, you don’t know yet, but the girl I like is Miss Zong, Zong Wanfeng, the legitimate daughter of Master Zong! 】

[I've seen that girl before. She can definitely control me. 】

[That sect girl’s one-handed whipping technique is so powerful! 】

Concubine Xian's eyes lit up immediately.

Most people may not like their daughter-in-law to be too fierce, but Concubine Xian is different. She likes her daughter-in-law to be fierce. The more fierce the better.

Only in this way can we control Yuchi Duan Yi's arrogance!

Okay, she took note of it, and she will work hard to match it up!

No reason, just to let this boy Yuchi Duan Yi experience the hardships of life!

Yuchi Duan also ran to the imperial study room in one breath.

Originally, Emperor Dewu was going to take Concubine Xian away early this morning, but Dai Changdong returned and there were some things he needed to deal with, so he planned to take Concubine Xian there tomorrow.

Someone has been sent to negotiate with Concubine Xian.

Emperor Dewu and Dai Changdong were discussing matters, and a servant outside came in to report, "Your Majesty, His Highness the Fifth Prince requests an audience."

Thinking of Yuchi Duan Yi taking Xi'er out to play today, Emperor Dewu said, "Let him come in."

"Yes!"

After the servant passed the report, Yuchi Duan Yi came in anxiously, "Father, please lend me a sum of money!"

"My son, I will return it to you in a while!"

Dai Changdong:? Is the fifth prince short of money?

When Emperor Dewu saw that he did not bring Xi'er, the smile on his face faded and his tone was cold, "I will give you a lot of money every month."

"My son opened a shop with his friends and it's gone."

Emperor Dewu:...

"When you go to the household branch, remember to pay the IOU."

Brothers are still settling accounts, and father and son are naturally the same.

"it is good!"

Yuchi Duan Yi turned around happily and left. When he arrived at the door, he saw a guard coming with a white wolf in his arms, "For your information, Your Majesty, this white wolf seems to have fainted from hunger..."

The white wolf is the little princess's dog, and they don't dare to let it starve to death, but they can't just come to the emperor.

Before he finished speaking, the tip of the white wolf's nose moved and he smelled the breath of the 'enemy'. He suddenly opened his eyes and rushed towards Yuchi Duan Yi, "Woof woof woof!!"

"It's you, a human, who caused me to be locked up!! You caused me to be hungry!"

"Hey, take your life!!"