On a blind date for brothers, the female CEO dragged me to get the certificate?

Lin Feng looked at Lu Xiyu, whose face was red, and the small flame that had just been extinguished rekindled.

He couldn't help but grab Lu Xiyu's little hand, put it in his palm and played with it.

A pair of eyes looked at Lu Xiyu deeply.

When their eyes met, Lu Xiyu was suddenly burned, and his cheeks were as red as blood.

Without saying a word, the temperature slowly climbed.

"Sister Xiyu~"

Lin Feng laughed softly and said:

"If the salad doesn't taste good, why don't you try another way to fill your stomach?"

When asked, Lin Feng knew that there was no hope in this life for Lu Xiyu, a shameless person, to agree.

So, he simply picked up Lu Xiyu and walked inside again.

Once again, Lu Xiyu grabbed Lin Feng's clothes tightly with both hands and said nervously:

"Um, it's too late today, no."

Lin Feng raised his eyebrows and gently placed Lu Xiyu on the bed:

"Don't worry about being late for a good meal."

Lu Xiyu grabbed his collar and said pitifully:

"But... there is no sense of ceremony! And, and I'm afraid..."

At the end of the sentence, Lu Xiyu lowered his head.

Like this, what else can Lin Feng do?

Damn the sense of ritual! !

For the first time in his life, Lin Feng felt that not having a wedding was not a good thing...

"Okay, okay, I surrender."

Lin Feng held his forehead and smiled bitterly:

"What else can I do with my own wife?"

Lu Xiyu showed a relieved smile.

However, the smile did not last long before Lu Xiyu's little hand was grabbed by Lin Feng.

"It won't work this way, that won't work either. I have to charge some interest, right?"

As he said that, Lin Feng smiled evilly, took Lu Xiyu's white and tender hand, and pressed it towards his lower abdomen.

"Um?!"

Lu Xiyu bit his lip, his eyes widened, and he used all his strength to pull back.

As soon as Lin Feng let go, she fell on the bed on her back like pulling out a carrot.

"Xiao Feng, you are evil!"

Lin Feng turned sideways, lying next to Lu Xiyu, and smiled:

"Why am I broken?"

"You actually, actually tried to make me... hmph!"

Lu Xiyu couldn't speak any more.

"Ah? Didn't I just hold your hand?"

Lin Feng blinked and asked innocently:

"What did I try?"

Lu Xi's tone was tense, and his big watery eyes were silent and sad:

"You still have the nerve to say that?!"

Lin Feng smiled and leaned close to Lu Xiyu's ear:

"It's okay not to say it, it's okay not to do it, but sister Xiyu, don't make me wait too long, okay?"

Lu Xiyu dug his nails nervously into his palms:

"You, stay away from me!"

Lin Feng hugged Lu Xiyu into his arms:

"Okay, okay, I'll stay away from you."

Lu Xiyu, who was imprisoned in Lin Feng's arms, said: "???"

Then she cooed.

Lin Feng's body tensed up instantly:

"Sister Xiyu, don't move, okay?"

"oh oh."

Lu Xiyu fell silent.

In the silence, there was only the sound of the two breathing, chaotically intertwined.

The scorching heat from Lin Feng's body continued to pass through the fabric of his clothes to Lu Xiyu's body.

This feeling made her feel her body becoming increasingly wet.

So, Lu Xiyu began to... cocoon in a small way.

Lin Feng's hand on her waist suddenly tightened.

Lu Xiyu jumped up like a frightened rabbit:

"The atmosphere tonight is really weird!"

She took deep breaths:

"Xiao Feng, why don't you go back first and leave me alone."

Lin Feng: "???"

I haven't even eaten the rabbit meat yet, but the rabbit dislikes me? ?

Lin Feng still wanted to defend himself, but looking at Lu Xiyu's bright red earlobes, he could only give up.

That's all, who calls this his wife?

If this was someone else's wife...

Other people's wives would not give such advice to themselves.

Lin Feng let out a long sigh, turned over, and got out of bed.

Just as he was about to say good night to Lu Xiyu, the cell phone in his pocket suddenly rang.

"Who would call you so late?"

Lu Xiyu was a little confused.

Lin Feng didn't know. He took out his phone and saw that it was Zhou Cheng.

He had just rejected his request for a blind date during the day. Why was he looking for me this late at night?

In doubt, Lin Feng answered the phone, and Zhou Cheng's voice came over instantly:

"Brother, after I made that phone call to you today, the more I think about it, the more uneasy I become."

This made Lin Feng deeply confused:

"Ah? What's wrong?"

There was a trace of desperate determination in Zhou Cheng's voice:

"We are all good brothers. I feel deeply ashamed for my previous concealment."

ha? !

Lin Feng was no longer confused, but confused.

What to hide? What shame?

Could it be that his brother has come out as gay?

Damn it, no wonder I always resist blind dates at home! ! !

At this moment, Lin Feng thought a lot...

Zhou Cheng on the other end of the phone didn't know that Lin Feng's thoughts were thousands of miles away.

With a bit of melancholy and a bit of desperate determination:

"I didn't say it before because I was afraid of leading you into trouble, but now, it's better for you to be a little bad. At the very least, we have to be in line with real life, right?"

In Zhou Cheng's eyes, Lin Feng is suffering from mental problems because he is too homely and decadent.

So, after fantasizing about anime characters as wives, I started fantasizing about female stars!

In this case, the only way to wake up the brother is to let him know how beautiful a real woman is!

"Brother, I sent you the address of the Night Club. Let's see you there."

Night?

Clubhouse?

address? !

As a man, even if Lin Feng has never been to this place.

But I also know how lethal these words are when combined.

At the same time, he also got to know Zhou Cheng again, the brother who slept in his lower bunk.

Why don't you want to go on a blind date, and don't have the feeling of heartbeat.

I'm afraid you like the feeling of your heart beating every night, right? ?

Lin Feng was speechless.

"I appreciate your kindness, so people won't come. They are mainly people with families and houses, so they are not suitable."

Lin Feng refused directly and decisively.

However, according to Zhou Cheng's ears, the temptation is not big enough:

"Oh, you are really stupid at home, how much more clearly do you want me to explain?"

"I will introduce you to hundreds of millions of beauties! You can find them all!"

Lin Feng frowned, somewhat unable to express himself:

"Brother, when did you...Oh, I won't ask, and I won't come either."

"The paper and the real person are different!"

Zhou Cheng hated the fact that iron cannot become steel and said:

"Why do you have a family and a house? You're not so crazy, are you?"

"Come out soon, brother will take you to have fun, and I promise to let you know how good the real world is from now on!"

Lin Feng shook his head helplessly:

"My wife is by my side, why don't we let her have a few words with you?"

"It's over, it's hopeless. It's just a paper man with a voice pack, and you're still having fun."

Zhou Cheng said listlessly:

"Tomorrow, forget it, I can't get up tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow I will go directly to your house to find you."

After saying that, he hung up the phone directly.

Listening to the rapid beeping on the other end of the phone, Lin Feng burst into laughter.

When he turned around again, he saw Lu Xiyu's dark eyes.

Lin Feng: "..."

I am a person who realizes that I am worthy of looking up to heaven and worthy of bowing to earth.

So, getting through this hurdle is what I deserve, right?