Marvel's Kryptonian

It was approaching noon and the sun was shining brightly.

Fifteen hours have passed since yesterday's Stark Expo.

During this time, all of New York...

No, a major event related to the technological revolution happened in the entire world!

It is the epoch-making product of "Today's Rising Star" Dawn Technology - White Angel.

The grand release is coming soon! ! !

What kind of technological product is this that has attracted major media outlets to rush to report it for free? !

[The last time, it was at the press conference where Tony Stark personally acknowledged the identity of Iron Man! 】

Now, how can netizens around the world stare at the pre-sale page of Liming Technology’s official website and refresh it in real time, just to grab new products in advance?

at last night's press conference.

The sexy representative of Liming Technology Company gave a series of detailed introductions and actual demonstrations of its main product, the "White Angel" model robot.

As a result, in just a few dozen minutes, it completely overturned the three views of people around the world!

At the same time, he re-translated it to them:

What is an "intelligent" robot, what is "distanceless" instant messaging, what is "intimate" uninterrupted service...

Its appearance is the biggest reason why it is called "may change the world"!

That is, it can effectively help users complete more than 90% of task instructions.

Whether it's something you think of or something you can't imagine, it can make favorable analysis options.

For example, the most attractive point is:

“It can also help you work!!!”

Liming Technology Company also added the following to the clearly stated procedures for this product:

[Each user with any ID (a human subject to unique identification authentication) can only purchase one white angel intelligent robot.

Moreover, intelligent robots that have been purchased and activated enjoy the "Three Laws of Self" in addition to user instructions.

That's it:

1. Robots must not harm humans, or stand by and watch humans being in danger;

2. Under the premise of not violating the first law, the robot must obey the subjective instructions given by the user;

3. Robots must try their best to protect themselves from being disassembled, damaged, etc., without violating the first and second laws. Otherwise, there will be a risk of self-explosion (users who trigger this condition will no longer be eligible to repurchase the company's products). 】

【...】

Look, isn't this opportunity to lie down comfortably coming? !

After buying it, authorize it to enter the factory to twist screws in its own personal capacity;

You can also wear a yellow jacket to deliver food or run errands;

Or, help with a knife on Pin Xixi;

emmm...This doesn't seem to work!

Then just show it the outline of the novel, and then help it code words 24 hours a day along various main and branch routes.

[Final Fantasy from the author of The Street Fighter, yay! ! ! 】

When the time comes, I'm just lying there, waiting to browse online. Isn't it delicious? !

Not only that.

You can also use the notes in the order package to allow Liming Technology to customize the appearance and even gender orientation of the product according to your own preferences...

In the end, the duck was so lifelike that even humans couldn’t tell it apart!

【emmm...】

"Don't overthink unknown things. Their company does this just to give users a better interactive experience!"

【Hey hey hey~】

Moreover, Dawn Technology announced the final selling price to be 999.9 meters.

If converted into Chinese currency, it would only cost about 6666 yuan.

It's completely comparable to the special operation of "a certain friend".

As for why Dawn Technology Company sells it so cheaply! ?

They don't know and don't dare to ask...

Who would have thought that you can buy Liming Technology’s new family bucket for the same price as a mid-to-high-end mobile phone!

Contains: White Angel 1.0 smart robot + smart bracelet + smart glasses.

Anyway, people who don’t have a lot of money in their pockets are already eager to try it out, waiting to place an order and grab the goods to try it out! ! !

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However, there are now a lot of cheese turds popping up on the Internet who call themselves “professionals”.

After learning about its product, they all became excited, indicating that its advent will have some obvious and significant impacts on mankind.

Overall, mixed reviews.

Among them, some online and offline communication companies are preparing to find trolls and start pouring dirty water on online media, while waving their keyboards to boo and spray.

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ps: Another day of blue skinny mushrooms has begun!