After marrying sick Yangzi, I made my whole family rich
Chapter 77 Feeding Chickens and Ducks
Xu Mengxiao's cooking skills are completely acquired through practice. It is not something he can do casually after eating too much and watching too much in modern times, but because he has a feudal traditional male chauvinist father since he was a child.
At his request, his daughter must be able to enter the hall and the kitchen. He feels that such a woman will not be disliked when she gets married in the future.
So when they were very young, Xu Mengxiao and her eldest sister Xu Lingyan learned cooking etiquette, music, chess, calligraphy and painting under the leadership of their mother, with the intention of shaping themselves into good women in the eyes of men, who are virtuous, hardworking and able to support their husbands and children. , and can be a man’s interpreter.
It's a pity that the mother did everything well, and the scumbag father should have cheated on him or not. The illegitimate son brought back should inherit the family property. When the apocalypse comes, their family will be used as cannon fodder.
Fortunately, Xu Mengxiao had an enlightened grandpa and grandma. She was not willing to learn those traditional female virtues, so she studied Chinese medicine. Later, she ignored the opposition of her scumbag father and joined the medical profession. After the end of the world, she relied on her medical skills to catch up and conquer the world. The scumbag father who later became a high-ranking political official personally took care of it!
At noon, Xu Mengxiao made a delicious banquet for Lin Gui.
This incident was quite a big deal, and two people from the tribe also came. They seemed to be grabbing some food specially, and sat on the table unceremoniously, and started eating until they were like refugees, picking up chickens and ducks. Eat fish that is meaty and meaty.
Lu Lizheng didn't make too much of a fuss in front of outsiders. As a result, they thought Lu Lizheng was still the old scalper who silently sacrificed everything for his clan and the village without any complaints. They couldn't help but talk while drinking the wine brought by Lin Gui.
"Da You, have you discussed letting Lu He teach the children in the village? We don't object to letting Lu He teach others, but as a tribe, we must have some concessions. After all, we can't write two characters for "Lu" in one sentence. , when the children become successful in the future, you will also be able to take advantage of them, right?"
Lu He didn't even move his eyebrows, as if the person they were talking about was not him.
Lin Gui was indignant when he heard this. This tribesman clearly wanted to take advantage. Don't be too obvious about taking advantage now!
The man who spoke had five sons in his family. From the age of three to thirteen, he was going to send them to Lu He to teach them. It just so happened that boys of this age were disgusted with dogs, and it was a headache if they couldn’t find good things at home, so Lu He taught them how to read. They could also take it easy.
The most important thing is that now that the Lu family is prosperous, life is getting better and better. The table is full of delicious meat and vegetables. From now on, if the children are kept at their home, they may be able to raise them fat!
Unfortunately, this man was making a lot of calculations, but he didn't seem to see the ugly expressions on Lu Lizheng and Lu Hai's faces, as if they were holding back something.
In other words, don't take it seriously at all.
Another elder pointed his chopsticks at Xu Mengxiao, "It's good that you have cooking skills, but you are a woman after all. How can you show up in public and interact with foreign men at will? What will it look like if word spreads!"
"Pah!" Lu He put down his wine glass, unexpectedly domineering, "Xiaoxiao is my wife, I just like her like this, you don't need to worry about her."
"You child, doesn't my cousin feel sorry for you? I'm a good wife. If anything happens to you if you come into contact with others..."
"Fuck your mother!" Lin Gui couldn't bear it anymore. He thought that he, a man in his late thirties who could be Xu Mengxiao's father, was arranged like this, "You are dirty, and everyone else will be dirty!"
"You! Didn't I just say a few words just in case? What are you guilty of?" The clan elder felt that he was a little overwhelmed.
The tribesmen next to them said hurriedly: "Don't argue. Isn't this the ugly talk? Women, I know that once they come into contact with too many people, their minds will become wild. I have thought of a way for you to make Lu He's wife Teach cooking skills to the clan members first, and then let the clan members teach the cooking skills to outsiders. Wouldn’t this avoid suspicion?”
As soon as they finished speaking, Lu He and Lu Lizheng spoke at the same time in tacit agreement: "Lu Hai!"
Lu Hai also instantly understood what they meant, and knocked the arrogant tribesman to the ground with one fist.
"Okay!" Xu Zihan clapped his hands excitedly. He almost couldn't help but kick them to death just now.
"You, what are you doing? You are still uneducated!" The clan elder suddenly stood up.
Lu Hai laughed, clenched his fist and waved it, and knocked him down hard to the ground!
Then he started the unilateral massacre mode, beating the two people until their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen, and dragged them outside like dead dogs, so that the tribesmen who still wanted to fight Qiu Feng in the dark could see with their own eyes——
"I want to eat shit! I really think I'm a piece of shit to show you some respect. I'm not as good as a pig or a dog. Don't forget what I learned from elementary school!"
"If you dare to fight against the autumn wind, take advantage, or point fingers, I will let you know why the flowers are blooming so red!"
With a bang, the last punch, Lu Hai hit the clan elder until his nose started to bleed, as red as a flower. The clansman next to him was so frightened that he even peed, and Lu Hai punched him again on his fragile stomach.
The screams instantly echoed throughout the village!
"This Lu Hai is really a wicked, savage, unreasonable, and even Li Zheng doesn't care about him!"
"He doesn't care. He doesn't care about his tribe when he is living a good life. How much help did his tribe give him when he was having a hard time? White-eyed wolf!"
Regardless of the disputes outside, Xu Mengxiao smiled and reassured the unhappy people on the table, "Don't let the garbage affect your mood. Eat and eat."
Lu He glanced at her unexpectedly. She looked inexplicably "well-behaved" and "docile" today.
Xu Mengxiao's smile only became a little "sweeter". Who would have thought that she would do it even more brilliantly and move faster!
Not long after, the two tribesmen who came to fight Qiufeng were taken back by their families. Before they could curse and call the doctor and then take the opportunity to ask for the money for the medicine, the two people suddenly stood up from the bed!
"What's wrong, Master, lie down quickly!"
The clan elder grimaced in pain, but he still jumped out of bed, and then rushed towards the toilet in a crooked and hurried manner.
Another tribesman was no exception. He was bruised and swollen from falling all the way, but it couldn't stop him from yearning for the toilet.
For a moment, the two of them pulled out vigorously, and all the food they had eaten today was pulled out cleanly, without any of it falling on them.
The worst thing was that they had stomachaches and felt dizzy from squatting in the toilet. The elder's legs were so weak that he couldn't support himself and fell into the pit at the back!
"Ah, Master, Master fell in!"
"Help, someone help me, I'm about to choke to death on my feces and urine!"
"vomit!"
Xu Mengxiao's bad mood suddenly improved a lot after punishing the two best ones. She couldn't help but look forward to seeing those who were not afraid of death fall into her hands again.
Just in time, she needed to vent, vent hard!
However, Lu Hai's actions were as fierce as a tiger's, and for a while no one dared to take the lead and come to upset them.
Xu Mengxiao took inventory of the things Lin Gui brought. In addition to a box of tea and wine, there was also a box of four treasures of the study and books. This was because he knew that she had inquired about the academy last time, so he paid attention to it.
"You've been careful, you've been careful." Xu Mengxiao wondered if he was going to go bankrupt buying these Four Treasures of the Study and the books.
"I never thought there would be a man who loves cooking so much." Lu Hai muttered.
Xu Mengxiao looked at him faintly, "Go and take care of those chickens, ducks and geese, make them a shed and a cage, and feed them. The ducks and geese have to go swimming, so you can put them in Pests are eaten in rice fields, and chickens have to catch bugs for them to eat in order to grow meat.”
Lu Hai, "Should I raise chickens or phoenixes?"
But Lu Lizheng's face lit up when he heard this, "What Xiao Yatou said is right, Lu Hai, just follow the instructions, and the chickens, ducks and geese raised in this way will be sure to be plump!"
Lu Hai thought to himself, the chickens, ducks and geese have grown fat, but I am going to lose weight!
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