Gao Wu Da Qin: You don’t want the secret to be known, right?

Finished a pot of tea.

After Qin Feng and Li Shan looked at each other, Li Shan stood up and said, "If you see the Great Elder, please say hello to Lord Long for me. If he wants his body, he can go back and get it at any time. I will do my best to preserve his bones."

"If there's nothing else, I'll leave first."

As he spoke, Lishan was about to leave.

Qin Feng took a step forward and stopped Li Shan who was about to leave because he was hungry. "Daoyou, there is one more thing I want to ask you for help."

Li Shan said, "Help? Not interested."

Qin Feng pointed at the huge Pawnshop No. 9 and said, "You can look at everything I have here and use it!"

Li Shan glanced at the tall bookshelves in Qin Feng's pawnshop and said disapprovingly, "These skills are very useful for ordinary people. They are supreme secrets, but for you and me, these are redundant things. We don't need these things at all!"

"I'm leaving now. Contact me when you have time."

Lishan walked straight out, his eyes full of determination, and it was obvious that he would not be deceived by Qin Feng's sugar-coated bullets.

So, Qin Feng took out the real gun.

A deep dark blue enhanced version of Desert Eagle appeared in Qin Feng's left hand.

Qin Feng held the Desert Eagle in one hand, and the deep blue flame on the muzzle was like the afterglow of a meteor, giving him a sense of the disappearance of a meteor and the ups and downs of time.

Qin Feng pointed the gun at the back of Li Shan's head, and Li Shan stopped moving.

Li Shan didn't even turn his head, and sneered, "Do you think this kind of thing can hurt me? I am a four-dimensional life form."

Qin Feng laughed, "Don't use inertial thinking to speculate on my invention. Who said that a gun must be a weapon and cannot be a qualitative change device?"

Lishan realized that something was wrong!

Qin Feng fired suddenly!

Lishan’s reaction was quick.

But it didn't catch the bullet either.

It turned out that Qin Xiaomei was not lying.

In this Pawnshop No. 9, Qin Feng's strength is infinitely close to God Kai. Even if the real God Kai is in Pawnshop No. 9, he may not be able to hurt Qin Feng.

Lishan was hit in the center of his brow by the blue light Desert Eagle, his knees went weak and he knelt on the ground.

From his brows, a series of meteoric arcs as thick as hair were released, and the arcs madly invaded Li Shan's entire body. Li Shan clenched his teeth and stayed awake, "Qin Feng, what do you want to do!"

At this moment, a young girl's voice appeared behind Qin Feng, "Four-dimensional life has abilities including super perception, control of time and space, and incomprehensible spiritual perception, but it does not have combat power. To give a simple example, four-dimensional life is like a fat otaku watching TV dramas. They know that the TV dramas are fake, and they also know that there is nothingness here, but they just don't have these abilities, so some fat otakus want to enter the TV to gain these abilities, such as Lord Lishan!"

Qin Xiaomei smiled sweetly and walked out from behind the counter. She was holding a piece of pork in her hand and her mouth was full of oil.

Lishan looked at Qin Feng cleaning his gun and Qin Xiaomei eating pork, and all of a sudden he understood everything.

Lord Lishan sat on the ground, looking at the brother and sister with despair, "You two have conspired against me!"

Qin Xiaomei said, "You can watch us on TV, but you don't have the right to choose the station or channel yourself. You can only watch what the world tells you to watch. At this time, you will ignore the plots of some minor characters. You will only remember the content about the protagonist, my brother, and ignore me. In this case, if I contact you, you will be defenseless."

"And I know very well that my brother's deduction skills are stronger than mine."

"In this way, even if I don't team up with my brother to plot against you, my brother will know that you are secretly doing it to him."

"Even if you review the TV series again, you won't find any trace of my brother and sister working together."

"One more time, and you'll be shot too."

At this point, Qin Xiaomei paused, "Also, I don't like sweet food at all, especially candied haws. I hate it. I like meat, pork belly! That's it!"

Qin Xiaomei was talking and chewing on the pork, enjoying herself very much.

Li Shan looked at Qin Feng who was cleaning his gun and said weakly, "It's ridiculous that a viewer was tricked by the people on TV."

Qin Feng put down the gun and said to himself, "Let's make it short. I want to go out."

Li Shan said, "You just said that Gulag is your master and is protecting you. If you go out now, aren't you looking for death? Will the high-level martial arts universe and the mechanical universe let you go?"

Qin Feng looked at Li Shan, "Yes, so I'm going to knock you down and use your memory source to point out, then no one will be able to find me, they will just think I'm you."

Li Shan said, "Do you think others will believe you if you pretend to be me?"

Qin Feng said, "Do you know what the origin of fate deduction is? I tell you, it is the eight characters, or the starting point."

"If you can forge your horoscope, the other party will make a wrong judgment about you."

"It is very difficult to forge horoscopes in this world, because you cannot reverse the flow of time."

"But if you pretend to be someone with a destiny, there are many ways to play. For example, you can find a four-dimensional life form and use your perspective to bring it into the game. You are outsiders, and your destiny cannot be deduced."

"After all, no matter how powerful a character on TV is, it's impossible for him to jump out of the TV and predict the fate of a TV viewer, right?"

“It’s not even in the same dimension.”

"A four-dimensional life form is the best carrier. I will borrow your identity to do a small thing and will be back soon."

Li Shan looked at Qin Feng who looked sincere, "Do you think I believe your lies?"

"Hahaha——" Qin Feng handed the gun to Qin Xiaomei, "He said I don't believe him!"

Qin Xiaomei held the gun, looked at Mount Li, and was ready to shoot without hesitation.

"Don't open it!" Li Shan said, "I will lend you my identity, but you have to promise to come back within seven days!"

Qin Feng shook his head, "No, thirty days, at least a month! You have to stand here for a month!"

Li Shan said, "If I leave for too long, something will happen to the Emperor's coffin! Ten days!"

Qin Feng said, "Fifteen days! Ten days is not enough for me! I have to go out and do something big now. I want to stop Fusu, the idiot, from doing stupid things. I will never allow Pangu Universe to repeat the old path of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors."

Seeing Qin Feng so determined, Li Shan could only say, "Okay, fifteen days, I will stay here for fifteen days. After fifteen days, no matter what, you must come back! Otherwise, I will leave and your identity will be exposed. Without the protection of the Gulag, both the High Martial Universe and the Mechanical Universe will send experts to kill you!"

Qin Feng said, "That's nice!"

As they spoke, Qin Feng and Li Shan high-fived each other.

At the moment of high-fiving, Mount Li turned into streams of golden energy visible to the naked eye, penetrating through Qin Feng.

Immediately, an identical Qin shadow appeared behind Qin Feng. It was Lishan.

After Qin Feng was pierced through by Mount Li, he turned into an old, unruly elder who was intimidating without even getting angry.

Qin Feng gently stroked his beard with his right hand, feeling the unimaginable comfort brought by his skin. He couldn't help but say, "It feels so damn good to have a physical body! The blood flows gently through the blood vessels, and the breathing rises and falls with the elasticity of the skin, just like a cell carnival on the beach..."

"Hahahaha - I've been a ghost for too long, and now I've almost forgotten what it feels like to be a living person."

As he spoke, Qin Feng snatched half a handful of meat from Qin Xiaomei's mouth, chewed it and said, "Damn! Real food tastes much better than eating incense every day! No wonder so many ghosts want to be resurrected as humans!"

Qin Xiaomei pouted and looked at her elder brother who had snatched her meat away, baring her teeth and sticking out her lips in anger.

Li Shan maintained Qin Feng's ghost form, "Hurry up and do the work! Don't waste time here!"

"Got it!" Qin Feng walked out while chewing on the pork belly, "Sister, bye!"

Qin Xiaomei asked, "Brother, where are you going first? Chu?"

Qin Feng said, "Chu has Wei Zhuang, so there won't be any chaos. I want to go to Yan State. I want to see my father, teacher, senior brother, and my old subordinates! These guys get together, and I always feel like they want to make a big news for me..."

Qin Feng ran away in a dashing manner, leaving only a handsome back behind.

In Pawnshop No. 9, Qin Xiaomei looked at Lishan's cowardly appearance and subconsciously said, "Master Lishan, I'll take care of the pawnshop. How about I send you to the Gulag?"

Lishan was stunned for a moment, then realized that something was wrong. Things didn't seem as simple as he thought.

If I go to the Gulag, will I be hung up and beaten by those criminals?

That is where the real vicious and evil people gather.

Li Shan said, "Xiao Qin, this is not urgent. I promised to help your brother look after the pawnshop. It would not be good for me to leave without permission."

"It's okay." Qin Xiaomei picked up the gun and laughed, "In the pawnshop, except for my brother, I have the highest authority. I will send you to the Gulag and let you enjoy the treatment my brother gives you!"

Li Shan said hurriedly, "No!"

Blue light clothes, the next moment Lishan’s figure disappeared and appeared in the Gulag.

The wind was cold and the snow was heavy. The wind of time was swirling and dragging the snowflakes onto the long streets of the Gulag.

Lishan stood shivering in the middle of the long street. The doors around him that had been closed were opened one by one, and dark shadows slowly walked out from the doors in the snowstorm of time.

The person opposite stood like a small hill opposite Mount Li. Looking down, this person was none other than Qin Feng's good friend 307!

307 stared at Lishan's appearance, his eyes sparkling, "Who are you?"

Li Shan said, "I, I'm Qin Feng! Don't you recognize me? Fellow Daoist Xiao, the second star of the Big Dipper...ah!"

307 gave Li Shan a slap in the face. Li Shan lay on the ground, trembling in the wind of time. "Did I say something wrong?"

307 said, "Qin Feng doesn't even know my last name, let alone my star of enlightenment! You are not Qin Feng. You are so brave to sneak into the Gulag! How do you want to die?"

At this moment, more and more lawyers appeared around Mount Li. Every lawyer changed his previous gentle voice to Qin Feng. The brutal aura on each of them surged and diffused, and a twisting black cloud visible to the naked eye condensed above each of their heads.

Li Shan argued hurriedly, "Everyone, listen to me, I am an innocent four-dimensional life form. I was plotted against by Qin Feng and his sister, and I had no choice but to come here! He took over my body, and he is using it to swagger around in the market. I am innocent, you have to believe me..."

As soon as Lishan said this, the scene among the Gulag thieves froze for a moment, and then all the thieves burst into laughter.

"How interesting!"

"This bastard actually said he was innocent! Do you believe it?"

"I believed him last time, and he dug up my grave! If you believe me again this time, I'll chop off my head and let him play with it!"

"Is there anyone here who hasn't had his grave dug up, his grave robbed, or been harassed by him?"

Li Shan was so panicked when he saw this that he stood up and said, "Everyone, calm down, calm down! I, Li Shan, really don't know you. This is really my first time in the Gulag, and I don't know you. Why do you want to hurt me like this?"

"As for things like tomb robbing and digging up graves, these are things that lack great virtue. Why would I do them?"

"That's ridiculous!"

"I admit that I have a cemetery and I guard the tombs, but that doesn't mean I'm a tomb robber!"

"Tomb robbers are low-class people, I am high-class, I am...ah!"

Lishan's sophistry was interrupted by a punch. A bad-tempered lawyer threw a punch and knocked Lishan out!

Immediately afterwards, a group of lawyers, a black mass, started punching and kicking Lishan.

At the same time, countless lawyers cursed and spit out insults crazily.

"Lishan? Your name is Lishan? Didn't you say your name was Xu Ming last time?"

"His name is Xu Ming! He dug up my grave last time, and before I was completely dead, he boasted to me that he was a four-dimensional life form and an antique dealer. In fact, he just wanted to dig up my grave!"

"Others don't know your identity, Lishan, but do you think I don't know? I was also one of the most powerful people in the world, the master of Tianshi Dao. I designed the best feng shui for my tomb, but you still dug it up. Then I discovered your secret. You are indeed a four-dimensional life form, but after you traveled through time, you quickly turned into a mummy due to dimensional reasons. You came in the Corpse Ghost Era before the Dragon Realm, and you are one of the four zombie ancestors of the Corpse Ghost Era, the Corpse Ancestor General!"

"I see! I was wondering why Xu Ming always managed to dig into my grave. I always felt like he could predict the future!"

"Xu Ming! You tomb robber! How dare you stay here? You dug my tomb and now you are in my hands. Just wait and see if I will kill you!"

"You stole my body and sold it cheaply to others as a specimen. You are such a wicked zombie..."

Before Deng Lishan could react, a big slap hit him directly on the face. Lishan flew backwards and fell heavily to the ground.

Before Lishan could react, he was kicked hard from behind again, sending Lishan flying!

Then a basketball game started in the entire Gulag camp. Everyone played with great enthusiasm, intensity, happiness and excitement.

Except for Mount Li, he is the ball.