Siheyuan: Stab at Louzi at the beginning

At this time, Wen Li just wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

If Li Tianjiao hadn't insisted on coming today, Wen Li wouldn't have wanted to come at all.

This Nie Yuanjun is like a big fool.

This is pure clowning.

My classmates never spoke for several years.

I only wanted to express my love after graduation.

After a year, I felt I was excellent, so I thought about taking the initiative a second time.

Then there is self-destruction.

He was mentally ill and started dueling again.

This is really a fairy.

It must be a Scorpio fairy.

Xu Damao thought of a joke.

'A Scorpio man and a Pisces woman started a cold war after falling in love and arguing. After a few months, the Pisces woman felt that the relationship was over and started another relationship. When they got married and had children, the Scorpio man I just wrote a letter and asked, 'Do you know you are wrong? ''

"Wenli, are you a Pisces?"

"Yeah, why do you ask? Why are you laughing?"

"I thought of something funny."

It is not uncommon for Wen Li to know about zodiac signs. Don’t think that horoscopes have only become popular in modern times. In fact, they have been popular among literati in the Tang and Song dynasties. Not to mention elegant, they are also leisurely and leisurely. At that time, it was difficult to read and academically difficult. There are many people, but there are few scholars. They are all in the same circle, and the information is not available, so the spread is not wide. It is normal for ordinary people to die without hearing about it.

For example, Su Dongpo and Han Yu are Scorpios.

"Make way, make way, Senior Nie is here."

Compared with the Nie Yuanjun I saw in the morning, the current Nie Yuanjun is more recognizable. He got a military uniform from somewhere, with a turban on his head, riding a horse, and holding a spear in his hand.

The cordon was put away first and then this person was let in one by one.

Guan Yu is not like Guan Yu, and Zhao Yun is not like Zhao Yun, but he looks like he went to a folk art club and stole a set of clothes.

This horse is quite beautiful, but I don’t know where it came from.

"Xu Damao, I will definitely kill you off my horse today."

Xu Damao:......

Why would you encounter such a psychopath?

Buying such a set of equipment just to say "Behead the horse"?

When Principal Lu saw that everyone was gathered, he did not enter the circle or come out of the ring. Instead, he stood outside and shouted: "You can start directly when you are ready."

"The soldiers are strong, the men are strong, the horses are strong."

"Senior Nie, do you feel that your set of equipment breaks the rules?"

"Regardless of the duel of life and death, it is normal to be fully prepared. I am prepared because I want to win. If Xu Damao is not prepared, it is because he wants to die."

The students were asking, and Mr. Nie and Principal Lu were also communicating.

"This horse's hoof can kick someone to death..."

"Don't worry about Xu Damao. He can fight a group of people alone. In ancient times, he could at least be a general. Compared to Xiao Nie, he is a pure scholar..."

Xu Damao was too lazy to listen to the nonsense of the people around him.

Move your wrists and ankles a little. Warming up is necessary before strenuous exercise.

"Under all the disadvantages, Professor Xu still refuses to surrender and give up? Why is this? Is it because of love?"

His legs suddenly exerted force, and he rushed out, instantly grabbing the reins around the horse's neck.

Not to mention that humans can't react, horses can't react either.

With the help of one hand, he jumped into the air and kicked Nie Yuanjun off his horse.

The other hand grasped the spear tightly.

It's just too fast.

Nie Yuanjun, who was already lying on the ground, had a look of shock in his eyes.

The horses were gone, and so were the weapons.

It was not until Xu Damao put away his spear that everyone reacted.

"What just happened?"

"Did anyone take a photo of it?"

"It's too fast, I can't even take a picture."

"You suddenly start a move without shouting three, two, one, how can you take pictures of it?"

The outcome has been decided.

Xu Damao wanted to ride away directly, but he couldn't keep this thing.

Based on commodity prices, we can actually conclude that since ancient times, the cost of raising a good horse has been more than the cost of raising a family of ordinary people.

Take Mulan Ci for example. Putting aside the authenticity of Mulan Ci, "Buy a horse in the East Market" means you can afford to buy a horse and you must be rich or noble. According to the military system of the Southern and Northern Dynasties, who needs to ride a horse to join the army?

In any era, how could ordinary people need to buy horses to join the army?

They all joined the army because they couldn't survive, and took their lives and paid military pay.

From this, we can know that Hua Mulan's family has been in the military for generations and has privileges. When he joins the army, he is at least a small leader and general. Maybe there is a tribe in the family.

The topic went off topic again. Xu Damao couldn't keep this horse. Who knows where he got this Nie Yuanjun. He turned over and dismounted, throwing the spear on the ground.

This moment was captured by someone with a camera.

"you lose."

Of course, the one who was most shocked was Nie Yuanjun. He was the person involved and couldn't react. He couldn't react at all.

Can't beat it, can't beat it at all.

'Damn it, can this be the end of it? '

Even if he continues to fight, he will definitely be humiliating himself.

"Senior Nie, you have to work hard."

"another one."

The same carp stood up, but this time he was not wearing slippers and stood firmly.

All his body was wasted.

"The sage has a saying: A gentleman talks with his words but never with his hands. I have thought about it in the past two days, and I still think that fighting by force is inferior. It goes against our status as men of letters. Let's fight by fighting with words."

Even the saints only convince people with reason first. After failing to explain the truth, they only know a little bit about fists and kicks.

A Shandong man with 3000 generals and 72 children, nearly two meters tall.

"Everyone, classmates, juniors and juniors, give me a testimony today..."

Xu Damao just wants to end this farce as soon as possible.

He grabbed Nie Yuanjun beside him with one hand.

"You and I are fighting both literary and physical. What are you fighting with me for? You don't even get a chance. I want to beat you because you are offended. If you continue to mess around, or go to my house Block the door, do you believe I asked you to study your philosophy inside the iron fence?"

"It's an insult to politeness, it's simply an insult to politeness."

"Dear classmates, this fat man is blocking the door in the office, and he also wants to block the door in my house. Everyone has seen what he looks like in school before. You can smell his stench from a few meters away. He is not even as good as a homeless man. , I don’t know why he clings to me, you all say he is running for love, what does this have to do with me?”

"And for a coward like him, he should study philosophy well in his life and not be embarrassed. Look at the fat on your body. Even the pigs are not as fat as you eat."

The words caused everyone to burst into laughter.

"what……"

Nie Yuanjun seemed like a mouse whose tail had been stepped on. He grabbed the spear on the ground and stabbed Xu Damao.

At such a speed, Xu Damao turned his head to avoid the tip of the gun and grabbed the wooden pole behind him with one hand. With the other hand, he made a dragon-shaped slash from top to bottom, breaking the gun pole into two pieces on the spot.

"That's all you have? According to you, if you can raise meat, you won't be able to practice two-hand skills? Or is it easier to gain weight by eating meat?"