Siheyuan, I, Silly Zhu, picked up the Qinman script

Take it and give Aunt Jia some pee!

Co-authoring is not giving yourself a chamber pot, it is using the chamber pot to borrow urine!

Silly Zhu's brain.

Buzzing.

His eyes fell on Jia Zhang's face, and when he saw Jia Zhang looking at him seriously, with a sincere look in his eyes, he was immediately at a loss.

bother you for something.

I came here just to borrow some urine.

It is emotionally unacceptable and cannot be explained logically.

He was stupid.

After about thirty seconds, he replied with a cold face.

"no!"

Done.

He moved his body a step back, holding on to the door as a gesture to close it, not bothering to get too entangled with the psychotic Jia Zhang.

Come to the door to pee.

If he wasn't crazy, he wouldn't be able to say this in a hurry.

Jia Zhang must have guessed that Shazhu was about to close the door, and regardless of her personal safety, she put her body across the threshold and occupied the position where Shazhu was standing just now.

Chubby body.

Like a thousand-pound gate, it immediately broke through Silly Zhu's out-of-sight and out-of-mind strategy.

Chamber pot in hand.

Handed it to Silly Zhu again.

"Aunt Jia, I don't have the extra energy to make such a joke with you, and I don't want you to play with me like this. If there's nothing else, please go home quickly."

"Silly Zhu, I didn't mean to joke with you. I really came here to ask you to pee. And Aunt Jia swears to God that she will never cause trouble for Silly Zhu afterwards."

"Aunt Jia, do you believe this? Ask me if I'm at home, wait for me to show up, hand over the chamber pot directly, and say, 'Silly Zhu, give Aunt Jia some urine.' What you said is appropriate. ?"

Jia Zhang saw the expression on Silhu's face.

I knew that Shazhu had mistakenly thought about his purpose.

For Jia Dongxu.

Jia and Zhang took the risk.

Facing Sha Zhu's confused gaze, she slowly began to tell the story, explaining in detail why she went to Sha Zhu's house with a chamber pot and asked him why he wanted to pee.

It's all caused by folk remedies.

Due to a broken lumbar vertebrae, Jia Dongxu had to eat, drink, and defecate in bed, and was incontinent to defecate and defecate.

Jia Zhang secretly wanted to find some goddesses or divine men to see if they could cure Jia Dongxu's paralysis, but due to the severe attacks over the years, the goddesses or divine men had long been lost in the vast sea of ​​people.

It can be considered a mistake.

Jia Zhang's search for a goddess or a divine man failed, but she accidentally met a master who was said to have been a eunuch in the palace since he was eight years old. He said that he had such a prescription in his hand, which was specially designed to treat broken lumbar vertebrae.

As a bright light in the sea of ​​suffering, it immediately attracted the attention of Jia Zhang.

Like a drowning man grasping at straws to save his life.

Believe it.

After paying a price of twenty yuan, he finally got what he wanted from the eunuch's descendant. It was this folk remedy that his ancestor relied on to become a man again and have this descendant.

Are the home remedies effective?

Jia Zhang didn't know.

But she knew the remedy didn't taste right.

According to the folk recipe, Jia Zhang found some fresh donkey dung eggs, and then some fresh donkey urine. The color of the donkey urine must be yellow.

Put its fresh donkey manure into this fresh yellow donkey urine and stir evenly for fifteen minutes.

After stirring evenly, heat it on the fire for fifteen minutes.

Drink it while it's hot for better results.

Although the folk remedies are good.

But it needs a drug introduction.

What kind of medicine introduction?

Child urine.

I heard that the older the child's urine is, the more powerful it will be!

Jia Zhang thought about it.

To develop the entire courtyard, the only person who is most suitable to produce a medicine primer for Jia Dongxu is Shazhu who is diagonally opposite.

Silly Zhu, who is twenty-six years old this year, does not have a wife, nor does he have any frivolous ideas, such as going out and messing around.

Looking for silly column to pee.

Suitable.

With this in mind, Mrs. Jia Zhang took the chamber pot to Si Zhu's door and begged Si Zhu to urinate into the chamber pot.

The more the better.

Because before Jia Dongxu took the folk remedies, he had to use child urine to open up the meridians all over his body, and before going to bed at night, he had to rub his body with child urine.

The stupid stigma is as big as a bucket.

After telling the whole story and the reason why she wanted to urinate at Shazhu, Jia Zhang looked at Shazhu eagerly, making Shazhu miserable.

Looking at Mrs. Jia Zhang for a while, and then looking at the chamber pot in Mrs. Jia Zhang's hand, Si Zhu really didn't know how to express her feelings at this time.

I have never heard that donkey dung and eggs can be cured by mixing donkey urine, and the treatment is still a serious disease of lumbar vertebrae fracture.

This is not nonsense.

That person must be deceiving the Jia Zhang family. My ancestor entered the palace as a eunuch when he was eight years old. He took folk remedies and had descendants. It was just nonsense.

When Silly Zhu opened his mouth to refuse, Jia Zhang took the first step, waving his hands and grabbing Silly Zhu's waistband.

Weighing more than 200 kilograms.

Plus shameless.

Even if Silly Zhu had a pair of invincible iron fists, it would be of no avail.

Quan should be trying to protect his innocence.

As Silly Zhu moved his body back, he also shouted out the words agreeing to be urinated.

Only then did Mrs. Jia Zhang stop tearing at the waistband of Shazhu's trousers, staring at Shazhu with a pair of triangular eyes.

Silly Zhu reached out and took the chamber pot from Jia Zhang, looked at Jia Zhang, and then pointed at the door of the room.

Jia Zhang understood what Sha Zhu meant and guessed that Sha Zhu was unable to urinate in front of her. In order for Jia Dongxu to recover as soon as possible, she followed Sha Zhu's wishes and came outside the house, and thoughtfully opened the door of Sha Zhu's house. It's closed.

There was something left in his mouth that made Silly Zhu dumbfounded.

"Silly Zhu, pee more, my son Dongxu uses a lot of places."

Silly Zhu let out a cold snort, turned his back to the window, unbuttoned his belt, and excreted all the waste water in his body into the chamber pot.

Then he pulled up his pants and walked to the door with his nose held in his hands. He stretched out his hand and handed the chamber pot filled with urine into Mrs. Jia Zhang's hand, giving a kind instruction.

"Aunt Jia, it's still hot. Go back and give it to Jia Dongxu. By the way, I seem to be a little angry these days. If it's not enough, Xu Damao still has it in the backyard. You can look for Xu Damao."

"That kid Xu Damao is not as honest as you. He can't do anything with his urine. Silly Zhu, Aunt Jia will go back to the house right now. By the way, Aunt Jia will bring you our thermos in a while. You'd better not get up at night." Go outside and solve it in the thermos bottle, Dongxu will use it tomorrow."

Mrs. Jia Zhang grabbed the chamber pot.

Walking towards Jia's house diagonally opposite.

Behind him was Silly Zhu, who looked melancholy. Jia Dongxu had obviously drank his urine, but Silly Zhu couldn't be happier, and even had a touch of sadness in it.