Siheyuan, I, Silly Zhu, picked up the Qinman script

Deputy Director Li looked at Liu Haizhong speechlessly. He didn't seem to recognize this big fat man, but he knew that he was an employee of the steel rolling mill because Liu Haizhong was wearing the work clothes of the steel rolling mill.

Be an ordinary person.

Even if you want to flatter the leader, you can't choose to flatter him when the leader is in trouble. If what you say is pleasing to the ears, you can barely explain it.

The key thing about bangs is that it’s bullshit.

"Deputy Director Li, go to the toilet yourself."

This question is asked.

Purely redundant.

Is it possible that Liu Haizhong thinks someone can go to the toilet for someone else?

The identity of deputy factory director Li was displayed there. Even though he was unhappy, he was concerned that there were many workers in the toilet and wanted to maintain his image. He smiled at Liu Haizhong, which was not a response.

It was a perfunctory move.

But it made Liu Haizhong extremely excited, and his unhappiness just now because he was annoyed that there was no need to squat in the toilet disappeared.

At that time, I saw Deputy Director Li running in from outside and wanted to go to the toilet in a hurry.

Liu Haizhong thought that if squatting in the pit was not enough, he would have to help Deputy Factory Director Li, shouting, "Let the leader poop first, and we workers should hold it in first. We really can't poop inside our pants."

Unfortunately, God didn't open his eyes, and Liu Haizhong's trick came to nothing. The brainless Liu Haizhong couldn't think of anything else to say, so he asked such a question.

Seeing Deputy Director Li respond to his question.

I don't know who gave Liu Haizhong the confidence. He thought he had figured out Deputy Director Li's pulse, so he started to say some counterproductive words without hesitation.

"Comrades, I am Liu Haizhong, a forger in the Sixth Workshop."

Liu Haizhong reported his name and workshop. He believed that this was a rare opportunity to deepen Deputy Factory Director Li's impression of him.

If Deputy Director Li wants to promote himself in the future, but promotes someone else because he doesn't know who Liu Haizhong is, Liu Haizhong will want to die.

Deputy Factory Director Li must firmly remember that he is Liu Haizhong.

"It is our honor to defecate together with Deputy Director Li in toilet No. 7 today. It truly shows that Deputy Director Li does not distinguish between you and me as ordinary workers. As Deputy Director Li of the steel rolling mill, Li The deputy director leads by example and goes to the same toilet with us, we are extremely lucky."

Liu Haizhong wanted to be an official.

A lot of work was done privately.

In his spare time after beating up Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, he would listen to the radio and read newspapers. Although he didn't recognize some of the words on them, he kept some idioms or catchphrases in his mind.

At the courtyard meeting.

Meet the leader.

Talk about it, have a chat.

He wanted to highlight his culture as much as possible. What he was most unhappy about was his high school diploma. More than ten years ago, he might have been considered a top figure.

just now.

Completely inadequate.

However, because he lacked eyesight or wanted to be an official too much, these little clever things turned out to be useless and had the opposite effect.

In addition to not gaining the leader's favor, he also disgusted the leader.

Just like now, a few flattering words almost sent Deputy Director Li away.

Seeing that he was almost done, he didn't want to get involved with a fool like Liu Haizhong anymore.

So embarrassing.

I won’t flatter you hard.

Deputy Director Li wanted to leave quickly.

He touched his trouser pocket with his hand.

Panic.

I left in a hurry just now and forgot to bring paper.

Liu Haizhong, who had been observing Deputy Director Li, saw Deputy Director Li groping in his trouser pockets. He guessed that Deputy Director Li did not bring toilet paper. He was secretly surprised. It was really the blessing of the ancestors of the Liu family that Liu Haizhong met him. It's time to give Deputy Director Li a break.

Do not want to.

He handed the straw paper in his hand to Deputy Director Li.

"Deputy Director Li, this is the straw paper in my bangs. You can use it first. As the deputy director, you have a lot of things to do. We are fine."

Deputy Director Li really needed the straw paper, so he didn't refuse. He accepted Liu Haizhong's kindness and solved his problem with Liu Haizhong's straw paper.

When he was about to leave, he said "Comrade Liu Haizhong, I thank you" towards Liu Haizhong.

It was just a casual remark, but to Liu Haizhong, this ordinary polite word was no less than the sound of nature that lingered for three months. He squeezed out a charming smile on his face, seeming to have forgotten After talking about his ongoing squatting business, he stood up and extended his hand to Deputy Factory Director Li, hoping to have a meeting with him in the toilet that might be recorded in the history of the steel rolling mill.

But because the bangs were squatting, the scene was a bit eye-catching.

It was Deputy Factory Director Li who realized that the situation was a bit rude and said to Liu Haizhong, "Comrade Liu Haizhong, you continue squatting and don't stand up." Liu Haizhong gave up the idea of ​​shaking hands with Deputy Factory Director Li's bare buttocks. The official fan smiled brightly, squatted down again, and flattered Deputy Director Li.

"Deputy Factory Director Li, you're welcome. This is what I, Liu Haizhong, should do. It's my Liu Haizhong's honor to poop in the same toilet as you, Deputy Factory Director Li. I will definitely listen to Deputy Factory Director Li's words and take care of yourself." Pull it out, pull it out as soon as possible, and strive to bring glory and a new chapter."

Deputy Director Li almost laughed.

He saw it.

This Liu Haizhong, a pure idiot, seems to have said some meaningful words, but in fact it is bullshit. Instead, he seems to be an idiot, but he wants to work hard and pursue an official career. I really don’t know what is going on in his mind. He said "I'll send someone to deliver toilet paper to you later" and left the toilet.

"Deputy Director Li, don't worry about me. You have many things to do every day, and you are busy with your own work." Liu Haizhong's voice of assurance came from behind, "I have a way to solve the papyrus issue."

In Liu Hai Center, this is a way to show one's ability, but one must not give the leader the impression that he can't even solve a small matter like straw paper.

His tone of assurance was unnaturally a bit proud.

When Deputy Director Li heard what Liu Haizhong said, he no longer had any intention of actually sending straw paper to Liu Haizhong, and he couldn't help but speed up his pace.

I really don’t want to stay in this place like the toilet any longer. The bangs in the sixth workshop are like a fool, like a bastard.

behind him.

Liu Haizhong is still flattering her regardless.

"Deputy Director Li, please walk slowly. You are worthy of being a leader. You can go to the toilet faster than us."

I saw those people looking at me with disdain.

The bangs were proud.

I sent straw paper to Deputy Director Li.

You are jealous.

When he thought that he had solved the problem of Deputy Factory Director Li having no toilet paper when he went to the toilet, Liu Haizhong felt that he had given Deputy Factory Director Li a huge favor. Deputy Factory Director Li had to give him a small official, even if he couldn't be a workshop. The director can also be a section leader or a team leader. At that time, he will be the leader, one level higher than these people.

The fat-headed fish-like head was raised back, and the expression on his face became even more proud. He looked at the people coming and going and said random words without thinking through his brain.