Siheyuan, I, Silly Zhu, picked up the Qinman script

In the room, Yi Zhonghai and his wife, who were discussing and following Li Xiuzhi, inadvertently spotted the figure of an old deaf lady walking by the window of their home.

The couple didn't think much and mistakenly thought that the deaf old lady was going to the toilet.

I don't know.

The deaf old lady went straight to Shazhu's house.

Just now in the house.

I heard that Shazhu bought half a catty of pork and several catties of white noodles.

I guess Silly Zhu wants to improve the food today. As a greedy person, the deaf old lady will not let go of such an opportunity casually.

No one needs to tell me.

On crutches.

He walked tremblingly from the backyard to the middle courtyard, and entered Silly Zhu's home in a flash.

Seeing the deaf old lady who came uninvited, Silly Zhu didn't know how to deal with it for a moment. On the contrary, Li Xiuzhi next to him woke up in the shortest time, walked towards the deaf old lady with a smile, and grabbed the deaf old lady. With his arms, he helped her sit down on the stool, poured a glass of boiling water for the deaf old lady, and chatted with the deaf old lady without a word, talking about some non-nutritious nonsense.

Silly Zhu turned around and went into the kitchen to work.

Watching Shazhu's action of cutting meat.

The deaf old lady suddenly thought about it. Silly Zhu's movements were not cutting meat, so it couldn't be making dumplings for her. Do you want to make braised pork for my old lady?

If my heart wasn't blocked in my throat.

It can probably fly out.

Think about good things.

I heard that that person likes to eat braised pork, and my old lady also likes to eat braised pork, which means that my old lady and that person are on the same level.

The main course is braised pork. What is the staple food?

Steamed bun?

Pancakes?

Whether it's steamed buns or pancakes, these are my old lady's favorite foods. Recently, I always feel sore in my throat after eating steamed buns, and it's inconvenient to go to the toilet and I can't poop.

With this meal, I want to be as comfortable as possible.

If it's steamed buns, remove the steamed buns, put braised pork inside, and eat it as a steamed bun with meat. If it's pancakes, wrap the braised pork in pancakes and eat it as a burrito.

The deaf old lady, who was thinking about how to eat, had already started thinking about what to eat in the evening before lunch. Silly Zhu and Li Xiuzhi are both young people, and the days of eating are still to come. I, the deaf old lady, are older. One meal, one meal less, this pork and white noodles deserve to be mine all to myself.

How can we make Silly Zhu and Li Xiuzhi not eat at noon or eat as little as possible, and leave the braised pork, pancakes and steamed buns for the deaf old lady to eat hot in the evening.

Find a way.

The deaf old lady cleared her throat. As a member of Yi Zhonghai's retirement group, she was also good at moral kidnapping.

"Silly Zhuzhu, stupid Zhuzhu's wife."

Just as he called out the names of Silly Zhu and his wife, Yi Zhonghai came in from outside and interrupted the deaf old lady's words.

The aunt just went to the courtyard to fetch water, and accidentally glanced at Shazhu's house, and saw the deaf old lady and Li Xiuzhi sitting together and chatting.

I was almost scared to death.

No worry at all.

I don’t know what my identity is and whether there is shit under my butt.

If Yi Zhonghai helps to cover up, you come to the door of your own initiative. Could it be that Yi Zhonghai and your deaf old lady have made peace with each other, and you, the deaf old lady, will be satisfied.

He didn't even bother to get water, so he ran home quickly and told Yi Zhonghai the truth.

As soon as Yi Zhonghai heard that the deaf old lady was now at Shazhu's house and was chatting happily with Li Xiuzhi, he suddenly remembered what Li Xiuzhi had just said to him about promoting the deaf old lady's glorious shoe-making deeds.

Don't care about many.

He turned around and came to Shazhu's house.

When he walked in, he wiped away the livid look on his face and replaced it with a kind fake smile.

He said to the deaf old lady in a friendly manner: "Old lady, I went to the backyard to look for you just now. You were not there, so I thought you had gone outside. I didn't expect you to come to Zhuzi's house. Old lady, I have something to talk to you about. You have to come with me."

The deaf old lady was very unhappy.

You bastard didn't buy meat for me to eat. Silly Zhu bought the meat. My old lady shamelessly came to eat the meat, but you bastard asked me to go back.

I deliberately want to pretend not to know.

But he saw the look in Yi Zhonghai's eyes.

He shuddered involuntarily, said a few words, and was helped by Yi Zhonghai to leave Shazhu's house and return to his own home in the backyard.

After entering the door.

The deaf old lady stopped pretending.

His cloudy eyes burst out with light, looking at Yi Zhonghai eagerly.

Yi Zhonghai also knew that the deaf old lady was dissatisfied with him for disturbing her opportunity to eat meat.

I sighed inwardly.

How do you, an old lady pretending to make shoes, have the right to be compared with Si Zhu's college-age sister?

No hiding.

Tell the truth directly.

"I told Sha Zhu at that time, saying that you are an old martyr who makes shoes, the Dinghai Shenzhen in the hospital. I said that you are old and don't see many good days passing by. Let Sha Zhu do what you can. , help you more, saying that you are just a greedy person."

"What did Silly Zhu say?"

"It's not what Shazhu said now, it's what Shazhu's wife said."

"What's wrong with Li Xiuzhi?"

"I told you about making shoes, and Li Xiuzhi believed me."

"Isn't this nice?"

"I don't think so. Guess what Li Xiuzhi said? She said that the street will carry out an activity to remember the past in a few days. She said that she was worried that there were no glorious deeds in our hospital. She said that she wanted to report your shoe-making to the street. "

The heart of a deaf old lady.

Raised his throat.

I no longer have the thought of eating Shazhu Braised Pork.

All that's left is panic and fear.

It can't be true.

What is fake cannot be true.

As soon as Li Xiuzhi reported her shoe-making incident, the street sent people to the courtyard to check. This was a charge of counterfeiting. The deaf old lady had seen people eat peanuts because of this incident.

She was afraid of death, and her body began to tremble.

Yi Zhonghai saw the deaf old lady's reaction in his eyes and complained in his heart.

Co-authored by You Are Afraid of Death.

"Li Xiuzhi also said that this activity should be carried out together with the school and organize students to listen to the examples of the martyrs. Think about it, there will be good fruits to eat when the time comes. I finally found you and your companions sacrificed. You The excuse of swearing not to talk about this matter for the rest of my life, what if Li Xiuzhi has another idea during the chat?"

Take a breath.

His tone became more serious.

"I know you are greedy for other people's meat. To be honest, I am greedy too, but there is nothing you can do about it. What time of year it is, you also know that Shazhu's meat and white noodles are prepared for the rain."

The deaf old lady was completely speechless.

Nothing could be said.

On the one hand, he lamented that he couldn't eat the food cooked by Sha Zhu, and on the other hand, he felt that he had underestimated He Yuyu. If he had known that He Yuyu could go to college, he should have been nicer to others.

It's too late to regret.