Crazy criticism of villains, I taught them how to behave

"Husband, we have a guest!!"

The restaurant, which had been without customers for almost a month, finally had a few visiting businessmen who were unfamiliar with the place.

Lin Susu excitedly greeted people into the store.

There is no way, several years have passed, and the couple's cooking skills have not improved at all. But who is Lin Susu?

People who won’t shed a single tear when they see a coffin!

A handsome young man in plain clothes skillfully handed tea to several people.

After he left, a diner said curiously, "Huh? The waiter serving tea and pouring water looks very much like His Royal Highness Prince Li!"

However, the next second, the boy grabbed his leg, lifted him up and shook him. As he was dizzy, Crow retched.

Who is this bastard?

Lin Susu stretched out her fan and pointed at the pot, "Why is it sour? Did you put too much vinegar?"

When the food was served, as soon as the food was in their mouths, they all spat it out with a "pop" sound.

"hiss!"

Like General Shang, King Li has been worshiped as a god by the people for hundreds of years. Most people have a portrait of him in front of their shrines.

Crow was stunned when he saw him, "Huh? You kid, you look so familiar? I seem to have seen you somewhere before?"

The children scattered in terror, but the beautiful boy remained where he was.

After speaking, the two disappeared without a trace again.

Several diners were speechless.

After a pause, he added, "What? I can't be like him and have the world in my heart?"

A crow covered its head and said fiercely, "Who is it?! Who dares to hit me!!"

"Ahhhh! Monster!!"

Several children got out of the way, and he took a good posture and threw the stone up. He heard a burst of "quacking" birds and a dark object fell from the tree.

After a while, he came back and said apologetically, "I'm in a hurry to find my child. There's no charge for this meal, so I'll treat you all as a treat!"

The boy looked at it curiously, "Crow?"

Lin Susu smiled, said nothing, strolled to the kitchen, and said to the young man who was cooking with ease, "I never thought that you would actually work for Nanyu at that time."

The crow was angered and flew over, raising its thin legs to give him a kick.

"Where is that brat Zhu Weichi? Where did Ye Ye go?! See if I find him today, I won't punish him severely!!"

Let’s just say this is a shady shop. They don’t charge money. Let’s just say it’s not a shady shop. This food... is going to kill you!

Before he had time to attack, he heard a loud "pop" on the counter, and the pretty proprietress spoke angrily.

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At the corner of the street, several five or six-year-old children gathered in a pile and were throwing stones at the trees.

Zhu Yan kept his hands on him, "Putting aside any grudges, he is indeed an emperor's talent."

During the dispute, a boy in brown clothes weighed the stone in his hand with an arrogant expression, "Let me do it!"

"Yes!"

He was obviously dressed in the same way as the children around him, but his appearance was as beautiful as autumn leaves, and he actually made the ordinary clothes look like splendor.

Zhu Yan, "..."

Someone starts acting weird.

Crow's expression changed, "What nonsense are you talking about, you brat? I am a parrot! A parrot!!"

"I'll throw it higher!"

The diners looked at each other and laughed, "The boss lady is really good at joking. King Li was a figure from hundreds of years ago."

Lin Susu slowly shook her fan and smiled: "Is it possible that he is it?"

As she spoke, the landlady skillfully grabbed the boss and walked out of the store.

The boy put his hands on his hips and snorted, "It's the crow!!"

"It's obviously me!"

To be able to control it so easily, you must know that it is a raptor that has been practicing for hundreds of years! ! !

The boy kneaded it for a while but found it boring. He picked up the crow's legs and began to walk back, muttering in his mouth.

"Eating bird meat tonight..."