The World of Evil God game.

The messengers gathered at the edge of the farm, drinking barley beer and chatting with each other at the table, while they sensed the vibration of the universe.

The origin of the universe seemed to be emitting a meaningless roar, a roar that normal gods could not hear. Only gods with ideal curses could hear it. The Messenger of Fertility and the Messenger of Ashes confirmed this to each other.

There is also a clone of the Eternal Messenger, but he is busy recruiting workers. The God of Death signed a strange contract with him and is now making a fortune.

Ashbringer: "Do you hear the universe screaming?"

The Envoy of Plenty: "Don't mind it. It's just a meaningless freak-out. I used to think it was a horn urging me to realize my ideal. Now it seems to be just like a normal alarm of electronic component failure."

"Come to think of it, there are still a lot of people coming to do the mission today?"

The Messenger of Plenty's gaze suddenly stopped.

He saw a farm in the same style as the one in Stardew Valley, completely pixelated! And the people doing their daily tasks were all lying on the ground and sleeping!

"Hey, your idea is great!" The Ashbringer's armor creaked, and he slapped the Fertilitybringer's straw hat. "Using different styles to run a farm can fully avoid repetition and fatigue. Making players feel fresh when playing games is the most important thing. It's the same when I was running a city in the Subspace. I created natural disasters in different ways every day. The key is to let the residents of the Subspace feel the power and impact of different natural disasters, so that they can record and gain experience."

"I heard that your Stardew Valley world also has many farms of different styles, made with a giant monster from the game, right? In my opinion, we can also cooperate with the Church of Coloring, or even with the Ancient Gods, to develop some painting farms of various genres, or set up some Ancient God farms, and plant things like eyeballs, tentacles, and carnivorous plants in the farms. The God of Ecology will definitely like it. He has been playing Plants vs. Zombies before, so we can ask him to be a farm technical guide when the time comes."

"Your suggestion is indeed very good, farms with different styles and different painting styles. Perhaps I can shift the focus of my management to this aspect in the future. But now, the pixel farm you see... That farm was not built by me." The Messenger of Plenty stood up. He also saw a "person" who shouldn't have appeared in the pixel-style farm?

No, that should be God!

Although that god was also in pixel style, one could tell at a glance that it was a projection of a game character. His dress style was like that of a medieval philosopher from some other world, with a strange pointed hat on his head with numbers of various colors on it. The pixel character himself wore a mask with an expression of [--] and a name tag with the word "Euler" on his back.

Ashbringer: "Who is that? Why is he hanging a sign saying 'Hello'?"

Harvest Bringer: "I think that's his name. It should be his character ID!"

"Hey, how did you get into my farm space? I mean, how come you brought your farm here?"

Facing the questioning of the Messenger of Plenty, this strange god who suddenly appeared here glanced at the Messenger of Plenty.

“Have you ever thought about how to optimize your farm?”

The Messenger of Harvest was a little confused: "What? I don't need optimization, my farm is already very perfect."

"Wrong!" The strange god turned around, and the two messengers discovered that he was holding a lot of draft paper and a golden feather pen in his hand, which looked very impressive!

"Analysis of crop planting strategies based on linear programming. After my calculations and optimization, it can effectively increase your farm's economic income! Maybe you will say that you don't care about money and farming is just a hobby, but look at it, what a beautiful farm it is. Mathematics and order are hidden in it. Maximizing its efficiency is also a lesson that farm operators must learn!"

"Do you want to learn how to better optimize your farm management? I have a copy of the advanced mathematics of the Divine Religion here, and I will teach it to you during this cosmic connection."

"I don't need to promote my products. No one here will buy your book!" The Messenger of Abundance immediately understood the other party's tactics!

MD, it turns out he was just pretending to be a ghost to sell unsellable books!

"This guy must be a follower of the Ignorant God." The Ashbringer also joined in: "I heard that during the previous mortal wars, many gods borrowed money to buy the garbage books published by the Ignorant God at their own expense in order to pass the test, and finally sent them to the Narrative Church for recycling. They said that those things were just waste paper, 5 coppers for ten kilograms."

However, the strange god on the other side just said to himself:

“Buy and plant seeds for crop i on day j”

As this guy muttered to himself, the Bringer of Fertility and the Bringer of Ashes suddenly felt a headache!

"Something's wrong, this guy is interfering with us!"

"His power is very strange! He is definitely not a good guy and is here to cause trouble!"

The Messenger of Plenty took action immediately. Looking at the pixel farm of the strange god, he flew directly into it, raised his sickle, and ripened all the plants planted by the god in an instant. While the other party was stunned, the Messenger of Plenty pointed at his draft and cursed:

"There's no need to calculate such things! As long as I want to gain, then I can - what are you doing?"

Before the Messenger of Fertility could finish his words, the god on the opposite side waved his hand lightly, and all the plants that had just been harvested returned to the soil and returned to the sprouting state!

"Order requires action step by step. If you quickly get the answer without going through the solution process, it only means that you copied it or guessed it!"

"According to the final results of the order calculation, they will grow into the correct image and the correct content, and bring you the correct economic benefits and the correct farm harvest cycle. You should study mathematics well!"

“All of this is a choice based on mathematical logic.”

"Your farm is very interesting. I will continue to follow you! This is the harvest product I give you!"

The strange god took out a corn, but there were purple stars on the corn!

This is not a label, but a real special effect that you can see!

"These are the Iridium crops in the game!" The Messenger of Fertility was surprised. Although many of the crops he planted were strange, Iridium represented the highest quality and was still not very common in today's farms.

Strange God: "It's not just Iridium. The star rating is just the surface. If you plant according to my calculations, then you can make all your harvestable crops become Iridium, regardless of the difficulty and conditions of planting. Even the products processed from the crops are Iridium. This is the power of order!"

The Blessing Bringer quickly looked at the Ashbringer:

"Although I still think he's a profiteer selling books, Iridium crops are the real deal! What do you think?"

The Ashbringer touched his helmet.

"This guy's divine power can affect us. Is he really another master of tricks?"

However, just when the two messengers were undecided, a strange voice suddenly sounded in their divinity:

[Don't listen to him! The price of being a true god is paid by your teammates. Think about your teammates! They are not true gods at all! ]

"Hey! Why are there those guys' warning sounds? It's really annoying." The strange god seemed to have heard the weird sound as well and muttered something, and at this time, gray and white messy pixels began to appear on his pixel-style farm.

"It's time to connect. Although this connection was an unexpected event, I still hope you will think carefully about the farm economic plan I mentioned. In fact, I also play Stardew Valley, but the Internet speed has always been not very good. I used to use your network before, and I played a homemade pirated version."

Accompanied by a burst of crackling pixel special effects, the pixel farm completely disappeared, and the strange god was nowhere to be seen!

Adventurer's Guild, Art Star Branch.

The God of Sword stared blankly at the salesman god who appeared before him. This guy was dressed like a third-rate adventurer, wearing all kinds of tattered equipment, and this guy was actually selling these things in the guild!

But the important thing is that this guy suddenly appeared near the guild, took on many tasks issued by the guild in an instant, and completed them at an extremely fast speed. During this period, someone issued new tasks, and this guy in tattered clothes would flash to the bulletin board in an instant and say strange lines like "Am I late?"

"Incredible! This guy completed all the junk tasks piled up on the bulletin board, including unclogging sewers, sawing wood, finding lost pets, helping people level up for games, exploring ancient tombs, delivering packages, hunting overgrown crayfish, delivering dangerous packages, clearing mines, and finding lost mysterious links, all within 30 minutes!"

Not only that, he claimed that he could also provide quest chain services, which guaranteed to make the Adventurer's Guild's business volume soar. After thinking about it for a while, the God of Sword suddenly thought that he seemed to have seen this setting somewhere?

"Why does it sound the same as the quest chain service triggered by the God of Heroes?"

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

"Hmm? You mentioned the God of Heroes, right?" The guy, who was dressed in rags and looked like a third-rate adventurer, slammed the table:

"It's the same thing! Because I am the God of Heroes! In my service, as long as you run errands for others, you can get a lot of valuable feedback. Not only that, I also have special infinite tasks to choose from, which are random tasks that can never be completed. Well, it can't be said that they can never be completed, because there will always be random tasks that cannot be completed and forced to terminate, such as being killed by the target of the task."

"But, it doesn't matter! Even if you die, new tasks will be derived, such as running errands for a hundred ghosts and accumulating some resurrection fragments. I know this is troublesome, and it is no longer necessary, so I will make a small adjustment to the content."

Shila-

Grayish-white pixels appeared around him. The third-rate adventurer in strange clothes paused for a moment, then sighed, unwilling to leave:

"The guild in the Sixth Epoch is really great. I really enjoy the feeling of helping others with tasks. I hope you can prepare more errands next time. As a hero, I can't lose!"

This guy who called himself the God of Heroes suddenly disappeared, as if he had been refreshed! The God of Sword jumped out from behind the counter, and a noisy commotion broke out in the guild!

"Hey! Where are the coffee and Coke I left on the table!"

"My gold coins and books are gone too!"

"Did anyone see the weapon I dropped? I just accidentally dropped it from my hand, and it disappeared as soon as I lowered my head!"

"Is there anyone turning on the automatic pickup?"

The noise inside the guild was chaotic. At this time, the guild's complaint phone rang again. It was the clients who issued those rubbish tasks. They claimed that a third-rate adventurer in tattered clothes had just helped them complete the tasks at an extremely fast speed.

"We know about this, so you guys are going to give our guild a thumbs up + good review, right?"

[“Bullshit! It’s true that the guy completed the task, but as soon as he entered our house, he found a basket and put it over my head, and then took away everything in my house! Listen carefully, it was everything, not just gold coins, but also teacups, tables, sickles, pitchforks, mattresses, lettuce dumplings, and even my shirt!”]

[“He said if you have any questions about this, just call the guild and he’ll come right over! Now you have to compensate me!”]

There were so many similar complaint calls that the Sword God finally realized that the other party might really be the Hero God who came from the Fifth Epoch!

Isn’t this the complaint task chain!

Because the customers have been messed up, they are resentful, and because they are resentful, they call for heroes. So the heroes appear, and after helping the customers complete their new tasks, they leave some hidden dangers behind. Damn, they have no moral quality at all!

"Why is this guy acting like a player in a game?"

The Sword God would not tell others that although he was a dog, he did indeed do things that only dogs did when playing games in the game.

But everyone is like this!

When playing single-player games like "Dark God", don't you just run to the NPC's house to plunder the map? After defeating the Ancient God in the Church of the Ancient God, you won't leave anything behind. You will search the entire map three or five times before slowly leaving. Isn't that how you play it?

"Drip-"

"Hello! Is this a customer? Sorry, I already know this is a complaint call. I have received your complaint, but there is no way to correct it. Please be patient."

[“Fuck, my toilet is full of ancient gods. Send a tasker to check it out! Seriously! Just now someone helped me unclog my toilet and said that there was contaminants in my toilet. He said that he would force me to start a task. I thought he was just bragging!”]

"Toilet problem? Don't worry, I'll help you contact a professional to handle it." The Sword God immediately comforted the customer: "The professional I know is a specialist in suppressing toilet anomalies. He himself sits on a golden toilet and can definitely solve your toilet problem. But after suppressing it, you won't be able to use that toilet anymore, so go to the Alchemy Association and buy a new one."