Pokémon: The Strongest Xiaomao

In Manjin City, the atmosphere in Kona's villa was peaceful.

Mainly because Xiaozhuang and Xiaoqian were embarrassed to talk, while the Yulongdu boss was directing the construction team to repair the damaged gate.

Fortunately, the small pile used the Thorn Dragon King, and the opponent subconsciously used a high-pressure water cannon.

If this is destroyed to death, the living room may not be saved...

Old God Xiao Mao was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, holding Shui Qun's mobile phone.

In the chat group, everyone is discussing Mr. Mao’s feats.

"By the way, did you finally catch the pervert with his pants on his head?" A Tao asked curiously.

"My hen~ I was lost at the time." Xiaozhi answered confidently.

Raven: "A Tao, you are a sissy, so don't ask about social matters."

A Tao: "Emma is so angry that I don't like to play with boys like you. Xiao Leizi, is there a dog outside?"

Now is not the time for you to ask me to cosplay Miss Joy for you, is it? "

Xiao Mao complained decisively: "Lei Wen, I didn't expect you to be... hiss... you are really hungry!"

The girls in the group queued up to swipe the screen: Abnormal~

"However, when Celebi's energy went rampant, he was able to kill Bixias with one shot and still escape unharmed. Mr. Mao, have you become stronger again?" Tetsuya, who was new to the group, said with emotion.

"Ahem~ Keep a low profile..." Xiao Mao replied awkwardly.

This is not a complete recovery. My waist has been weak for several days, okay?

"Okay, being too modest is just pretentious. Keep in formation, Mr. Mao is awesome!" Ah Xing shouted in the group.

Li Jia: "Mr. Mao is awesome!"

Nazi: "Mr. Mao is awesome!"

Xiaoxia: "Mao Gongzi is awesome!"

Ah Li: "Master is awesome!"

Caidou: "Uh... Niubi..."

Ami: "Mao Gongzi Niubi~"

Cattleya: "Why are Ami and Xiaoqian the only ones in the group of Johto's museum owners?"

Brachiosaurus: "There's not a single one from Hezhong. Li-chan, come on!"

Ah Li: Little Kirby holding bread-jpg, I will work hard.

"The other museum owners in Johto are all men," Raven explained.

Seeing this, A'Du, who had been peeping at the screen, became unhappy and pointed at Xiao Zhuan: "Xiao Mao, what do you mean? My cousin is not a woman. With this figure, these legs, and this little whip, she doesn't deserve it. "

Xiao Mao looked at A'Du like he was a fool: "So, because your cousin is not in my chat group, you are still not happy?"

"Well, you have to hold a bowl of water evenly." A'Du nodded.

Xiao Mao thought about it. The worst he could do was bring A'Du in too.

then:

Ding~Smoke Dragon Girl joins the group chat

Ding~ I am the dragon champion and join the group chat.

Ding~ Ascetic Xiba joins the group chat.

"Are you satisfied?" Xiao Mao shook his phone. The Yulongdu boss nodded.

"Well, actually it doesn't matter whether Xiba gets in or not, the main thing is me." A'Du said calmly.

As soon as the alert sounded, the group immediately became lively.

"Holy shit, is this the champion himself?" A Tao exclaimed.

"Boss and I are in the same group?" Lei Wen quickly expressed his welcome.

"Well, hello everyone..." Yulongdu said something very official.

"Hey! Mr. A'Du, long time no see." Gold miner Mr. Dawu appeared.

"Red envelopes for newcomers." Sister Ke Na also bubbled.

"Huh~? Old Bingshan... ahem, old friend." Yulongdu's desire to survive suddenly came online, but it was too late.

Ding~ I am the dragon champion and was banned by the administrator for one day.

Yulongdu turned his head aggrievedly: "Kena is the administrator?"

Xiao Mao nodded: "Yes, I usually have someone to manage the group when I dive."

"I also want to manage." Yulongdu said seriously.

"The administrators are all girls. Boss, please don't join in the fun." Xiao Mao waved his hand in disgust.

"Who is there?" Xiaozhuang also looked over.

"Kona, Cattleya, and Nazi, these are the three at the moment." Xiao Mao opened his hands and counted them.

When Yulongdu heard this, he twitched the corner of his mouth twice and never mentioned management again. Two female kings plus a super-powered humanoid self-propelled weapon are both irresistible...

The group continues to chat about the big things Xiaomao has done recently, and the rumors are getting more and more outrageous.

Ami: What? Mr. Mao suppressed the rampaging Celebi forcefully.

Daigo's eyes flashed: "It should be said that after arresting the four generals of Team Rocket, Mr. Mao suppressed a forest guardian angel."

Raven: And Bixas, that's an S-class wanted criminal and the former top leader of Team Rocket! I was fucked to pieces by Mr. Mao!

Gintoki looked at the information on his phone with complicated eyes. So, you Ogi Shigeru are more ruthless than me. You killed two of Team Rocket's most powerful combatants in one move...

This is the courage of those who change the world...

Tetsuya shivered: Fortunately, I didn't participate in this Johto League!

Xiaozhi, a stupid young man, sent an emoticon of a monkey clenching his fist: "Xiao Mao, just wait, Johto Alliance, I will definitely defeat you!"

Putting down his phone, Xiaozhi looked at Pikachu: "Come and refuel!"

Pikachu smiled evilly, you asked for this!

Stab... One hundred thousand volts fell from the sky!

"Ah...!" Xiaozhi stood there with smoke all over his body: "It's great! I feel energetic! In order to defeat Xiaomao, let's all train!"

……

In Team Rocket's new base deep in the Viridian Forest, Uncle Sakaki crossed his legs, leaning on the boss's chair and listening to Athena's report.

From the day Apollo fell to Xiaomao, the highest priority intelligence power among the four generals was transferred to Athena.

To put it bluntly, no matter how Uncle Sakaki thinks of Xiaomao, that is Uncle Sakaki's own business.

For the people under your command, you can't be too loyal to Qinglu. After all, Uncle Sakaki hasn't retired yet.

“According to reports from the Johto branch, the number of Rocket Express shipments has surged.

Apollo's rocket logistics staff has skyrocketed to thousands of people.

Security company earnings also rose ten percent.

Thanks to the clean-up operations during this period, the Rockets have performed accordingly. Currently, the reputation of the Rockets in the Johto area is continuing to rise.

Joining the Rockets is becoming a more popular option among poor and average families. "

Uncle Sakaki nodded with satisfaction. He chose to make changes for the future of the Rockets.

And Xiaomao did not disappoint him.

Picking up the information from Tong Shulin, Uncle Sakaki asked seriously: "Has Bixias been confirmed dead?"

Athena shook her head: "This...can't be confirmed. According to the intelligence, Bixias was directly evaporated during the attack by the green cadres. No biological traces remained."

"Hmph~ It can be said that these two thorns have played their role, not bad." Uncle Sakaki sneered.

Uncle Sakaki, instead of being angry about Xiaomao's cheeky behavior, was very pleased.

The reason why those two thorns are kept is actually to train Xiaomao.

An indecisive person cannot achieve great things, no matter good or evil!

If you want to make rules, you have to be willing to get your hands dirty.

And Uncle Sakaki was very satisfied with Xiaomao's decisiveness in killing.

The real world is not a game of house, where if you slap me, I will slap you.

If you don't fire the first shot, you are destined to take the first shot.

The real world should be, if you want to slap me, I will chop off your head.

If you want to chop off my head, I will chop off your head first.

If you don’t have the courage to take action first, is it useful to give you a hundred mythical beasts?

"This kid~ always impresses me." Throwing the information on the table, Uncle Sakaki couldn't help but smile like "This is just like me."