What bad intentions could Batman have?.

Chapter 582 Batman teaches Joker a lesson with love and causes him to have a convulsion (6000 words)

Inside the Justice League headquarters.

Chen Tao arranged for the members of the Justice League who had not yet transformed back to go down and rest first, and sent people to resolve the chaos caused by their body swapping around the world.

The gang had just robbed a bank and "collected" their wages in this way. They insisted on doing it this way. Chen Tao didn't understand their strange insistence, but since they wanted to do it this way, then let's do it.

The Jokers' power to modify reality may seem a bit outrageous, but in fact they will not exchange all the power of each member of the Justice League to others, so the Rogue Gang is enough to deal with them.

According to Zatanna, she believes that this modification of reality is not so much a direct change as it is to create a "false shell of reality" on each hero, just like forcing a person who can walk normally to wear an iron can.

Then they took away some of their power and made new "iron cans", and then exchanged the "hero iron cans" and the "replaced iron cans".

This is also why, even though Hal was transformed into the appearance of a weak woman like his girlfriend Carol, he was still able to roll and jump in a fierce battle at the level of the Justice League and ultimately remain unharmed.

His ring was actually always activated, protecting him, but he was wearing a fake reality shell of Carol, so he couldn't use any of his Green Lantern Ring abilities. As for his girlfriend, she was wearing a fake reality shell with Hal's power, so she couldn't control it and ended up flying around between the tall buildings in Seaside City. Fortunately, she managed to control it later and nothing happened.

But Carol Ferris was still hospitalized for a nervous breakdown.

Amanda Waller and Martian Manhunter are handling PR and government matters, and the Joker's vicious pranks have greatly damaged the Justice League's PR image.

At Underwood Farms, the largest and most successful leisure and tourist farm in California, a sow transformed into Wonder Woman in front of hundreds of tourists and rushed out of the pigpen.

Two minutes later, more than 17 mainstream American media began live broadcasting the pigs wearing Wonder Woman's "real shell" making a fuss on the farm. Not only the 200 people at the scene, but more than 6 people across the United States witnessed Wonder Woman crawling on all fours.

The huge riot caused by a group of pigs with the powers of Wonder Woman frightened hundreds of tourists and killed a cow, three sheep and two and a half roosters on the spot.

Fortunately, no one died - everyone valued their lives, and no one was stupid enough to stand in the way of the charging Wonder Woman.

Apart from a fearless guy who tried to interview Wonder Woman about the taste of pig food and then fainted from the stinky farts of the pigs, the entire incident did not cause any casualties.

Except for Wonder Woman who learned about this.

So miserable.

The PR team is doing emergency PR, and Martian Manhunter holds a press conference to explain to everyone that it is not Wonder Woman herself, and posts a video of the Justice League fighting the Joker.

But I'm afraid the Twitter trending search for "Wonder Woman's Pig Rush" will be difficult to bring down in a short period of time.

The Condiment King has been arrested and brought to justice. Having acquired Superman's superpowers, he flew into the best local condiment factory, then lifted a huge bucket of ketchup and poured it on the street. Even though he had become Superman, the Condiment King still insisted on his original intention of using condiments to attack others. His behavior got him sent to a mental hospital again - not Arkham, he was not qualified to go in.

In short, the members of the Justice League are now sent together to ask Zatanna to help with their problems, while Chen Tao is interrogating the three clowns alone.

Inside the Alliance interrogation room.

The Joker, who had just died but was quickly resurrected, was tied up and sitting in his seat, waiting expectantly to see what Batman would do to him.

With a plop, Chen Tao threw out the Harlequin Joker, who had been sent to the Justice League headquarters and then rushed over and was stored in the Metal Spirit. Then came the Criminal Joker with an angry face brought by Zatanna. Now all three clowns were gathered.

They were all forced by Zatanna's magic to prohibit them from using their ability to modify reality.

"Waste." The cold criminal clown spat at the laugher.

At this time, the Laugher is the only one of the three clowns who looks different from the other two.

Half of his face was completely rotten like a skeleton, and even the green hair on his head was like wilted grass, drooping lifelessly on his scalp.

The other half of his face was covered by blue light. The blue of hope formed a ridiculous mask on his face, the same one that Green Lantern Hal Jordan wore, but this mask looked like the kind that you could recognize who he was when you got close, just like the stupid thing Ryan Reynolds did. Compared to this useless mask, perhaps the black and red Deadpool mask would be more suitable for him.

(Note: From a movie meme, Ryan, the actor who plays Deadpool, once played Green Lantern. There was a scene in the movie where he made himself a mask, but his girlfriend recognized him in a second, so it was as if he didn’t have a mask)

Facing the criminal clown's curses, the laugher lowered half of his face and said nothing.

The clown who was thrown to the ground burst into laughter. He was as excited as a child: "Haha, you are all caught. What's the fun next, little bat?"

"Tell me everything you know." Chen Tao said, "How did you get involved with the Emperor Clown, and what does the Emperor Clown intend to do with you?"

The Emperor Clown had been hiding behind the scenes, helping this one and that one. The information obtained from the Laughing Bat allowed Chen Tao to know that the other party was trying to leave the super time stream, but he didn't know how the other party left specifically.

Is it to use the Black Death Emperor or Barbatos? If so, it would be like the previous Anti-Monitor. Although it is possible, it will also add constraints to oneself.

The Anti-Monitor has always relied on Barbatos to help him maintain his identity in the real world so as not to be discovered by the transcendental time stream. To a certain extent, this kind of control has forced him to be devoured by Barbatos step by step.

If it was the Emperor Joker, would he really allow himself to be controlled by others? But how could he come to reality without the help of anyone?

"Do you think I will answer you? Bat?" The criminal clown turned his head and looked at Chen Tao: "I am nothing but an undefined mess now. I have tried to become more important to you."

"So our boss originally planned to lure you to the ace factory, and then tie Joe Chell, the murderer of your parents, to a chemical barrel and soak him in the pool, and turn him into a clown. He would go from a sick old man to a lively person again, trading mental health for physical health, haha."

The joker said: "In this way, he thinks that he has successfully overlapped the identity of the Joker with the identity of the enemy who killed your parents. He thinks that this will make the Joker more important to you. He thinks that as long as Jocher is reborn as a better Joker, then he can take a break. It's ridiculous. No one wants to take a break. I want to keep playing this game."

"Shut up, you piece of shit."

The clown on the ground was still laughing crazily, but the joker had already poured out all the criminal's plans like beans from a bamboo tube.

"Come on, you want to know what I really think? I think this plan is stupid. You poor bastard refuses to believe that Batman no longer cares about his parents, no longer cares about the trauma that made him Batman. I told you, Batman pulled his parents out of their fucking graves and danced! But you think this is a fake, and you can still evoke Batman's pain with your stupid methods!"

The joker said: "There is nothing more painful than finding out your teammates are idiots. This is not funny at all."

"Waste, you are just me..."

The Joker shouted, "Can you tell him to shut up, Bat? I know everything he knows, and this guy is so noisy and never listens to anyone!"

He yelled at the criminal, "You're not going to give up until you see Batman drag his parents out for a walk, are you?"

Chen Tao directly blocked the criminal's voice. A large number of nanorobots split from his body, and then turned into spherical shapes. They forced their way into the criminal's mouth, pressing against his upper and lower jaws, making him unable to utter a word.

Chen Tao did the same thing to the clown who was still going crazy nearby, and soon the scene became quiet, with the comedian being the only one who could speak.

"Damn Emperor Clown, he has been influencing the three of us, it's disgusting." said the Laugher.

Chen Tao waved his hand, and the portal of the Metal Spirit opened. A huge mechanical arm pulled the two clowns who were forced to shut up into the room.

"Okay." He turned to look at Xiaoke: "Tell me everything you know."

Xiaoke cooperated well and told what he knew.

But there was no information that Chen Tao wanted to know about how the Emperor Clown independently left the super time stream, and he was a little disappointed.

He could probably tell that what the clown said was true, but he really didn't know. This was a pity. Chen Tao did not intend to read his mind, but the clown's head was like a bouncing circus, while a normal person's head was a book with different categories. It was too difficult to find what he wanted in a pile of messy things, so it was more convenient to ask the other party directly.

Chen Tao shook his head. "Okay, forget it, let's not talk about this. Now you have the power of the Black Death Emperor. Joker, you are the Black Death Emperor's spokesperson in this universe. I want you to do something for me."

"Please go ahead." said the clown.

"I want you to use the power of the Black Death Emperor to find the exact location of the White Lantern Beast of Life, the 'Spirit of Existence', in the center of the Earth, and then dig there. This universe needs the power of the White Lantern to fight against the invasion of the Black Death Emperor."

Chen Tao said: "I want to get the Spirit of Existence before the Black Death Emperor, and then use the power of the White Lamp of Life to strengthen everyone. When the Black Death Emperor arrives, I will give him a hard time."

"I refuse," said the Joker.

"I beg you." Chen Tao fought fast and raised his hand to use the charm skill, but the clown didn't fall for it.

"What do you want?" Chen Tao asked.

"What do I want to do? Obviously it's different from what the others want to do." Xiaoke said.

"But first, before we start this conversation, it's better for me to be the only one."

Chen Tao frowned. He immediately felt that the two clowns he had taken into the Metal Spirit were both dead. The clown and the criminal were transformed into black lantern corpses... This was not logical. Chen Tao had clearly asked Zatanna to stop the power of the Dark Lord left in them. It was impossible for them to die so easily.

"Don't think about it. It's not the effect of the light ring at all. It's a very simple poison that takes effect at a fixed time."

Xiaoke looked up at the clock on the wall.

"I calculated the time so that they would be about to die before I came to say that to you."

He spread his hands. "Well, now that I'm the only clown left, I can finally speak."

"That clown, his only purpose is to laugh at the suffering of others, how... mediocre."

Laugher, no, said the Joker.

"As for the old criminal, he has delusions. This grand plan to create a better clown seems like a pipe dream now, doesn't it? A defined clown, a clown with a name and an identity, which destroys every definition of me, so I regret creating him. Or does he regret creating me? Hahahaha!"

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