What bad intentions could Batman have?.

Chen Tao didn't play with Bat-Mite for so long for no reason. After seeing the Merciless Iron Fist, who was supposed to be dealt with by the group led by Bane, show up, Chen Tao knew that the idea of ​​directly forming an alliance with Bat-Mite and then achieving a quick victory had failed in fact.

He didn't know what the Laughing Bat wanted to do, but if he followed his original plan, he would just have to get rid of him before the Laughing Bat had a chance to do anything.

The simpler the plan, the more efficient it is. Wouldn't it be stupid not to kill Kuangxiao before his disgusting plan starts?

The other opposite problem is that if the plan of laughing wildly has already been implemented, no matter what Chen Tao does, it will be completely meaningless.

At this time, if you hold the thought that "The Laughing Bat's plan has not started yet, I must take Bat Mite to deal with him quickly", you may fall directly into the opponent's trap, and then get the disgusting feeling that everything is planned.

But if you want a quick victory, you should proceed step by step.

So...how can we proceed step by step?

The only thing that is certain is that Chen Tao’s idea of ​​“steady and cautious” is different from what normal people think.

Strictly speaking, Bat-Mite's play with him cannot be said to be completely play. Have you ever seen Bat-Mite play with Bruce like The Bat Who Laughs?

As for Bat-Mite, as he said in the meeting at the fifth dimension, only a Bruce who does not deviate from the "core" of Batman can be his idol.

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"Very good, very good... Gorgeous, man."

The Laughing Bat looked with admiration at the Emperor Joker who was completely framed in the Joker-Robin robot he had created. This was an insult to the other party, but they had now temporarily reached an alliance.

"Remember your promise to me, Laughing Bat." The figure of the Black Death Emperor appeared beside him: "My help is not without cost."

"Of course, dear ally." The Laughing Bat laughed softly, "You will get what you want. Now, it's time to start our plan."

"What do you want to do?" The Emperor Clown controlled the puppet with a stern face. Compared to the clown who often laughed in ordinary people's impression, the Emperor Clown at this time behaved more like a cold and hard thug in a suit.

The tone, intonation, style of his speech, and even his dragon-like movements, the slightly raised back when he sat down, as if an invisible cloak was spreading behind him, or the handsome posture of a bat spreading its wings in the dark night... everything was full of Batman style, even more like Bruce than the Bat Who Laughs.

He did it on purpose.

How dare the Emperor Clown show that disgusting stinky mouth in front of the Emperor of Clowns? How could the Emperor Clown not fight back?

In fact, the obvious deliberate imitation and the strong smell of bats really made the Laughing Bat feel sick.

His tone suddenly turned three degrees colder: "You'd better remember that you are not the one giving orders here."

The withered and corrupted half-skeleton face of the Black Death Emperor stared blankly at the Laughing Bat and the Emperor Clown.

As a spokesperson for the realm of death, the Black Death Emperor certainly couldn't understand the mutually mocking and disgusting dispute between the Emperor Clown and the Laughing Bat.

This kind of provocation and sarcasm in body language is as covert as pinching someone's feet under the table, and it's like using a remote control to control other people's mood.

People who are not familiar with the relationship between Batman and the Joker will never understand how big of an insult this little detail can be.

In the eyes of the Black Death Emperor, it seemed that the Laughing Bat had just stopped laughing suddenly, and then treated the allies he had just gathered with great difficulty with a cold tone.

"I told you." The Joker Emperor answered the Batman's words in the hoarse voice that was unique to Batman and was skillfully changed to prevent others from recognizing him.

"I'm waiting for your orders."

He said mockingly: "You are Batman. Oh, yes, maybe I forgot. You are the Bat Who Laughs. You are just Bruce... and you are far from the most perfect one."

The mocking tone seemed to be there and not there, but it was the most mocking.

The eyes of the Laughing Bat and the Emperor Clown met in mid-air. The Black Death Emperor realized that the atmosphere was tense, and then he interrupted: "Okay, you two, I don't know why you didn't notice it..."

"We're dealing with things between Batman and the Joker, sorry." said the Batman Who Laughs.

"Hey, you skull, don't meddle in things you don't know about, okay?" The Emperor Clown was more aggressive.

The Black Death Emperor stopped talking.

He stood there silently, staring at the two of them.

But in any case, both the Laughing Bat and the Emperor Joker realized that they had no time to confront each other, so the Laughing Bat said:

"Don't worry, everything is going as planned. I told you, I will give you the Batman, Emperor Joker. In the previous confrontation with the Batman, I have gradually understood his temper."

The Laughing Bat said, "It's like analyzing the other person, do you understand?"

He was telling this to both the Emperor Clown and the people around him: "I already know him very well...even better than he knows himself."

"Is this why you let the bat mite leave your summoning magic circle? I still think it's a risk." Black Death Emperor said: "You didn't prepare any magic to restrain the opponent? Or leave any backup plan on the opponent?"

"Yes, no."

Black Death Emperor was a little unsure whether the other party was telling the truth or just lying to him. However, it didn't make any sense to Black Death Emperor.

"If I prepare these things, I will run the risk of being discovered by Batman Dragon." The Bat Who Laughs said, and for our plan, the risk of being discovered is the biggest variable. "

He turned his head to look at the Emperor Clown who was standing there, playing with a deck of cards that appeared in his hand without any concern, and then turned back to face the Black Death Emperor who was standing there with a huge sickle, waiting for his next move.

"Do you think Batman's Dragon is a kind and sincere good thing?"

Isn't it? We are villains. I am the god of death whose duty it is to destroy the world and create death. I am destined to cause endless death. And you are an evil and disgusting version of Batman, and an even more evil version of the Joker. No matter how you look at it, the three of us are an evil villain alliance.

The Black Death Emperor did not say these words out loud; he just nodded slightly, looking like he completely agreed with every word the Laughing Bat said.

The Batman Who Laughs continued: "Batman Dragon pretends to be a real superhero, but in fact he does things to the end."

This may be an advantage, Black Death Emperor stood by and thought silently, what's wrong with this?

"He actually doesn't believe in his teammates' abilities at all. The dark multiverse amplifies Bruce's distrust of others. He never thinks anyone is a comrade he can trust."

The Agent of Death suddenly realized.

Despite his skull-like face, the Black Death Emperor is not brainless.

"So you're saying that Batman wouldn't trust Bat-Mite even if he met him?"

"What he meant was that Batman would simply try to trick Bat-Mite into giving him all his powers, just like I did."

The Emperor Clown interrupted from the side, and after the Laughing Bat said the first paragraph, he knew what the other party meant. The words that the Laughing Bat said afterwards were not spoken to him at all, but to explain to the Black Death Emperor why he did that.

"But I don't understand why Batman would want to take the risk of getting Bat-Mite's power when he can solve the problem by persuading Bat-Mite to work with him." Dark Lord said, "This doesn't make sense."

"Batman's inherent distrust of others prevents him from doing this," said the Bat Who Laughs. "Deep down in his heart, Batman always pursues a 100% success rate for his plan, even though he himself knows that such a success rate is impossible to achieve. But he will still do it."

He said: "I know both Batman and the Joker... and attacking teammates is Batman's specialty."

"So you plan to..."

"Batman once died, the Dark Lord, and you have a connection with him. You can bring about the Blackest Night in this universe. After strengthening your Black Light energy in this universe, you can use this Black Light energy to establish a connection with the Batman Dragon who once died."

The Laughing Bat said: "The energy of these black lights is certainly not enough for you to control it, but a sufficiently tough hemp rope is created." He turned his head and looked at the Joker, who was sitting next to him and pretending to be Batman with an expressionless face.

You are just pretending to be your mother, he cursed in his heart. But he quickly adjusted his mood.

"And at this time, through this robot... this basis for you to be attached to reality, the Emperor Clown can grab this tough hemp rope from the upstream of the super-time flow."

On the other hand, if Batman successfully took over Bat-Mite's abilities, that would be exactly what the Batman Who Laughs was planning.

Batman's record in the Dark Lord is dead, and his status is escaped death. A dead person cannot possess five-dimensional divine power. Once the Dark Lord takes action to bring about Batman's death, Batman's Dragon will be unable to stop it.

As he was judged dead by the timeline, the five-dimensional divine power that Batman had just swallowed would also be affected. Under such circumstances, the Batman Who Laughs did not believe that Batman's Dragon could still resist the summons of the Dark Lord.

The Emperor Joker upstream only needs to pull slightly, and Batman Dragon will be forced to appear in front of him, and then the two of them will fight each other.

From the beginning of everything, the Batman Who Laughs never thought that he and Batman The Dragon would face each other with real swords and guns.

Of course, the Laughing Bat had not failed to consider...

Due to Emperor Joker's hatred for him, what if Batman's Dragon was pulled upstream in the super time stream, and ended up turning against him and forming an alliance with Emperor Joker to deal with him?

That's why he let Bat-Mite go over there and play games with Batman.

If Batman Dragon sees a chance to trick Bat-Mite into giving him his powers, he'll take it.

And Emperor Joker would never let go of the opportunity to gain the power of Bat-Mite.

This interrupted their possibility of having an affair. If the Batman Dragon who was accidentally pulled to the upper reaches of the super time stream still possessed the power of Bat-Mite, he could still compete with the Emperor Joker for a short time, and finally end up with a mutually fearful ending;

But if he loses his power, he will most likely be finished. Even if Emperor Joker says he is willing to cooperate with Batman Dragon, Batman Dragon probably won't put himself in such danger, which makes it even more impossible for them to cooperate.

Bat-Mite's power becomes a variable, giving Emperor Joker and Batman a reason to fight, and all of this is part of The Batman Who Laughs' plan.

I've said that the Laughing Bat will predict all this beforehand, he will outwit everyone and become the final winner. How did that sentence go?

A bat that loves to laugh will never have bad luck.

As for the ending where Batman doesn't take Bat-Mite's powers?

It would still be death. Without the power of Bat-Mite, he would not be able to compete with Emperor Joker. The Dark Lord can control dead creatures, and the target of control is Batman himself. It has nothing to do with whether he has the power of Bat-Mite or not.

Although the Emperor Joker is full of malice towards his laughing bat, is he so gentle to Batman the Dragon? If the two of them are equal in power, then there may still be a possibility of cooperation.

But without absorbing the power of Bat-Mite, and being pulled directly upstream of the hyper-time stream, facing the Emperor Joker in his prime, Batman Dragon would most likely only be reduced to the status of a rat:

The mouse will usually be able to put up a bit of resistance against the cat, but that only makes the cat more excited and more likely to attack.

No matter what choice Batman makes, the result will be wrong. The Bat Who Laughs's estimation of how powerful Batman's Dragon is at this moment is quite accurate. Do you really think he is still in the special enhanced state that can fully exert the power of his personality after swallowing more than 3000 heroes?

As for what to do with the Emperor Joker who solved the problem of Batman Dragon obtaining 1/4 of the status of Dragon in the Dark Multiverse, that is not a problem that the Batman Who Laughs needs to worry about. For Barbatos, a powerless player like Batman Dragon obtaining this authority is just like a frost and dew disease, and an engine without diesel cannot run.

But if a character as powerful as the Emperor Joker gets the status, Barbatos will go crazy. He himself rose to the top by backlash, and no one knows how to bite back at his master better than him.

At that time, Barbatos will help the Laughing Bat resolve the threat of Emperor Joker, killing three birds with one stone.

As everyone expected, the Laughing Bat had everything planned out.

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"My dear Hal, I think we should proceed with caution."

"Yes, that's right." Parallax Hal heard what Batman said and nodded in agreement.

"Do you want bat mites?"

"What did you say?"

"Bat-Mite, I want to give you his power." Chen Tao said, "Want to be a five-dimensional creature? Hal?"