Siheyuan: Starting from the Pig Killer

"Da Mao, please be gentle, I'm afraid of pain!"

A sound like a rooster crowing came from the window.

Xu Damao was startled.

First, he was not prepared at all. After all, his mind was entirely focused on Lou Xiao'e at the moment, and since it was his first time, he had gained a lot of energy and was preparing to go all out.

Secondly, the sound outside the window was really creepy. It was so late at night, and there was suddenly a voice that sounded neither male nor female, with a raised voice like a eunuch. No matter how you listened to it, you felt a chill on your back.

Xu Damao was frightened at this moment.

"Ah! What's the noise? Damao, what's outside the window!"

Lou Xiao'e wasn't much better.

Their beds were right next to the window, separated only by a layer of glass and curtains. There was no sound insulation at all. The sound was like someone talking into their ears.

Lou Xiao'e is a woman after all, and she is timid to begin with. However, in such a nervous situation, her heart almost jumped out of her chest.

"Hahaha!"

"Hey hey hey!"

"Hoohoho!"

As the sound outside the window fell, before Xu Damao could speak, a kind of random laughter immediately rang out.

When he heard this laughter, Xu Damao, who was originally startled, suddenly became furious.

Because he basically recognized these voices, they were little bastards like Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiekuang.

"Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiefang, you two little bastards are looking for death, get away from me quickly, damn, if you don't leave, I'll come out to deal with you!"

Xu Damao was almost furious. He didn't expect that he was about to enter the bridal chamber, and he didn't listen. He was really shocked just now.

"I said you are stupid, don't show off to your brothers here, show off to your wife if you can, but don't use too much force, your wife will be in terrible pain!" Silly Zhu's voice came from outside.

Originally, Xu Damao hadn't heard clearly who said the previous voice. After all, he was holding his throat and couldn't tell. But when he heard Silly Zhu speak, he immediately understood that there would be no one else but this bitch.

"Silly Zhu, you are looking for death!"

Xu Damao was forced by Sha Zhu to drink three large bowls of wine at noon. He still had a headache at this moment. Now that he knew that Sha Zhu was here again and instigated a group of half-grown men to listen to him, he immediately became angry.

Cursing, Xu Damao got up from the bed without putting on any clothes. He picked up his big pants and rushed out.

"Da Mao, what are you doing!"

Lou Xiao'e originally knew that someone was listening to Qiang Gen, and she was a little shy. She covered her head with a quilt and pretended to be an ostrich. When she saw Xu Damao suddenly rushed out, she immediately became anxious.

But at this moment, she was not wearing much clothes and couldn't get out. She could only shout anxiously, trying to call Xu Damao back. After all, how could she go out and fight with others on the wedding night?

Even if there is something, can't we talk about it tomorrow?

Can those who listen to the wall still stand outside all night?

Let's talk about Xu Damao wearing bright red trousers. He rushed out of the house and saw that it was indeed Silly Zhu, squatting under the window sill with a few children, talking and laughing.

"Hey, Damao, can you still get into this bridal chamber? You can't, right? Then you have to watch your wife more closely in the future, and don't put a hat on your head again!"

Silly Zhu saw Xu Damao rushing over with an angry face, but he was not worried at all. Instead, he smiled playfully.

In this courtyard, except for Xiang Yunduan, he was not afraid of anyone else at all. Xu Damao was not his opponent at all. He had been fighting since childhood, and Xu Damao could not win at all except for occasionally playing dirty tricks.

In Shazhu's opinion, beating Xu Damao is not much more difficult than catching a chicken.

"Silly Zhu, you bastard!"

In the house, Lou Xiao'e heard Silly Zhu's teasing. How could she bear this?

As a newly married young lady, how can she behave in the future after being told by Silly Zhu?

She didn't even have time to know the name of Silly Zhu, and she couldn't understand why this guy couldn't get along with her.

"Silly Zhu, I will kill you!"

Xu Damao was a little over the top at this moment. He didn't care whether he could beat Silly Pillar or not, and just rushed forward.

It's a pity that Shazhu came prepared tonight and had been on guard for a long time. He easily dodged Xu Damao and knocked Xu Damao to the ground with one fall.

"Si Mao, Si Mao, you'd better save your strength for your wife. If you give it a little more time, will you be able to get into the bridal chamber tonight?" Silly Zhu looked at Xu Damao who fell to the ground and taunted him. .

The boys and girls next to him also laughed.

Even though these are all young men, they understand pretty much what they should know, and can still hear some naughty words.

To put it bluntly, given the current housing conditions, many families live in one house, and many kids may have bumped into their parents doing errands at night.

In addition, at the age of ten, it is the period of adolescence, and some things are self-taught.

Although Shazhu called these boys over in the name of asking for wedding candies, these guys may not really want to listen to Qiang Gen's thoughts.

Xu Damao was knocked down, and his mind became clearer. He knew that he couldn't beat Silly Pillar, and if he continued, he would only be humiliating himself.

So as soon as I had an idea, I immediately went back to the house, then took out a big bag of candies and said to the young men: "Come here, get the wedding candies, go home quickly, follow Silly Zhu again, be careful I call your family Sir, come here!"

As soon as the boys heard this, they also accepted it as soon as it was good.

Especially the two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, who quickly ran away after grabbing the candy. If Xu Damao alerted his father Liu Haizhong, the two brothers would probably be beaten half to death.

Seeing the Liu brothers running away, the remaining people were unwilling to stay any longer. After all, it would not end well if their parents came.

Soon, all the boys were bribed by Xu Damao with wedding candies. In Nuo Da's yard, only Silly Zhu remained by the window.

Seeing this, Xu Damao glanced at Silly Zhu very proudly: "You like to listen to Qiang Gen, right? Then just listen slowly. Whether I want you to die or not depends on whether you can hold it in! Anyway, I have a wife to sleep with. , when you go to see me tonight, just compete with the bed board! Hahaha!"

After saying this, Xu Damao entered the house with a smile, closed the door with a bang, and then went back to bed.

"Who is this silly Zhu? He has no manners at all. He forced you to drink at noon today, and now he is causing trouble again. It's really annoying!"

In the room, Lou Xiao'e wanted to curse a few words, but she didn't learn any curse words at all, so she could only say something rude.

"Ignore this bitch. This guy has had brain problems since he was a child. His father called him Silly Zhu. Seeing that this guy is hopelessly stupid, his father ran away. He would rather raise a son for someone else than take care of it. He, you can see how stupid this guy is!" Xu Damao opened his mouth.

This sentence was said quite loudly, Xu Damao just wanted to let Sha Zhu hear it and make Sha Zhu angry.