Naruto: Starting from Tsunade-san

Seeing this, Jiraiya left before the two of them noticed.

Orochimaru looked confused and followed up to ask: "What's wrong with you? Instead of going in to take a look, you left instead."

Jiraiya recalled the scene where Tsunade first took a sip of water and then handed it to Aokiji for intimacy, and thought about the words: Uh... Orochimaru, do you feel that Tsunade seems to have a special affection for Aokihiko. "

Orochimaru took cover: "You are thinking too much."

As Jiraiya walked away, he shook his head in denial: "I didn't think too much. Did you see Tsunade's affectionate behavior towards Aoki just now?"

Orochimaru was confused: "I saw it, what happened?"

"What's wrong? You still want to ask?" Jiraiya felt a little sour: "Didn't you see the affectionate behavior towards Aoki just now? Oh my God, drink water and blow on him, for fear that he will burn his mouth. . Not only that, but I also took a sip of it myself. Lover, this is nothing more than a wife."

"Qingzhi is a patient after all..."

"But when I was lying in the hospital, Tsunade had completely different attitudes towards me. I was thinking that Aokiji and I should be the same in Tsunade's mind, so why is there such a big gap in treatment."

No, you are right.

It's just that you are half a pound of scrap metal, and the blue pheasant is eight taels of gold.

Probably because he had been hanging out with Aokiji for a long time, Orochimaru was more or less affected, and he complained in his heart in a rare way.

Jiraiya curled his lips and said firmly: "Based on my years of experience, Aokiji and Tsunade must have something going on behind our backs. Maybe it's that kind of relationship, maybe it's an underground love affair."

"Experience? Aren't you always single? How about experience?"

Jiraiya looked depressed: "The experience of seeing."

Orochimaru was stunned: "Experience of seeing?"

Jiraiya made an implicit metaphor: "I've never eaten pork, and I've never seen a pig run."

Orochimaru:……

Jiraiya scratched his head. The more he thought about this kind of thing, the more itchy his heart became, which made him feel more troubled. He screamed twice, "No, I want to ask him in person."

"Hey, what are you going to do?" Orochimaru didn't expect Jiraiya to be so direct.

"Why, of course I'm asking if these two people are having an affair."

As Jiraiya said this, he went back to ask questions in an aggressive manner, and he was the type that even Orochimaru couldn't stop.

In the ward.

Aokiji thought: "Is that guy who walked away in a hurry just now Jiraiya?"

Tsunade was now focused on her boyfriend and had no time to talk to other people, "I don't care."

Qing Zhi scratched his ears and cheeks, and laughed awkwardly: "Did we be seen like this just now?"

"If you see it, you'll see it. It doesn't matter." Tsunade didn't care. It would be better to get her wish instead, so as not to be sneaky in the future, and at the same time completely cut off Jiraiya's thoughts, whether it was for her or Jiraiya. All have benefits.

The two of them were talking about Jiraiya, and Jiraiya arrived. He stood at the door, as if he was asking questions: "I want to ask you two something, you two, please explain to me honestly."

Tsunade squinted, closed her eyes for a while, and based on his previous movements, she more or less guessed something, and asked knowingly: "What's the matter?"

The neither salty nor bland voice stimulated Jiraiya to express his attitude: "I saw it just now, so did you..."

"Is it something?"

"That one?"

"Oh~"

Tsunade's light reply made Jiraiya stunned: "Oh?"

"That's probably what you think."

Tsunade's words were roughly equivalent to directly clarifying the relationship, and Jiraiya was confused.

It was as if it was done deliberately to show Jiraiya to make him give up.

Tsunade approached Aokiji, and before anyone could react to what he was going to do, he took the initiative and kissed her.

Crit!

This scene caused tons of damage to Jiraiya, who had been in unrequited love for many years.

It wasn't until he saw their lips separated that Jiraiya, whose brain had shut down, came back to his senses.

Click.

There was a sound of breaking glass, and he felt like his heart was going to break.

And judging from Tsunade's skillful and ordinary appearance, these two people probably did this kind of thing secretly.

"In broad daylight, in the clear sky, you actually do such an unethical thing." Jiraiya was furious and said incoherently: "Moreover, you actually took the initiative. Where is the reserve of a girl?"

After Tsunade kissed Aokiji on the mouth, the mouth was not enough, so she said she wanted to kiss on the face as well: "I like it, can you control it?"

At this time, even Aokiji was a little embarrassed by Tsunade's bold behavior. She was obviously quite shy at the beginning, but now she is becoming more and more proactive.

Jiraiya moved his mouth, wanting to stop talking, but finally turned into a long sigh: "In the past, people often said that to guard against fire and theft, now I see that they also add guard against companions. I was obviously the one who chased after him first.

Tsunade snorted: "Don't be narcissistic. You talk like I'm yours."

Jiraiya smiled bitterly: "Tsunade, you are really heartless."

Tsunade was straightforward and merciless: "You and I have no love in the first place, how can we talk about love?"

Jiraiya was depressed by Tsunade's venomous words, so he turned to Aokiji for help: "Hey, your girlfriend has such a venomous mouth, can you really control her?"

"It's okay, it's not poisonous, and it's quite soft."

Tsunade pursed her lips and stepped forward to ask, "It's just fine, quite soft?"

"Then let me try it again?"

This time, it was Aoki who took the initiative to kiss him.

Tsunade didn't refuse and closed her eyes.

Seeing this, Jiraiya suffered tons of damage again.

For a moment, he felt uncomfortable and wanted to cry. He looked at Orochimaru with tears in his eyes: "In the end, you are my true companion. Thank you for staying with me single until the end."

Orochimaru suddenly felt offended.

Dodging Jiraiya's embrace, he said, "You cheered up faster than I thought."

"How could you tell that I cheered up quickly? I'm almost crying."

Orochimaru hit the nail on the head: "If you were really sad, you wouldn't be in the mood to tell me this."

Although he didn't want to admit it, Jiraiya didn't seem to be too sad. He glanced at the couple and said, "You two are showing affection. Can you not show affection in front of me? Have you considered my feelings?"

Orochimaru seemed to pat Jiraiya on the shoulder to comfort him, he was used to it.

Jiraiya was startled and realized what was going on: "Wait a minute, did you know this early on?"

"That's right..."

Anyway, now that Aokiji and Tsunade have confessed to Jiraiya, there is no need for Orochimaru to hide them, so confession becomes a natural thing.

For a moment, Jiraiya was depressed. This time he was really depressed. These bastards didn't even take him with them.

"Don't worry about us hiding it from you." Qingzhi sighed: "If I hadn't hit you, we would have wanted to find a girl to match you up, and then tell the truth."

Jiraiya's ears twitched: "Girls, have you found it?"

"No suitable target has been found yet..."

Jiraiya Shiro was excited: "In that case, why do you want me to see you two bitches?"

The man among the lovebirds pondered for a while and said, "Actually, we have been very careful. You should know that feelings are difficult to control."

"Sorry, as a single person, I really don't know about this kind of thing." After Jiraiya complained, he became serious: "Anyway, congratulations to you two."

Aoji was surprised that Jiraiya was so open-minded and cheerful so quickly: "Hey, have you forgiven us yet?"

"After all, you two don't owe me anything, so why should I resent you, right?"

Jiraiya is very clear-headed. He knows that he is just wishful thinking towards Tsunade. Now that the matter has come to this, it is better to make things smooth for the two of them.

Thinking of this, Jiraiya twitched the corner of his mouth slightly: "But even so, I still feel uncomfortable with the fact that you two are hiding me, so..."

Qingzhi was stunned: "So?"

Jiraiya rubbed his hands and said with a wicked smile, "It's understandable that I want to compensate you."

Aoki nodded: "What do you want? Do you want me to teach you the Rasengan?"

"Rasengan? What is that?"

Jiraiya has never seen this thing before.

"A ninjutsu, a close combat ninjutsu."

Jiraiya waved his hands, indicating that he was not interested in this thing: "It sounds interesting, but compared to this, I am more like you, getting another thing from you."

"what."

Aoki couldn't understand him, Rasengan was already the most valuable thing he could teach.

"Pick up girls."

When he said these two words, Jiraiya looked excited and expectant.

Qing Pheasant:......

Jiraiya clasped his hands together and said sincerely: "I want to know what method you used to take Tsunade, a female tyrannosaurus, into your pocket and tame her so obediently."

Hearing that Jiraiya dared to say that about herself, Tsunade was unhappy and waved her fist: "Hey, you're looking for death, right?"

Jiraiya was still more afraid of Tsunade. He hid behind Orochimaru and looked at Aoji with sincerity in his eyes: "Please, Aoji, please teach me the secrets of picking up girls. I can do anything you ask me to do."

"Well, it was actually Tsunade who chased me. Do you believe it?"