Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

Tony and Pepper almost watched as Sherlock took out the huge tome that could kill people and started searching with confidence.

As Sherlock searched, the expression on Sherlock's face gradually became serious, and then gradually began to develop into panic.

In the end, he even looked panicked. He took out countless books that Tony had never seen before and started rummaging through them, as if he was a Chinese medicine doctor who encountered some difficult and complicated diseases.

After a while, Sherlock stopped what he was doing, took a deep breath with a calm expression, and then turned to look at Tony, who was still lying on the bed with his butt sticking out, and said calmly.

"A good news or a bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

After listening to Sherlock's words, Tony, who was originally relatively balanced, swallowed nervously before speaking cautiously.

"What's the good news?"

After hearing Tony's words, Sherlock calmly answered Tony's question.

“The good news is, you don’t have to pay the subsequent terms on the note!”

After hearing Sherlock's words, Tony and Pepper couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths, and Tony even asked with a pale face.

"What about the bad news?"

After hearing Tony's question, it was Sherlock's turn to twitch the corner of his mouth before answering Tony's question.

"I'm sorry. It seems that your disease can only be treated by Muggle methods, which are ordinary people's methods, that is, surgery. People with magic will not get this disease at all!"

It was okay that Sherlock didn't say anything. After saying that, Tony completely broke his guard. He spoke in a quintessential Chinese way and expressed his rejection with curses.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I am Iron Man! I will never let anyone touch my delicate ass! Anyone!!! Oh!!! fxxk!! It hurts!!!"

However, Tony's resistance was suppressed by the pain in his butt before it started. The most important thing was that Tony was agitated just now, and his movements were a little bigger. The pain from his anus made Tony instantly stiffen. Just lie down.

Seeing the emotional Tony, Pepper sighed helplessly, sat next to Tony, held Tony's hand, and said softly.

"No, Tony, put aside that armor. You are just an ordinary person. You will be sick, sad, happy, and excited, so promise me to go to the hospital for treatment, okay?"

After hearing Pepper's words, Tony, who was originally emotional, gradually calmed down. He looked at Pepper next to him, and then at Sherlock, who was standing not far away with a calm face, and made a final struggle.

"You brat, is there really nothing you can do? Magic? Potions? Anything!"

After hearing Tony's question, Sherlock helplessly shook his head and explained to Tony.

The main cause of this disease is actually very simple. It is caused by unclean anus or a bad stomach.

Wizards usually don't have these two problems. Let's talk about bad stomach first. Under normal circumstances, in the early stages of bad stomach, wizards may directly treat it with magic potions because of the surprisingly fast effects of magic potions. , basically you can treat the symptoms of bad stomach immediately after drinking it.

As for the uncleanness of the other's anus, it's even more nonsense. I dare not say anything else. If I can accept it, the wizard can even clean it by pointing the wand at his anus without using anything after every convenience. new.

Sherlock can guarantee that if you clean it with something new, it will definitely be much cleaner than wiping it with anything. The only thing you need to overcome may be your own psychology. After all, this thing always feels weird if it is not wiped.

Under these premises, the only anus disease that wizards have to face is hemorrhoids. After all, this disease is the price of walking upright, and most wizards are a group of people who have to sit in the laboratory all day long. Otaku and Otaku.

Therefore, based on the above situation, the medicine used by wizards to treat hemorrhoids can be said to be extremely advanced. Oral medicine can permanently solve the hidden danger, but basically no one will suffer from Tony's anus disease.

After hearing Sherlock's explanation, Tony fell silent in a rare moment.

The two looked at each other, and for a moment they didn't know what to say.

Silence, just like Cambridge tonight.

In the end, Tony was sent to the hospital by Pepper. As a former patient, Sherlock naturally knew the procedure of this operation. Based on the principle of watching the excitement, Sherlock smiled and used the excuse of accompanying him. passed.

Although Tony was a hundred reluctant, he always felt that Sherlock, the bastard, had evil intentions and seemed to want to see his own entertainment.

Of course, as one of the richest men in the world, Tony would not line up for surgery like ordinary people.

With the help of money, it was natural that the whole process would be treated as VIP. Even the ward was a special care ward that Sherlock had never seen before. If that guy hadn't told him, Sherlock would have thought this was some kind of luxury apartment. Not a ward.

In response to this, Sherlock could only scold the shameless capitalists in his heart while enjoying the big soft sofa in the ward and the accompanying fruits and drinks with peace of mind.

The ward was already over-sized, so naturally the doctor had to be over-sized as well. The inhumane Tony didn't care who the doctor was, and immediately decided that he wanted the best doctor in the hospital and the doctor with the steadiest hands to operate on him.

Despite Pepper's various attempts, Tony couldn't stop Tony from going crazy. In the end, he could only sigh helplessly and let it go.

After all, this is considered a minor surgery, and it is an infection surgery. It does not require a sterile environment and is not fatal, so I just went with Tony's idea.

After all, as a genius or a rich man, you have some quirks, and the hospital is not surprised.

Of course, aside from these requirements, Tony also requires that everyone who comes into contact with him throughout the process needs to sign a confidentiality agreement and cannot disclose the information about his surgery to anyone.

Even if Tony didn't tell the hospital, they would have solved this problem. Now it's just that Tony's confidentiality agreement is more stringent. As a hospital that has seen great storms, it is natural that he agrees with it.

After getting everything done, Tony entered the inspection process. The difference from before Sherlock traveled through time was that Sherlock ran up and down to do the inspection dragging his painful ass.

But thanks to Tony's money, all examinations were completed in the ward.

Of course, not a single step is missing, including skin preparation and GC. Sherlock was so embarrassed when he went through all this, but Sherlock is laughing so happily now.

Especially after the guan chang, Tony ran to the bathroom and howled while emptying his stomach, which made Sherlock laugh so hard that he didn't faint on the sofa.

Of course, this is not what shocks Sherlock the most. What really makes Sherlock speechless is Tony's money-making ability. With the blessing of money-making ability, Tony has indeed arranged for the best doctor in the hospital, and this doctor I still know Sherlock!

Stephen Strange! ! ! !

Damn it, aren't you a neurosurgeon? Damn Tony, this belongs to the anorectal department! ! !