Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

The good old captain looked like a scumbag who was about to abandon his wife and son, which naturally aroused Sherlock's great interest. In the end, Sherlock couldn't restrain his curiosity and began to question Hawkeye, the only honest man in the team.

In the end, Sherlock got the reason from Hawkeye as to why the captain became like this, which is also very funny.

The appearance of Sherlock's flying broomstick can be said to have caused an uproar within S.H.I.E.L.D., especially after Hawkeye openly listed Sherlock's flying broomstick as his regular equipment.

Not to mention the Hydra hidden in S.H.I.E.L.D., even Black Braised Egg himself is very interested in this flying broom.

But it would be a fantasy to take this thing back from Hawkeye and study it. Hawkeye, who has been with SHIELD for such a long time, naturally has his own way of dealing with such situations.

Every time he talks about this matter, Hawkeye is either on a mission or on vacation, giving SHIELD no chance at all.

As the saying goes, what you don't get makes you more commotion. Gradually, the speculations about flying broomsticks began to become more and more outrageous.

Theories such as the principle of flying broomsticks using space distortion began to spread in the science department within Serpentis and Shield, and became stronger and stronger.

Maybe everyone still doesn’t understand why this group of scientists are so fanatical, because according to their speculation, this so-called basic law of space distortion operation also has a famous name, called the curvature engine!

Watching the internal public opinion spread, but Hawkeye was still unwilling to hand over the flying broom, the good old captain finally took action and "lent" his flying broom to Black Braised Egg for research.

Note, it’s “borrow”!

After all, according to the captain, his fighting style is really not compatible with this flying broomstick. Just thinking about the scene of the captain riding a flying broom and charging towards the enemy with a shield can make people feel goosebumps all over their body.

If this scene was released, the captain would probably collapse in a matter of minutes.

Therefore, there is actually no psychological burden on "loaning" his flying broom to his friend Captain Hawkeye.

But the captain obviously underestimated the bottom line of SHIELD or Hydra, and the group of Hydra and SHIELD scientists also obviously underestimated the anti-theft level of the Magic Broom Manufacturing Company, and the story began to get out of control. direction has developed.

At first, the scientists really just wanted to scan it, but the results of the scans from more than a dozen top scientific instruments were that it was a well-carved stick with some brass parts and some architectural parts on it. Something with unusually neat branches.

In summary, it is a beautifully made, ordinary broom.

The scientists who did not believe in evil, after asking the team leader how to use it, randomly grabbed a researcher and sat on a broom floating in the air to scan again.

The conclusion drawn this time is that a female Chordata, Mammalia, Primates, Hominidae, Homo sapiens, was riding on a well-carved stick floating in the air for unknown reasons, with something on it. There are some brass parts, as well as some unusually neat tree branches.

In summary, nothing has been researched at all!

In desperation, the group of scientists belonging to Hydra could no longer sit still and made a decision privately to dismantle it and take a look!

But they obviously underestimated the anti-counterfeiting methods of the Flying Broomstick Company. You must know that everything in the world of Harry Potter is very Buddhist. The only thing that gets involved is this group of Flying Broomstick Company. They are always there. Pursuing the highest and fastest, naturally also attaches great importance to the confidentiality of its own technology.

After this group of scientists disassembled the flying broom and even used a microscope, the result was still a stick, a pile of branches, and a few brass parts.

Not to mention magic, not even a mysterious symbol was found on the flying broom.

In desperation, we can only restore it as it is.

But the problem also arises. Although this group of scientists even restored a small screw to its original state by twisting a few turns, for some reason, the originally good flying broom has turned into the most ordinary broom. The original magical ability to fly!

You know, this thing was "borrowed" by their captain!

Hydra ruthlessly passed the blame to Hei Lu Dan. Faced with this situation, Hei Lu Dan also had a black line on his forehead. His first reaction was to find someone to fix it. In his opinion, he could fix this. There is only one person who can play tricks, and that is the mysterious wizard.

There are only two people who can contact the wizard, one is the naughty boy Sherlock, and the other is Iron Man Tony.

Black Braised Egg went to Iron Man without hesitation.

But who would have thought that after explaining his purpose, Tony just twisted his lips and used the same deceptive story that Sherlock had used at his widow's mother's house.

Dumbledore, Grindelwald, Hermione and her two useless men, as well as the black braised egg fooled by the village-level terrorist who was showing off green lights everywhere, were stunned for a moment.

In order to make Hei Lu Dan believe it, he even called Sherlock. When Sherlock heard this, he thought, hey, he saw a living ghost. Is there anyone here to accept the deception? That was even more shameless and directly gave Voldemort's name.

Sherlock thought he was in charge of killing and not burying him, so he would just forget about it after the deception was over, but the black braised egg could not be forgotten.

Black Braised Egg was also very angry. After all, the wizard was too mysterious. This time it was rare to know the information about the wizard, and the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. began to operate at full capacity.

In less than a week, more than 3000 Dumbledores, more than 2000 Grindelwalds, and more than 5000 Hermiones were found around the world.

However, Dumbledore and Grindelwald, who are considered to be old men, only have about 200 people in total, and Hermione, who is a little girl, only has about 1000 people.

The number of people who are consistent with Dumbledore and Grindelwald being in love is 0, and the number of people who are getting back together with two useless men is also 0.

The furious SHIELD began to study the village-level terrorist with green light again.

For a time, it can be said that terrorists all over the world suffered. Countless terrorists were wiped out by the ruthless S.H.I.E.L.D.

Don't tell me, SHIELD actually found a village-level terrorist whose codename was Voldemort. The most important thing is that this guy's name is Tom Marvolo Riddle.

That's right, it's the name of the noseless guy who likes hey hey. It's a dream collaboration.

Then, under the torture of SHIELD and Hydra, this unlucky guy experienced almost all the torture methods used by mankind from ancient times to the present.

The most important thing is that both SHIELD and Hydra are constantly asking this guy to take a look at the green light, which makes this unlucky guy want to die.

Of course, the final result can only be that SHIELD gets nothing. In the end, Black Braised Egg shamelessly returned the flying broom that had been turned into an ordinary broom to the captain.

The captain already felt guilty when he found out that the magic item Sherlock spent a lot of money to give him was damaged. Especially when he found out that SHIELD had also investigated his comrade-in-arms wizard, he became even more guilty in an instant. .

Especially after knowing that the relationship between the wizard and Sherlock was excellent, the captain felt guilty about facing his comrades and friends, so he didn't know how to face Sherlock.

That's why when facing Sherlock's call, he acted like there was a dog outside.

To be honest, when Sherlock learned these things from Hawkeye, the guy couldn't hold back his laughter, especially the unlucky guy with the same name as Voldemort. Sherlock could only give this unlucky guy a fight with one hand. A 6 already.

This guy is really not afraid of death. He dares to give himself such unlucky nicknames as Voldemort. The most important thing is that when he thinks about the origin of Voldemort's title, the corners of Sherlock's mouth can't help but start to curl up.

Good guy, are all the village-level terrorists today so good-for-nothing?