Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

Seeing that the old men began to surround him, even Sherlock, who had received certain military training, could see that these old men had tactics.

The younger and stronger ones are the main attackers, dealing with Sherlock head-on, while the rest serve as assistants, dealing with Sherlock from the side.

Even for fear of insufficient side strength, the number of people on the sides was far greater than the number of people on the front.

Seeing that if he didn't explain, he would not necessarily encounter something, Sherlock could only weakly raise his hand. As soon as he spoke Chinese with a hint of Northeastern accent, the scene suddenly changed. It got quiet.

"Well, gentlemen, let's just say, is there a possibility that I just want to enjoy your itinerary and explanation for free, and there is no other meaning?"

Sherlock's words made the scene quiet for several minutes. No one knew how to react next. Even Sherlock was embarrassed and didn't know how to react.

After all, those uncles and aunts did not shy away from Sherlock when they communicated. They communicated all the time in Chinese. Who would have thought that Sherlock could understand Chinese? Wasn't this fucking conspiracy loud?

Sherlock was also very embarrassed. Although he heard the loud conspiracies of the aunts, Sherlock, who just wanted to rub it in, had no intention of revealing it. The best situation was that everything would be fine.

That is to say, seeing that the elders were about to take action, and if he didn't explain, it might be a melee, Sherlock finally spoke.

But what happened after he spoke was something Sherlock didn't expect.

After a while, an aunt seemed to react and screamed in surprise.

"Old Liu! Old Liu!! Did you hear that this foreigner is talking nonsense!!"

As soon as the aunt said these words, Sherlock couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. There were so many flaws that Sherlock didn't know where to start.

Fortunately, Sherlock's mouth reacted faster than his brain. As soon as the aunt finished speaking, even the old man named Lao Liu didn't react, and Sherlock started complaining directly.

"What, aunt, we are just asking, is there a possibility? In this situation, you are the foreigners!"

Following Sherlock's complaint, the originally tense atmosphere suddenly became cheerful. Only the aunt just now scratched her head in embarrassment.

Seeing that Sherlock's Chinese-speaking uncle and aunt became more active, they pulled Sherlock along and started chatting while the tour group was walking around.

One of the uncles, in particular, pulled Sherlock to complain during the transition.

"Guawazi, believe me, your Chinese teacher is not good at teaching you dialect! If you want to find one, you have to find a Chinese teacher like me who can teach you standard Chinese!"

Listening to the uncle's standard Trump speech, Sherlock felt like crying. He really wanted to tell this uncle that he learned Chinese from his mother before he traveled through time!

And uncle, do you really not know that you are speaking authentic Trump, not standard Mandarin?

Although Sherlock was already complaining crazily in his heart, on the surface Sherlock still agreed like a good baby. After all, he was trying to take advantage of others' travel plans, so it was better not to make it too public.

Naturally, the communication between the aunts and uncles and Sherlock could not escape the attention of the tour guide, but the instructor did not say anything.

Although it is very annoying to be prostituted for free, after all, as a local foreigner, Sherlock can also speak Chinese and can take on part of the translation work, and as a local, he can also ensure the safety of the tour group to a certain extent. My sister has no reason to refuse.

In this way, Sherlock managed to get a seat on the bus after getting acquainted with these adults and aunts, and started his pleasant trip to Washington with these adults and aunts.

The only person who feels acclimatized is the driver.

Although the driver was also a Chinese-American, he was a native-born Chinese-American here in the United States after all. He watched as these fellow villagers brought in a blond and blue-eyed foreigner.

In the car, this foreigner sang all kinds of songs about the motherland with these uncles and aunties in a serious manner, singing songs such as unity is strength, and even occasionally shouted slogans such as down imperialism and capitalism when he got excited.

No matter how I look at this, I feel that it is outrageous.

Of course, all this is not without cost for Sherlock, especially when these uncles and aunts know that Sherlock is still single.

It also mobilized traditional entertainment skills to provide one-stop services for marriage promotion and partner introduction.

This guy frightened Sherlock. Damn it, I have changed my world. How can I not escape the destruction of the marriage-rushing army?

That guy, this granddaughter, that daughter kept introducing Sherlock, which made Sherlock want to cry.

You must know that if Sherlock's business is in China, none of them will be sentenced to less than ten years in prison. Even if they report truthfully, they may not be able to enter the country.

In this situation, what kind of partner is there? What's more, Sherlock himself doesn't think about dating. Anna's shadow on Sherlock is really too huge.

Seeing that Sherlock seemed to be uninterested in the blind date requests from these aunts, the aunts and uncles immediately changed their minds and started to bring the tour guide and Sherlock together.

This time it was the tour guide's turn to panic. What are you doing? Did you lose your nationality in the last class? He quickly said that he had a boyfriend, and this group of uncles and aunties calmed down.

Sherlock finally breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, these aunts and uncles did not speak English. Even if there was even one among them who could speak English, Sherlock would not be able to escape the fate of being on a blind date.

What? Where did the blind date come from? Aren’t the streets full of beautiful young ladies?

After escaping this difficulty, Sherlock's travels finally became normal. Apart from other things, Sherlock was quite used to the way domestic tour groups used to sleep in the car, stop to pee, and get off to take pictures. .

Maybe it’s because I traveled like this in my previous life?

Of course, Sherlock is not a free-for-all, and he also showed his local characteristics when buying souvenirs. Everyone in the tour group received a small gift from Sherlock, even the driver.

Of course, since there are people in the tour group, there are also people around Sherlock. The black widows are simple souvenirs, and the two lolita are two luxury wallets.

What is worth mentioning is the things Sherlock bought for his five uncles. They all bought women's products, including cosmetics, lipstick, and bags.

As for why they chose this way, the reason is very simple. You can't expect those five tough men like steel bars to give any normal gifts to the black widows who flirt with them.

Don't ask Sherlock how he knew, Xiaoqiang still has a pink carved Glock 17 pistol in the drawer, with a woman's name engraved on the ivory handle.

Every time the gun was mentioned, Price's liquor stash was bound to suffer.

Xiaoqiang will also appear at the training ground the next day wearing Prestige sunglasses (dark circles under his eyes).