Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

To be honest, Sherlock was very happy when he heard Thor say that he had a plan. How should I put it, there was a pig of his own that could not only eat cabbage, but also had a brain.

Sherlock put on a 'please begin your performance. ’ expression, looking at Thor expectantly.

Thor didn't do any ink, and immediately explained his so-called 'plan' to Sherlock. Originally, Sherlock still looked at Thor expectantly, wanting to hear how the child's brain looked like.

But after Thor revealed his plan, Sherlock's expression gradually became strange.

Thor's plan is very simple. First, Thor learned the story of the dark elves from his mother Frigga, and also learned what the ether particles that the dark elves refer to are.

Based on this, Saul planned several steps to save Jane.

The first step was to collect where the dark elves were entrenched in the Nine Realms. Thor already knew this through his mother's mouth.

In the second step, Thor took Sherlock and Jane and went directly to the Dark Elf's lair through the Rainbow Bridge while his father was not paying attention.

The third step is to start hammering directly.

The fourth step is to give the dark elf a hammer and ask the dark elf to remove the ether particles from Jane's body in a way that does not harm Jane.

The fifth step is to get everything done and Thor and Sherlock return to Asgard with the ether particles and Jane who has returned to normal.

After Thor finished talking to Sherlock, Sherlock looked like an old man on the subway. Good guy, do you want to know what you are talking about?

Hammer directly? Are you still fucking honest?

All I can say is that you planned well, and I hope you won’t make any plans next time.

I'm afraid you have forgotten that you are a carbon-based creature, you are not a machine, and you have physical limits!

If the number of dark elves is really large, they can kill you by just wasting them. If there are too many ants, they can even kill an elephant.

Forget about you, Maxim, who is known as a cavalry harvester and part-time kettle-burner, also has a layer of water-cooling buff. If faced with the human sea tactic, even if ammunition is not considered, it will end up being smoothed by the line and water-burned. The result is that it is eventually scrapped.

Even if Thor is a powerful Æsir, a child of the god-king Odin, and blessed with artifacts like the Meow Hammer, Sherlock absolutely does not believe that Thor can outlast Maxim, who has unlimited ammunition.

The most important thing is, you have to say that this plan is not perfect, Thor is still looking at Sherlock with pride, as if he is very satisfied with his plan.

Sherlock looked at the proud Thor and sighed helplessly. He originally thought that the child had finally grown a brain and the muscles in his head had finally receded a little, but now it seems that Sherlock still thinks a little too much. .

The most important thing is that Sherlock had an indescribable expression on his face. Thor seemed to not notice it and chased Sherlock repeatedly asking if it was a good plan.

Sherlock is now more and more certain of one thing. His mother-in-law Thor is definitely not the biological child of Odin and Frigga. That guy has not inherited any of Frigga's emotional intelligence and Odin's IQ. ah.

Compared to Thor, Sherlock even thinks that Loki is more like the biological child of Odin and Frigga. Although this guy is a bit arrogant and arrogant, at least he has an IQ!

Looking at Sherlock with a speechless expression, Thor grabbed Sherlock's shoulders and shook him.

"How about it? Sherlock, my plan is perfect, right? I'll go find Jane now, let's set off immediately?"

After Thor finished speaking, he immediately wanted to drag Sherlock to find Jane and implement the so-called 'perfect plan'. Fortunately, Sherlock reacted quickly and grabbed Thor who was about to turn around.

When Thor turned around and looked at Sherlock with a confused look on his face, Sherlock's expression of contempt on his face was undisguised as he stared at Thor with contempt and replied.

"Saul, tell me honestly, are you carrying big tumors on your shoulders? Can this thing be called a fucking plan? Can you use a little wisdom?

Okay, even if your plan can be executed, have you thought about the number of people you are fighting against? How many people can you fight? If they were to attack you, how long could you hold on? "

Sherlock pointed at Thor's face and spat out crazy words. After a while, Thor lowered his head with a look of shame, as if he had been trained to mistreat a dog.

In the end, Sherlock couldn't stand it anymore and took the initiative to tell Thor about what might happen in the future.

Facing Sherlock's story, Thor obviously didn't believe it at all. What? Will the Dark Elves invade Asgard? What? Will his mother die at the hands of the leader of the dark elves?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

I, the majestic Asgardian, the Lord of the Nine Realms, can be invaded by a race that was defeated by my grandfather during his time? What big joke are you kidding?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

And you said you could predict? Don't be kidding, looking at all the nine magicians, from his mother to those who have just learned magic, Thor has never heard of a magician saying that he can prophesy.

Seeing the disbelief on Thor's face, Sherlock couldn't bear it anymore, so he took out his wand with his backhand and waved it in front of Thor's eyes repeatedly.

Until Thor couldn't stand it anymore, he slapped Sherlock's hand holding the wand away in front of his eyes, and asked Sherlock, "Why are you dangling a small broken stick in front of my eyes?"

Sherlock finally couldn't stand it anymore, so he raised his hand and cast a silencing spell on Thor. Seeing Thor's frightened face, he kept touching his mouth, which opened and closed but could not make any sound. Then Sherlock nodded with satisfaction. nod.

Then he transformed in front of Thor, turning into what he looked like when he participated in the Battle of New York.

Then Sherlock watched almost helplessly as Thor, a big muscular man, performed a vivid wave of stunned, dumbfounded, surprised, stunned, and dumbfounded for him.

Note that these idioms do not describe a state, but a process.

That's right, Sol's CPU almost burned out in the end and he didn't even understand why his good brother suddenly became his good comrade-in-arms?

Saul said I didn't understand, but I was shocked.

But even so, Thor still didn't believe a word of the so-called 'prophecies' that Sherlock said.

Looking at Thor, who was unable to get enough of anything, Sherlock experienced for the first time in his two lives the difficulty of raising a child, and at the same time he also understood the difficulty of Odin.

Right now, Sherlock only had one thought in his mind, this naughty child is so damn difficult to take care of! ! !