Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

Sherlock was a little annoyed and took out the mobile phone that Tony had modified so that even the mobile phone designer could not recognize it from his trouser pocket. Sherlock wanted to see who was desperately ruining his image in the eyes of his apprentice.

After seeing the caller ID on the phone screen clearly, Sherlock almost cursed.

Obviously, the mobile phone number displayed above is not Yingjiang’s mobile phone number at all. In other words, this thing is probably an overseas phone number!

As for Yingjiang, overseas phone calls can be directly classified as fraudulent calls without any need to judge!

Yes, you read that right, it’s a scam call.

You must know that Yingjiang on the other side of the ocean does not care whether you will be scammed or not. They have also developed an anti-fraud app to help you block these scam calls, so there are so many scam calls here!

You have to know that in Yingjiang, let alone calls from unknown sources, even if they are really official calls, people here in Yingjiang will just hang up or not believe them, rather than believe the words of these calls. , the people here in Yingjiang are more willing to believe the bills sent by mail.

Of course these are all for a reason!

As we all know, capital is in power here in Yingjiang, and everyone knows that capital is seeking profits. Therefore, in order to save costs, many companies or governments in Yingjiang outsource the telephone service business.

In order to reduce costs, those call centers that have obtained outsourcing jobs naturally need to find a group of people whose native language is English but whose wages are relatively cheap to answer the calls.

And soon, this group of capitalists targeted a group of people, our third brother!

You must know that not everyone can do the job of telephone customer service. You need to frequently deal with angry customers. In many cases, fxxk is the most common word in calls.

Therefore, the third brother, who has a low social status in Yingjiang, has a relatively good temper, and even speaks English as his native language, became the best candidate for this group of capital.

This also leads to a very serious problem. As long as you call the official customer service, all you can hear is either a robotic AI voice, or a strong curry-scented voice speaking Indian English. elder brother.

So gradually, telephone customer service has basically become a channel for customers who encounter problems to complain. Anyway, I can't understand what those third brothers say, so I just scold them.

But no one thought that such a situation would give birth to a black industry, phone fraud!

Some of the third brothers on the other side of the world looked at it and thought, oh, my fellow countryman can work as a customer service person here in Yingjiang. The same curry-flavored English is what am I missing?

As a result, the phone fraud industry for Yingjiang has sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain.

Up to now, as long as the number displayed on the caller has not been saved by himself, and coupled with a strong curry-flavored accent, the still sober people here in Yingjiang will basically spit and hang up.

No one would really believe that this was an official phone call. Instead of believing in such a phone call, it would be more reliable to wait for the bill to be mailed to me.

Therefore, Sherlock felt that there was nothing wrong with him hanging up the phone, and he was even a little bit cursed.

"This group of damn liars actually disturbed my master's high image in the hearts of my apprentices. Damn it! Okay, Wanda, forget what happened just now and let's continue with the next lesson!"

Sherlock made a little joke and was about to continue teaching Wanda, who looked strange.

How should I put it? In Wanda’s opinion, Sherlock might as well not explain it. Wanda always had the feeling that Sherlock was trying to hide himself!

Just as Sherlock picked up the book and was about to start speaking again, the phone ringing that made Sherlock feel ashamed once again rang.

"Let's learn to meow together,

Meow, meow, meow together.

Act like a baby in front of you,

Ouch meow meow meow meow.

......"

The cute and cute voices of the two lolita echoed in the classroom again, and as a direct result, Wanda looked at Sherlock in an even weirder way.

This time, Sherlock could be said to have been immediately impressed. He threw the book down fiercely, took out his cell phone, and answered the call before the lyrics reached the most shameful part.

He answered the phone, but it was obvious that Sherlock had no intention of speaking to the other party and just started talking a lot.

"Loved. Don't date. Lan Xiang. Save my mother. Save my mother. Don't regret it. I can't do this question. I have something to do tomorrow. I've lost weight before. Not a Virgo. I don't have much money left. I haven't finished my homework.

Don't know about Amway. Drink yogurt and lick the lid. Eat potato chips without licking your fingers. I don’t know why pigeons are so big. The force exerted by the slap on the face just now was 32.2 N. The area of ​​the psychological shadow caused by the harm I caused to you at this moment is about 9 square centimeters.

It only takes 2.7 seconds to jump from here. The probability of falling to death is 92.4%, and the probability of being disabled is 7.58%. The miraculous solution to being safe includes but is not limited to: someone below will support you and a strong wind will blow you away.

I've said everything that needs to be said, do you have any questions? If not, I'll hang up. Seriously, instead of calling me here, why don't you just find a class and earn some money to change your curry-flavored accent! "

After saying that, Sherlock hung up the phone directly, without giving the other person a chance to speak.

At this time, on the other end of the phone, among the Kama Taj, Wang was holding the phone in confusion, his head full of questions and he was motionless as he listened to the busy signal coming from the phone.

After a while, Lao Wang finally processed the information that Sherlock wanted to express in the paragraph just now at the cost of almost overloading the CPU.

"Good guy! Did her mother think that I was a liar? The most annoying thing is that after knowing each other for so long, this bastard Sherlock didn't save his phone number?"

What is unbearable is unbearable. My uncle can bear it, but my aunt cannot! In addition, Sherlock had just cheated him out of his meal money not long ago. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, so he stopped calling immediately, stuffed the phone into his trouser pocket, and said with a dark face. Walk towards the temple portal inside Kama Taj.

After arriving directly at the New York Temple through the portal, Wang opened a portal without any hesitation.

The moment the portal opened, Wang kicked directly into the door, then rolled up his sleeves and rushed in fiercely.

"Have you ever fallen in love, right? Baoda, right? Shadow area, right? Find a class, right? I'll fucking beat you to death!"

The king's roar was directly transmitted to the New York Temple through the portal. After hearing the screams and the king's roar in the portal, although the mage in the New York Temple was full of fear for the person on the other side of the portal. Curious, but no one dared to step forward to see what happened.

After all, anyone who can make an honest man like Wang angry must not be a good person. You will know it if you listen to what the screaming voice said.

"Asshole, you don't have martial ethics to conduct a sneak attack! Ah~~~"

But this can't be blamed on Sherlock, right? After all, even if he beat Sherlock to death, he wouldn't have thought that the way Kama Taj's people informed him would be so, um, down-to-earth?