Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

Unlike the Wanda siblings who were exhausted physically every day, the captain could be said to be simply mentally tired.

How tired are you? Even the captain, a moral standard who never utters curse words, can't help but say "Mad Baka"! Even the captain never thought that dealing with those dirty, greedy and despicable politicians, who were like maggots with evil hearts, would be such a troublesome thing!

The origin of the matter begins after the Sokovia incident.

After Tony announced his separation from the Avengers and became a serious hands-off shopkeeper, except for the expansion of the venue, basically all the remaining matters were handed over to the captain.

It can be said that Sokovia succeeds and loses in Sokovia. Although the appearance of Sherlock has prevented the evil-minded maggots from using Sokovia as a reason to recruit the Avengers, Sherlock The big scene that happened actually frightened those evil-minded maggots!

This is the population of a city. There are actually people among the Avengers who can silently control the population of a city like a machine, quickly evacuating accurately, efficiently, and without any confusion.

And it didn't cause any chaos after the evacuation. Even after returning, except for the time difference, everyone can continue to do what they did before being controlled without any impact.

Does this mean that the Avengers can also control them to do some shady things quietly, or directly launch nuclear bombs all over the world?

It can only be said that nobility is the epitaph of the noble, and despicability is the passport of the despicable. This saying is not wrong at all.

Those black-hearted maggots always like to impose their own set of moral standards that can rewrite ordinary people's outlook on all things and people they encounter, without taking into account the nature of the matter or the thoughts of the parties involved. .

Therefore, under the control of those evil-minded maggots, the government directly stopped the Avengers' actions and stated that the remaining Hydra remnants would be dispatched by the government to wipe out the remaining members.

The captain didn't say anything after hearing the news, he just had a bad attitude.

It doesn't matter, it's time to rest. Anyway, Loki's scepter, which the Avengers value most, has been returned. It's great that the remaining little Kalami doesn't have to intervene himself.

Just time to train the new Avengers rookies!

With this idea in mind, the captain started training for newcomers, and then the captain began to feel heartbroken.

Let’s talk about the person who upsets the captain the most. Without a doubt, Quicksilver!

This guy is amazing. As long as he doesn't use his abilities, no one can beat him! But as long as he uses his abilities, no one can beat him! It gives the captain a headache!

What's even more troublesome is the kid's educational level. You must know that Kuaiyin grew up in Hydra's laboratory. At most, he only has an elementary school bachelor's degree. The three views in his mind are different from those of normal people. Same!

So in a helpless situation, after Sherlock led Wanda to leave his training ground and go to Karma Taj, the captain arranged a series of courses for Quicksilver.

Cultural classes, ideological classes, physical classes, fighting classes, it can be said that everything the captain can think of has been arranged for Kuaiyin.

Another person who gives the captain a headache like Quicksilver is Vision. Unlike Quicksilver, the captain really doesn't know how to arrange Vision.

Let's talk about cultural classes. I have inherited all of Jarvis's memories. Jarvis was Tony's number one experimental assistant at one time. He knows knowledge, let alone a doctorate level. A master's degree or something like that is more than enough. .

As for fighting and physical strength, let alone odd or even. Don't forget, he has a body made of serious vibranium. I don't dare to say anything else. Just standing there and letting you deal damage to him is enough to hurt Vision. Not to mention that there is an infinity stone on his head that can be used to attack.

Not to mention ideological lessons, you must know that Vision has been certified by Meowth Hammer. He is absolutely great and upright in his heart and is full of positive energy. Otherwise, it would be impossible to pick up Meowth Hammer.

So in desperation, the captain finally had no choice but to ask Sister Widow and Hawkeye to stand up to Vision and teach him some more human common sense and some worldly ways.

After all, Vision's predecessor was Jarvis, which resulted in Vision retaining many of Jarvis' habits as an artificial intelligence. The most famous one is that he never likes to walk through doors!

I often enter the house directly through the wall, without any emotions such as embarrassment or embarrassment, and I am even a little confused about gender.

Among the entire Avengers rookies, the only one who can be said to make the captain feel very comforted is Antonia, who is nominally the apprentice of the widowed sister, but is actually taught by the three captains of Hawkeye and widowed sisters.

Apart from being unable to keep up with the captain in physical fitness, Antonia is not much different from the captain in terms of combat skills and combat experience. She can even learn and use the skills of Hawkeye and Widow Sister during the battle.

It is no exaggeration to say that if Antonia used the cyber prosthesis with the mantis knife jointly built by Sherlock and Tony, even the fight with the captain would be 50-50.

The captain was extremely happy about this, and even looked at Antonia with a filter in his eyes in contrast to the two tiring things Quicksilver and Vision.

He even risked his old face to find Tony, and used the vibranium he got back in Sokovia to make a foldable small buckler for Antonia.

Of course, just saying this is far from making the captain feel tired. What made the captain feel most tired was what happened after Sherlock came back.

The reason is still the things about Hydra. You must know that the people of Hydra can be said to be a bunch of rookies in front of the Avengers, but among a group of millipedes, they are full of elites.

What's more, Hydra's packaging is more than one level higher than that of ordinary millipedes.

The casualty ratio of those soldiers who were sent out to exterminate Hydra by evil maggots has always been high under such a weapon generation gap, not to mention the pensions afterwards, the wages and weapons of those who participated in the war. of consumed.

It can be said that the wailing sound of the wallets of those Congressmen can be heard from a long distance away.

After thinking about it, the evil-minded maggots turned their attention to the Avengers again, hoping that the Avengers would come out and continue to fight against Hydra's honorary personnel.

This captain is so angry, my dear, am I, the Avenger, an inconvenience? Can you come and go at a moment's notice?

What's more, it's a Hydra that kills without batting an eyelid and must use humans for experiments!

So, you have to add money!

That's right, the captain started charging those evil-minded maggots at the suggestion of the widowed sister! The charging standard is not high, only half of the collection of all weapon consumption and pensions!

But one thing is that if they see something dangerous, the Avengers have the right to confiscate it. As for the remaining technical information and so on, if the Avengers are not interested, they can hand it all over to those evil-hearted maggots.

When those evil-hearted maggots heard this, they immediately said, deal! He took out a bunch of contracts on the spot and said that he wanted to sign the contract on the spot and stamp it with the official seal.

For those evil-hearted maggots, they wish they were like this. The simple employment relationship is really wonderful!

Although after the contract was officially signed, both parties knew that this contract was of no use. If you think about it, you would be disgusted if this contract was used to wipe your butt, let alone the other contents in it.

As for trust? Are you kidding, you expect to gain trust with just a few pieces of paper?

Don't be kidding, it's just a fig leaf above the turbulent undercurrent!