Tomb Raiders Notes: If Innocence Had a Brother

My name is Wu Kang, and I have a secret. In fact, I was a woman in my previous life, and then I woke up to a strange ceiling. I know many people don't know this joke, but I still want to say eva is the best.

In fact, I have a big secret, that is, my brother’s surname is also Wu. He graduated from the Department of Architecture. He has an uncle and a third uncle. After graduating from college, he opened an antique shop in Xilingshe, Hefang Street.

When I was a baby, I learned that I had a brother named Wu Xie. As for whether it is the original and genuine Wu Xie, I doubt it.

Then I learned that there was a second uncle and a third uncle.

When I was being held in my arms and chewing my fingers, the man squatting in front of me teased me, "Call me uncle." No, who are you, handsome guy?

I was held by the nanny and watched Wu Xiaoxie playing with Little Flower Sister, and reading Little Flower Sister with me. Of course, this sister is just Wu Xiaoxie's wishful thinking.

Boys are more naughty and wear dark-colored clothes that are resistant to stains. Our little flower is wearing a sky blue top, has a slap-shaped face, big eyes, doesn’t like to make noises, speaks softly, and always smiles gently at people. How can someone be mistaken for a girl?

One day, I heard Wu Xiaoxie shout happily: "Xiaohua, I want to marry you when I grow up."

I was so excited at the time that I showed a smile that changed from joy to relief.

Wu Xiaoxie, just wait, you will know the changes of women, and Xiaohua will grow into a man in a few years.

Of course, I would have laughed longer if the saliva hadn't burst. It's understandable that when a child is teething, the saliva will overflow a little.

Every day, the two children were laughing and joking in the yard, and Wu Xiaoxie was always scolded for being too naughty. I'm still drooling. After some time, Xiaohua said goodbye to everyone and embarked on the journey back to Beijing. Wu Xiaoxie held the person's hand reluctantly.

The yard became a lot quieter. I remembered that Xiaohua became the head of the family when she was eight or nine years old.

"Mom, look, my brother is in a daze again." I slapped Wu Xiaoxie on the face.

If you digitize the attack, you see:

Wu Xiaokang (child version): Launch an attack on [Wu Xiaoxie].

Wu Xiaoxie (child version): HP [100/100] when attacked.

The level difference is huge and the attack is silenced.

"Mom, Xiao Kangkang always laughs and drools when he sees me playing with Xiaohua." The young Wu Xiaoxie expressed his concern for his younger brother and baptized me with caring eyes.

After that, Wu Xie thrived under the joint care of his father, second uncle, and third uncle.

Now I am a college student, a college student who doesn’t have many classes and goes to school in Hangzhou.

I have an older brother, Wu Xie, who was described by netizens in my previous life as: gentle and restrained, with a bookish temperament, who will rise when the coffin is opened and collapse wherever he goes.

Thank you for the invitation. I am at Xilengshe on Hefang Street. The store is very cool and the lounge chairs are very comfortable.

"Brother, please take me to eat hot pot tonight." He turned over the travel notes in his hand boredly, chatting with Wu Xie over and over again.

"I won't go." Wu Xie firmly refused.

"I've had hot pot three times a week, and you can't even bear to order the mandarin duck pot. It's not a blessing to enjoy it." He pointed at the blisters on his mouth and rolled his eyes.

I nodded, "Don't tell me, your lips are pimpled together and it looks like European and American thick lips."

Wu Xie looked at the diary in his hand angrily. The grandfather's notes that run through the entire "Tomb Robbery Notes" are referred to as "notes in notes".

"Do you accept rubbings here?"

This sentence is similar to the sentence "I recognize this sister." "Fellow Taoist, please stay." and "The master was captured by a monster."

I took a closer look at an old man who was wearing quite simple clothes. Seeing me staring at him intently, he smiled at me nervously and saw that the big gold teeth in his mouth were not gone.

I was secretly excited.

Wu Xie didn't want to talk to the old man with golden teeth, because he felt that this man was unreliable. After chatting for a while, he wanted to invite people out. He glanced at Wu Kang, who was screaming on the chair with Boneless, and turned to the waiter behind the counter and shouted: "Wang Meng, see you off."

Poor Wang Meng couldn't even sleep well at work.

The old man with golden teeth was so shameless that he held on to the doorpost. Wu Xie reached out and tugged on him, while Wang Meng stood aside in embarrassment. Let me tell you, if Big Gold Tooth lay down in front of the store today, Wu Xie would not be able to do business today.

Da Jinya planned to stay here, pushing Wu Laogou and Lao Itch out in turns, saying nothing and not leaving. After a while, everyone was on their backs, but Big Gold Tooth still sat firmly in the store.

Looking at the rubbings in front of me, specifically called Warring States Silk Books, I leaned my head over and looked at it carefully. Wu Xie stretched out his hand and pushed my head aside. "Little brats understand what they see, so don't make trouble."

I followed the force and sat on the chair for a while, letting out a contented sigh, which attracted the attention of the three people in the store.

Oh, this is the first hole dug by the third uncle of the Southern School. It is of historical significance. I have witnessed history. How to express the joy in it to outsiders?

Haosheng sent Jinya away, and Wu Xie studied the silk book for a while, dazed for a while. When Wu Xie was closing in the middle of the night, he received a text message from his third uncle. "There is a mole, terminate the transaction." No, I'm sorry for being complicit. "Nine o'clock corneye yellow sand." followed by another text message. "Dragon Backbone, come quickly."

"Brother, can you have dinner at Third Uncle's place?" Sitting on Wu Xie's little golden cup, knowing that Wu Xie missed the dragon's back, I was more concerned about dinner.

"I don't concentrate on studying every day. Apart from running around, I just think about eating." Wu Xie was speechless for his younger brother who reported to school more punctually than Wang Meng.

"Your brother and I don't play games, have no bad hobbies, and are very loving and spend precious time with the lonely elderly people. You are not satisfied." I could only hold my heart like a girl holding my heart in my hands, and hold my heart tightly.

"Come on, I'm still a lonely old man." Wu Xie didn't even bother to look at me and stepped on the accelerator a few times. "The good stuff from Third Uncle's place will be gone if you leave it too late."

Unfortunately, the good stuff didn't catch up, so the traffic police comrades saluted first. "Comrade, please pull over."

When we arrived at Third Uncle's property, Wu Xie walked upstairs in three steps and two steps at a time, while I walked slowly behind. After a while, I heard Uncle San's irritable shouting from upstairs: "You bastard, please hurry up. You've been fucking ink for a long time, and now it's useless!"

I thought to myself, why is it useless? Brother and Wu Xie, what’s yours is mine, so there’s no point in distinguishing it between you and me.

Wu Xie leaned in and said, "No, Third Uncle, leave the good things to me too. You sold them too fast."

……

Looking at Wu Xie passing by the boy carrying the sword box, he shouted. Sisters, we met for the first time.

"Hello, third uncle." After greeting obediently, third uncle nodded, indicating that since you two guys are here, there are many people in the warehouse behind to pick things, so they will help collect the money.

I said to my third uncle, don't worry, my nephew will do his best, and I want to eat spicy rabbit head for dinner.

At the dinner table, Wu Xie drank some wine with his third uncle, and while eating, he talked about the big gold tooth. The third uncle slapped the table on the spot and said I knew this guy, he was a famous bad guy in Beijing. Looking at the picture again, hey, my great nephew Wu Xie, this is a treasure map.

"You usually learn more from me. A discerning person can tell at a glance that this is a map." When my third uncle said this, I automatically put on the face of my high school teacher.

I chewed on the rabbit head in my hand, and after looking at it for a long time, I couldn't tell that there was a map there. Then the third uncle began to popularize the science of what eight formations of books and pictures are. Wu Xie also laughed at his third uncle for being semi-illiterate, so he was bragging.

I nibbled on the rabbit's head for a moment and said to myself, "Uncle San is, but Uncle Jie is a man of culture."

As we talked, we arrived at the Tomb of the Warring States Period.

When I returned to Wu Xie's den at noon the next day, I put my takeaway on the table.

Wu Xie sat down with his hair messy from sleep. "Why did I come back yesterday?"

I said that you and your third uncle drank half a catty of liquor yesterday, but I carried you to your home, slept in the guest room, and went back to school early the next morning. By the way, I told Wang Meng that the door would not be open in the morning and that I would have half a day off.

Wu Xie fell into deep thought, Wu Xie raised his right hand, and Wu Xie mercilessly hit my head with a merciless blow.

"You are driving without a license. You dare to drive by yourself. You are so brave. Your brother doesn't want to die young."