【Safety and Nothing Happened】

[Note: This article is divided into two versions. The first version contains the dialogue between the author and Wu Kang, which is a bit out of the ordinary and cumbersome. The second version is in "The Author Has Something to Say", with concise content and compact plot. Please choose according to your own taste. 】

Of course, the first time I get a mobile phone is to open an exciting game like Tetris.

[Wu Kang: Author, can you come out for a moment? 】

[Author: I am your biological mother and I will not harm you. 】

[Wu Kang: I think we can discuss the plot again, what do you think? 】

[Author: I just made up option C to highlight option A. Who knows they all want to watch you play Tetris. what can I do? I thought about it for a long time. I felt that I was so stupid. I really...wuwuwuwu...am I easy? I thought about it all night and all morning before I came up with a topic... Woohoo. 】

[Wu Kang: That...]

[Author: Be good, just obey. After all, I dug the hole. If you don’t jump, who will? (Wipe away tears)】

[Wu Kang: I think...]

[Author: I am your biological mother and I will not harm you. 】

[Wu Kang: I mean...]

[Author: I shouldn't have written this option in the first place... wu wu...]

[Wu Kang: I mean, no matter how much you talk about the word count, it will be revealed. 】

"Tetris, Tetris~" I muttered to find Tetris from the game. (Hey, the number of water words is too obvious, hey. Do you start talking about water at the beginning? Won’t you get complained?)

Aha, here, press [OK] with your right hand, and a dazzling light flashes: "Welcome to the Wanjie System."

I felt motion sick, confused and wanted to vomit. When I opened my eyes, I saw an unfamiliar ceiling... No, there wasn't even a ceiling, it was just a large leaf.

[Wu Kang: No, Sir, your transition is too abrupt. 】

[Author: You won’t care about this, just go and follow the plot! ! (Gradually getting irritable)]

"Stupid Ou Doudou, if you don't get up, I will kill you~~oh~◆~☆"

By the way, what's going on with the inexplicable symbols that are trying to hit me in the face? Why do I have a bad feeling?

My name is Wu Kang, ah! The author of Thousand Knives, why does he introduce himself in every chapter? What a shame!

My name is Wu Kang..., I'm in a hurry now, thank you sir, it's not what you think, it doesn't matter, I don't need to go to the toilet.

My name is Wu Kang, and I am very... anxious now! Question: What should I do if I wake up and travel to another world and find out that my brother is Hisoka?

The focus is not on the alien world, I am familiar with this, but the focus is on the second half! the second half! !

When he woke up, he was in a tree, next to him was Xisuo with Wu Xie's face on his face. I don't know whether it was Xisuo who turned into Wu Xie's face, or Wu Xie who turned into Xisuo's body. In short, the situation is not good now.

"If you don't let go, I'll kill you." Now even those strange symbols are omitted.

"How could I let go of my dear Onii-chan, haha." I hugged Hisoka's...Wu Xie's...and my brother's legs, hanging in the air. I didn't pay attention just now and fell from the tree pole. Fortunately, I hugged Wu Xie's calf to prevent him from falling freely. I just saw it, it was at least three stories high.

From a certain perspective, my skills can be considered very agile.

In my exclamation, Wu Xie jumped down from the tree, and my heartbeat fell with him.

"Shut up!! Come down!"

When I opened my eyes, I saw green grass and land, and I sat down on the ground. Looking up at the huge Hisoka...looking up? huge? Author, please come out and see if there are any problems with this angle?

"I'll throw you away if you keep arguing." Wu Xie pulled me by the collar and brought it up to eye level with him, and said with a smile. I nodded frantically, Ms. Sun, come out quickly, your eldest son not only dyed his hair but also turned it black.

"The kid is really annoying☆◆" I followed behind the four long legs, holding some kind of fruit milk bribed by the owner of the barbecue restaurant.

"Click, click, click."

"Hmm~ If your Qi Ya were good, would you still run away from home? ◆" Wu Xie smiled a little wildly. Zhang Qiling finally couldn't bear it anymore and threw away a dose of Nian Nail.

Don't doubt your own eyes, check out Zhang Qiling's version of Yi Mi. Beat the enemy.

I followed behind and took a sip of fruit milk. Sure enough, no matter which world, Zhang Qiling has locked the "three noes" attribute. Turning around to look at Wu Xie, who was getting more and more obsessed with him, could this be the legendary distortion of human nature?

A kebab shop in Camellia Street, Kent.

In my hand, I held the number plate handed over by Wu Xie, No. 382.

"It's not what I thought, is it?" I could hardly keep the expression on my face. Is this retribution because I have tricked Wu Xie too many times in the real world?

"Click, click, click."

"Yeah~ Indeed~( ̄▽ ̄~)~"

No, brother, what did Zhang Qiling say? Is it Morse code? Why do you look like you agree? what are you doing? Is it too close?

"Ding dong~"

Dongba focused his eyes vaguely on the elevator, knowing that he, known as the "Rookie Terminator", would not give up any opportunity to obtain information about the contestants.

But just by looking at Dongba, he recognized the perverted Hisoka who beat the examiner in the last period. He quickly lowered his head and pretended to be idle.

In the eyes of others, the newcomers this time were two brothers, one older and one younger, wearing clown paint and a slightly cyberpunk-looking mohawk.

"Cheer up, come on~." Wu Xie squatted down and rubbed my hair. Hanzo saw this scene and said that family harmony, brothers, friends, and brothers are respected.

I followed the two of them in a daze, and now my face was wearing the same clown costume as Wu Xie (Hisoka). Thank God he also knew that children should not use hairspray, otherwise it would easily cause problems such as a receding hairline.

Thinking of this, I raised my head and looked behind Wu Xie's head. This hair must have been sprayed with hairspray. It maintains the same style all year round. Does the hairline still stick to its position? Is the hair still healthy? Why do I care so much about his hair? Will he one day say: I have become bald and become stronger?

“I always feel like you’re thinking about something rude( ̄e(# ̄)☆╰╮o( ̄▽ ̄///)”

As the body took to the air again, this damn short stature, this bad sibling.

"I didn't, I'm not, don't talk nonsense." Three consecutive life-saving actions were launched. By the way, aren’t you a transmutation type? Where did this damn intuition come from?

There was still some time before the exam, Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling said "oh ho ho ho~" and "click click~". There is absolutely no desire to communicate.

I rubbed my face hard twice with the back of my hand. I guessed that this thing was probably Hisoka's "frivolous illusion", so accept your fate, young man.

In the elevator, the mohawk popped up and clicked. Let me roughly translate it.

"Evil~ I think in order to make your brother die faster in the exam, let's draw a curse on him."

"Oh, Ling~ You are so smart, why didn't I think of that? Let's speed up his death!"

"Click, click, click, click." Zhang Qiling, a man with a mohawk, said to Wu Xie.

"?( ̄д ̄;)"

Both of them turned back to look at me, who was smiling.

"Click."

"Whizzing"

A thought nailed a diamond piece and eight nails at my feet.

If you want to live a long life, you must be a good person!

“Ding ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, bell, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.”

Is this the beginning? I scratched my head, I haven't found the main character group yet.

"Brother, I think..." Before he could finish his words, the two people around him turned into afterimages and disappeared.

As the speed gets faster and faster, the team transitions from walking to running, gradually gaining momentum of sprinting, and more and more people fall behind.

"Wow~ wow~" Looking at the white-headed dwarf riding a skateboard in front of him, this is the protagonist of the large-scale marriage pursuit scene "Where Are We Going, Brother?" Qi Ya.

Qi Ya had long noticed this dwarf who was acting suspiciously. He was obviously very close to the dangerous man Hisoka, but there was no smell of blood on him. Now, he was following him blatantly and looking at him without concealment. All his actions were tantamount to repeatedly crossing the line of a killer. The worst part was that this dwarf had surprisingly good physical strength, and Qi Ya could not get rid of him despite accelerating many times.

Finally unable to bear it anymore, Qi Ya slowed down.

"What are you looking at?" I widened my eyes. Don't think that I don't recognize you even if you take off your glasses. Even if you turn into ashes and fly up into the air, I will recognize you. It's you, Black Blind Man.

The revenge for being thrown on the highway back then, if I don’t avenge it now, how will it be later!

"Look at you!"

The black blind man was stunned. This dwarf is very courageous. He is just a bit too aggressive. He just needs to change his behavior in the next life.

The blind man who was about to take action was attracted by a voice from behind, "This is a foul!"

"Good luck to you." The black blind man was more interested in the peer who was naturally attracted to him, and approached the trio on his skateboard.

Judging from the costumes and plots, these people are Jie Yuchen's version of Jie Fulix, Fat Brother's version of Leorio and Captain Li's version of Kurapika.

Give me back my beautiful boy Kurapika! !

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