Tomb Raiders Notes: If Innocence Had a Brother
Chapter 55 Extra chapter without getting drunk
The timeline returns to Sichuan
Jie Yuchen helped Wu Xie to exit the cave, with a gloomy look on his face as he arranged the next things. I lowered my head and rubbed the bruises on my face with medicinal wine. People said that you have to use force when rubbing the medicinal wine to rub away the blood, but I Afraid of pain, I applied it hastily.
Watching the sunset every day in the "nest", with the clouds rolling and relaxing. Sometimes I look at the distant starry sky and think about the things I have done, and I put my hands on my hips.
"Eat." Xie Yuchen called out in a routine, and I stood up to get my share.
"It's delicious again today, barbecue." Wu Xie raised the bag in his hand, which still contained some canned beer.
"This pig should have been transported long ago. I don't know if the meat smells bad or not." Xie Yuchen picked up a piece, smelled it, and stuffed it into his mouth. "not bad."
I took a piece and it smelled quite fragrant, with a lot of chili pepper added. Early this morning, the pig that had been kept in the cave for four days was tied up and kicked down by Mr. Xie.
He glanced at me before getting up. At that time, I felt that if it weren't for Wu Xie, Mr. Xie would have kicked me down to see which one of me or the pig would hit the ground first.
The guy who cooked the barbecue didn't know what method he used. The meat was very tough and full of spices. There are enough chili peppers, but the Sichuan and Chongqing areas are very humid, especially since we stay in the mountains every day, and we can’t stand it without eating something spicy.
Although I like spicy food very much, it does not mean that I can eat spicy food, except for hot pot.
"Brother, do you still have water over there?" I shook my bucket and it was empty.
"Here, here you go." Xie Yuchen threw the beer in his hand over, and I caught it hurriedly, "The water delivery guy will ask for it tomorrow morning, so drink this."
I looked at the can in my hand and glanced at Wu Xie who was pouring wine into his mouth. It's a bit embarrassing to say that I haven't drank much in my two lives.
"Hey, I'm still not a man." Xie Yuchen glanced at me with some disgust.
Men, hehe, do you take them out to compare their sizes? Gan
I took a sip and all I could say was that the beer was so bitter that even the taste of meat in my mouth was gone.
"I feel pretty good, watching the scenery and drinking wine." Wu Xie started talking to Xie Yuchen. Everything was going well recently, and the two of them felt a lot more relaxed.
Eating meat and drinking wine, accompanied by the breeze and the chirping of insects, an hour passed unknowingly.
"Woo~wu~"
"Did you hear anything?" Wu Xie asked.
"What?" Jie Yuchen stopped. He didn't understand what Wu Xie meant and subconsciously stopped what he was doing.
The two held their breath.
"Barren mountains and ridges, ghosts crying in the middle of the night." Wu Xie shuddered.
"Elves and ghosts like pretty boys like you the most." Jie Yuchen teased, his right hand already reaching for the dagger in his bag.
"Fuck you, uncle, you pretty boy." Wu Xie retorted in a low voice, but slowly stood up.
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudice
The two looked at each other in confusion. There were many stories about ghosts crying and wolf howling in books and plays, but there was no mention of Ah Piao hiccups in any of them.
The two people, who were highly stressed mentally and physically, finally focused their attention on Wu Kang, who had his back to them.
Xie Yuchen winked and pushed, "Did your brother get into trouble? Come over and have a look."
Wu Xie was blown away by the wind and was furious. He said angrily, "That's your brother too."
"I didn't..." The next words may have been blown away by the wind, or maybe Jie Yuchen mumbled casually, but Wu Xie didn't hear them clearly.
"Xiaokang?" Wu Xie came closer.
After drinking two cans of beer, I looked at the scenery in front of me, feeling sadness in my heart and tears in my eyes.
"Xiaokang." I called out and put a hand on my head: "What's wrong with you?"
"Hey, I said, get another bottle for me. Burp~" I turned my head and said, letting out a wine burp. Of course, it would look more masculine if you ignore the tears and snot on your face.
Jie Yuchen was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said to Wu Xie, "Is this kid only capable of drinking so much?"
"Brother, hiccup~" I moved my butt to the side and motioned for Wu Xie to sit down. "Brother, I respect you as the general attacker."
Regarding my nonsense, Wu Xie just shook his head helplessly, but Xie Yuchen laughed to himself.
"You're laughing your ass off." I glared at Xie Yuchen, pulled Wu Xie's sleeves, leaned over and said to him: "Brother, you must be happy! Stay away from Xie Yuchen, burp~"
"Oh... why?" Wu Xie took a sip of wine and asked lightly, as if to say that the weather is nice today.
"Because, because, he is a slut."
"Hahahaha, good guys!" A burst of laughter broke out from beside Wu Wo and Wu Xie. Xie Yuchen sat on the other side of me, not minding the sultry words in my mouth at all.
"I'll introduce you to a product."
I tried to knock off Xie Yuchen's paw holding my ear, but unfortunately the two Jie Yuchens were wandering in front of my eyes and I couldn't tell which one was real. "Don't use shadow clones if you can!"
Xie Yuchen became playful and stretched out his finger to tell me how many times it was.
"What kind of product is it?" Wu Xie asked, seeing how enthusiastic we were playing with each other, or to be more precise, seeing how enthusiastic I was being played by Jie Yuchen.
"Economically affordable grave, do you want it?" Xie Yuchen said to Wu Xie with a smile.
Wu Xie expressed his confusion, and Xie Yuchen pointed at his feet, where there was a cliff with a huge drop.
"Are you serious?" Wu Xie regretted saying it.
"If you let others go, they would have died eight hundred times earlier." Xie Yuchen suddenly thought of something and sneered, "It's not easy for him to live so long."
Wu Xie looked at me shaking my body back and forth, and silently pulled me inside.
"woooooo"
"What's wrong with you?" Xie Yuchen asked.
I held out my hand for them to see.
"What's wrong with the little chubby hand?"
Hearing Xie Yuchen's words, I cried even more sadly and stretched out my hand in front of Wu Xie.
Wu Xiezi took a closer look and found blisters on the tiger's mouth. "blister?"
I nodded and wiped my tears as if I was wronged, "It really hurts."
"It hurts..." Wu Xie looked at the blisters the size of rice grains in front of his eyes, and they would probably disappear tomorrow...
"You need to apply medicine and wrap it up." I raised my hand in front of my eyes, tried to focus on the blisters, and proposed a solution very seriously.
"Let's amputate the limb by the way." Xie Yuchen said.
I was really confused for a while as I was drunk (you are not sober at all.) When the wind blew, the temperature on my face receded a little.
"The opinions of the world are all false. Only your own happiness is real. It's a pity that I understood it too late." I said without thinking while holding the empty can.
"So I have to be myself now." I threw the can in my hand out, and of course my restless feet went out with it. I was so frightened that Wu Xie and Xie Yuchen dragged me back from left to right.
"Are you looking at the affordable tomb recommended to you by your master?" Xie Yuchen was also a little scared, not to mention that Wu Xie held on to him and refused to let go.
"I want to be myself." I turned my head with difficulty and said to Wu Xie. "Wu Xiaoxie, please let go of my wings."
"Be your own damn self." Wu Xie was sober from the wine now. "Give me back those damn wings, and I'll make them into roasted wings for you later."
"It tastes like Orleans." Xie Yuchen said.
"I'm not a free-range chicken." I looked at the two of them in shock. "I……"
"No need to explain." Wu Xie and Xie Yuchen said at the same time.
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