Tomb Raiders Notes: If Innocence Had a Brother

"Back then, in the palace of King Lu in Shandong, facing the overwhelming corpses and turtles, I was inseparable from the golden-armored bloody corpse. In an instant, sand and rocks were flying, and the sky was dark and the earth was dark..."

"Brother Kang, I admire you so much." Looking at the young man's starry eyes, I coughed lightly, "Keep a low profile."

After saying that, I continued to drive the ox cart slowly along the path... I couldn't help but sigh: Fortunately, I learned this skill in Shandong.

After Wu Xie received the call and repeatedly confirmed the information with the other party, he pulled Zhang Qiling and rushed to JZ Town, JZ County without stopping.

Seven o'clock in the evening

The two of them sat at the jz town police station without even having time to drink a sip of water. The police comrade in charge of the reception briefly explained their relationship again: "Wu Kang is your brother, right?"

Wu Xie nodded expressionlessly.

"Ahem, at around nine o'clock in the morning, Wu Kang and Lu Renjia took away the bullock cart that a villager from Luxi Village, Li An, had placed on the roadside. At 10:15 in the morning, our police station received a report..."

Zhang Qiling squeezed Wu Xie's clenched hands and comforted him softly: "Punch him gently in a while."

When I was told Wu Xie's contact information, I wholeheartedly refused, but who told them that a parent must take it away?

"Comrade, I have realized my mistake and am willing to compensate the villagers for their losses. Isn't it necessary to call the parents, haha."

"Minors must have their parents present."

I scratched my head, "Comrade, I'm an adult, although I look a little younger..."

Later I found out that the minor belonged to the Lu Ren family.

I pointed with trembling hands at the Lu Ren family, who had a beard on his face and cosplayed with Li Kui, who only needed to change his skin color. I was so excited that I couldn't speak. On the contrary, the Lu Ren family smiled and nodded: "I will turn eighteen in three months."

Wu Xie quickly negotiated compensation matters with the villagers and proposed a Wu Kang gift, which came with a low-end version of "Xiao Li Kui".

"Hello, big brother! I am the little brother of big brother. My name is Lu Renjia." He said and bowed deeply to Wu Xie.

"Children are talking nonsense, what are you talking about? Haha." I said haha.

Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling looked at the "child" who was over 1.9 meters tall and twitched the corners of their mouths slightly.

Looking at Wu Xie's little golden cup, I expressed my incomprehension. Wu Xie, who had bid farewell to street profiteers and took over the Wu family's Hangzhou area, had to use a business car at least not as a BMW.

But even if I didn't understand, I wouldn't say it. What I saw was that Wu Xie didn't loosen his fist.

"Wait!" The Lu Ren family held Wu Xie's hand that opened the door.

My heart skipped a beat. This kid didn't seem to be very clear-headed.

"Go and drive!" Following the direction of Lu Ren's finger, I felt like my heart could stop working. "How can you let the big brother drive? Do you have any awareness as a little brother?"

I swear that the moment I saw Zhang Qiling’s eyebrows raised, I had already thought of my last words: no need for resuscitation, please send me directly to the crematorium, thank you.

"Li Kui, remember, this is your big brother," I pointed at Wu Xie and said, then I pointed at Zhang Qiling and said in a hoarse voice, "This is your big brother."

"But brother..." Lu Ren's eyes revealed dissatisfaction.

"No but!" I opened the car door, closed it, and slumped down in the back seat like a corpse.

"But my name is not Li Kui..." Lu Renjia said in a low voice while looking at the closed car door.

Wu Xie, who was the driver on the road, was the first to break the silence. "Li...ahem, um...the Lu Ren family, how did you meet Wu Kang?"

Fortunately, this kid knows what to say and what not to say, and he keeps saying, "I think my eldest brother is very powerful, and I want to learn some real skills from him, so I keep following him."

Wu Xie felt sleepy after hearing this, "Is he so powerful?"

The Lu Ren family was not happy to see everyone's questioning attitude, and said that my eldest brother went in and out of the pile of corpses seven times to get the heads of the golden-armored zombies, and his skills made the sea monkeys retreat. The head snake runs naked in front of the cypress."

Wu Xie took a sneak peek at Zhang Qiling and secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the man was not angry.

"Oh……"

Wu Xie was an "oh" character, and I read three parts of doubt, three parts of ridicule, three parts of disdain and one part of carelessness.

To summarize briefly: It’s embarrassing to open the door for an embarrassing person. It’s extremely embarrassing.

I opened the window and crawled out using my hands and feet. (The plot requires it, good kids don’t imitate it, it’s very dangerous)

Zhang Qiling, who was in the passenger seat, grabbed my back collar and pulled me back. Wu Xie was so frightened that he quickly locked the doors and windows.

Wu Xie said nothing. Zhang Qiling reached out and patted Wu Xie on the shoulder. He looked back at me with clear eyes and said: Your brother is crazy.

What should I do if my brother blows up his hair? Find the nearest service area and stop. Just give your brother a good beating.

"What are you looking for?" Zhang Qiling asked as he watched Wu Xie rummaging around in the car.

"It's something you can take advantage of." Wu Xie glared at me fiercely, "Bring your black gold sword next time."

I kept lamenting along the way, what a farce-like encounter.

After returning to Hangzhou, Wu Xie did not ask me about my past or why I suddenly appeared in Luxi Village. However, Pan Zi, who came after hearing the news, looked apologetic and said that he should not have taught me bad things in the first place.

"I shouldn't have taught him to drive the cattle cart in the first place. If I hadn't taught him to drive the cattle cart, he wouldn't have been able to lead other people's cattle, and he wouldn't have been misunderstood as a cattle thief and entered the police station, and you brothers wouldn't have done this. Turn against each other and become enemies..."

I comforted Pan Zi and said, "Uncle, there is no misunderstanding. I really stole someone's cow."

The Lu Ren family members proudly echoed: "Yes, yes, my eldest brother really stole the oxcart."

Pan Zi was choked and speechless, but finally told Wu Xie: "Just give him a proper education."

The days are running like water. When I returned to Hangzhou, I started a fixed mode. I followed the basic settings of getting up, eating, and watching TV dramas, and clocked in every day in an orderly manner.

And after witnessing Wang Meng’s superb gaming skills, I was completely immersed in the Xilengshe dungeon.

"Brother Mengzi, I only thought you were paid to fish, but I didn't expect you to be the sweeping monk in the antique street game world!"

After Wu Xie saw that his shop had changed from a fisherman (Wang Meng) to a threesome, he became even more angry and frustrated when he thought about himself working hard outside to make money. Finally, he exploded again under the watchful eyes of Zhang Qiling.

Finally, with Zhang Qiling's suggestion and Wu Xie's super strong mobility, I watched Lu Ren's classmates return to their senior year of high school.

"In today's society, academic qualifications are indispensable. If you don't study hard, there will be no way out. Student Lu Zhishen, you must work hard."

The Lu Ren family bit their handkerchiefs and carried their schoolbags. They stood in the cold wind and shouted to the man who was leaving: "The Sa family is called the Lu Ren family, not Lu Zhishen."

"Parent, please don't make any noise!"

I couldn't hear the rest of the words, so I got into a car and said to the driver's seat: "Send the person away."

"kindness."

"...Next..." After a moment of silence, I continued to ask in a low voice: "I have more important things to do."

"No." The man in the driver's seat didn't give me a hint of rebuttal or status.

"There are many important things in life, but life is only so long, so we shouldn't waste time in vain." I sighed as I watched the cars and people passing by on the street.

As the car started, I closed my eyes tiredly and stayed silent all the way. Looking at the destination that was just around the corner, I said in a pleading tone: "Brother, God!...Sister-in-law! Brother-in-law! Please advise my brother." Well, I really don’t want to go to school, and I’ll have no problem graduating from college, wuwuwuwuwu.”