Tomb Raiders Notes: If Innocence Had a Brother

After entering the heavenly path and walking for a while, the fat man complained: "This stone path discriminates against fat people. You said that the heavenly path leading to the heavenly gate is like this. Maitreya Buddha doesn't even have to go out."

I looked at the fat man in front of me and said, "Fat brother, that Maitreya Buddha is going to the Western Bliss. What does it have to do with following Tianmen?"

Wu Xie said to the fat man: "Those who fight against each other have always been short and thin. Who would have thought that a fat man would do this?"

The fat man was quite proud when he heard that, "That's right, when it comes to the gold-fishing school, throughout the ages, if you don't say anything else, you, the fat man, are number one no matter how you look at your body."

The man uttered an ouch and stopped still. The fat man moved back and forth and said in confusion: "Comrade Xiao Wu, this stone road has become narrower."

Zhang Qiling touched the wall, nodded, and said, "It seems something has changed. We don't have time. Let's leave and make plans."

The fat man was leaning sideways at the end. Wu Xie looked back at me and the fat man. One has limited mobility and the other is injured. I pushed him and asked him to concentrate on running.

When we arrived at the secret door, Zhang Qiling played with it twice, said something we didn't understand, then turned around and said, "Someone stuck the door shaft outside."

The group of people walked up at Zhang Qiling's suggestion. After climbing more than ten meters, I felt my feet starting to get weak. I thought that if I couldn't bear it, the fat man behind me would suffer.

Zhang Qiling had good physical strength and went to look for the burglar's cave. After a while, he used a flashlight to signal everyone to go over. When I squeezed in beside him, I saw the line of blood words on the green bricks above my head. From beginning to end, there was a mist of Jie Lianhuan and Wu Sansheng.

After taking a few steps forward, the entrance to the Thief's Cave appeared. I gritted my teeth and followed Wu Xie. If I don't hurry up, I'm afraid Fatty will have to confess.

The section into the Thief's Cave goes vertically upwards. When climbing, there were two times when I couldn't hold on and slid down. After finally getting up, I felt my calf muscles jumping.

The fat man was the worst. He was covered in blood. He gasped and vowed not to lose weight when he returned. The word "王" was written backwards.

After being temporarily safe, Zhang Qiling began to guess what happened to Xie Lianlian and Wu Sansheng twenty years ago. I listened to Zhang Qiling's version of the story, and I couldn't remember clearly the second half of "Tomb Robbers" about solving the serial connection. Because the third uncle of the Southern School had been cheating for too long and kept revising the draft, I saw the part about Wu Xie going to Tibet. I haven’t watched the subsequent films “Old Nine Gates” and “Hidden Flowers of the Sea” either.

The further back you go, the more blurry your memory becomes.

After Zhang Qiling said his guess, the fat man said mysteriously: "I think this matter is actually very simple. When your third uncle arrived, he might have encountered something... unclean. Maybe he was tricked." Finally. He gave Wu Xie a trick: "When I see your third uncle, just pour a basin of dog's blood on him, and that's it."

I clasped my hands together and said, "Fat Brother, this is a good trick. When you find Uncle Third, just pour a pot of dog blood and it will be more useful."

Wu Xie glared at me, "You know how to fool around. If you dare to slander Third Uncle, Third Uncle will kill you on the spot. Believe it or not."

"Fat man, please calm down. You're already fucking in love with Liaozhai. I've been living with my third uncle for more than 20 years, and I've never felt that he looked like a woman."

The fat man said: "Maybe your third uncle is normal in front of others, but behind the scenes he is doing embroidery with orchid fingers."

Wu Xie said with a smile: "You think Dongfang Invincible is still doing embroidery."

I followed Wu Xie's words and said, "That's right, if Third Uncle is Dongfang Bubai, just look at him and Linghu Chong will kill him as soon as he meets him."

The key is that after listening to the fat man's words, Zhang Qiling also said that there are a lot of weird things in this tomb, and if I can't keep them all, your third uncle really has something wrong with him.

I was stunned when I heard this. I was looking forward to a pot of blood on Wu Sansheng's head.

Wu Xie became excited after being told a set of words, "How about we go back and get a Buddhist seal and put it on the third uncle's forehead to see if it has any effect."

Well, the third uncle is really miserable.

The fat man looked at his watch and said, "Let's not hold the Congress here. Do you feel like you have entered an ancient tomb? I don't know when it started. My body is itching badly." When the fat man mentioned it, I felt it on my body and found nothing. I feel itchy.

Seeing that the fat man was so itchy that he was rubbing against the tomb wall, I went over and held him down. "Go and see what's going on."

Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling shined their flashlights and saw that white hair grew on the wound on the fat man's back. I looked over the fat man's head and felt goosebumps all over my body.

Zhang Qiling pressed a pack of black blood with his hand and said softly to Wu Xie, "I'm sorry, there was something fishy in the lotus arrow just now."

Wu Xie looked at the wounds on his body, and I said to Zhang Qiling: "Brother, please help my brother look at his back. Just now, Aning pushed my brother's waist with his leg."

Zhang Qiling was stunned, coughed slightly, and took a look. There were no injuries on his back except for the bruises from the bump.

The fat man was so itchy that I wanted to scratch him. I could hardly hold him, so I heard him shout: "It itches me to death. Why don't you learn Guan Gong's bone scraping therapy and scrape off those two pieces of flesh for me?"

Wu Xie held the fat man down and said, "I have some toner here. I'll put it on for you first. It may hurt a little, so bear with it."

Zhang Qiling was stunned for a moment, then the fat man let out a sigh and said with a smile: "You city dwellers bring damn toner with you when you go to the grave. Next time, just use a deck of playing cards. It can relieve your boredom when you are stuck."

I said, "Fat brother, don't be poor. You went out safely this time. Next time you will bring a mahjong set and I will carry it in for you."

Wu Xie took two sips of saliva and smeared it on the fat man's body, then touched him open with gloves. The fat man howled and rushed forward: "Damn it, the fat man is returning to his position. It hurts me to death."

Wu Xie quickly said, "If it hurts, it's effective."

The fat man calmed down for a while and felt that it was effective. He pestered Wu Xie to ask what brand of toner he used. Wu Xie refused to say anything after being beaten to death, fearing that the fat man would avenge his kindness. Zhang Qiling looked amused and shook his head to express that he didn't know either.

I leaned over and said, "What about that? Brother, please help me take a look."

Wu Xie was stunned when he heard what I said, and quickly asked me to turn around. When he opened his clothes, he heard the fat man say, "Dear me, did you have this white hair on your back just now?"

Wu Xie pressed his shoulder blades and asked me, "Don't you feel itchy?"

I said I didn't feel anything. "Brother, give me some toner, too."

Wu Xie asked the fat man to stay away and was about to give me a few spittles. Zhang Qiling pressed along his shoulder blades and asked me, "Doesn't it hurt?"

If you were talking about your head, it would definitely hurt. If it weren't for the wrong timing, I would have wanted to lie down on the ground, and the whole family would be in shock.

"It doesn't hurt, what's wrong?" I said.

Zhang Qiling said to Wu Xie: "It should be that the lower edge of the scapula is cracked or broken."

When I heard this, I almost burst into tears. How could my life be so miserable? The next time I went to the tomb, I would be kicked out of so many problems.

Wuxie brand toner can clear away heat and detoxify, you deserve it. Fatty said he was disgusted after seeing the production process of this toner.

I said, Fat Brother, this is scorpion shit, the only one. Do you want some stock for my brother?

I followed Wu Xie and climbed for a long time. Wu Xie's brand toner was really effective. It turned out that the pain and itchiness canceled each other out, and I didn't feel anything was wrong. Now the pain is gradually getting worse.

As I was crawling, I suddenly remembered that I had forgotten that I was going to meet a forbidden woman here!