Tomb Raiders Notes: If Innocence Had a Brother

In the town, I met the master that my second uncle called me.

Looking at the other person in a suit and leather suit and carrying a briefcase, I thought to myself, is this now a popular business tomb robbing?

When I thought about the other person holding a geological survey instrument in one hand and typing a notebook with the other, he turned around and gave plans A, B, and C.

From now on, will Jia Lama be called a third-party contractor? Wu Erbai is a typical Party A.

My thoughts were still wandering here, but I was already exchanging greetings with Wu Erbai over there.

"I just came back from a business trip and I didn't even have time to change my clothes."

The fat man pulled Wu Xie aside and muttered. I glanced back and forth between the young man and the briefcase, becoming even more convinced that there was a complete set of tomb robbing procedures and emergency plans inside.

Wu Xie exchanged information with Fatty and came to the following conclusions. First, this person's nickname was Liu Sang. Second, he is a ruthless character.

Then from the corner of his eye, he saw Wu Kang looking at the other party with a dazed expression, or to be precise, the other party's briefcase.

Wu Xie's heart skipped a beat. Before he could say anything, the man named Liu Sang had already changed his clothes, and Wu Erbai called for everyone to set off.

After getting in the car, the second uncle drove, and the man named Liu Sang sat in the passenger seat. Fatty and I sat in the middle row, while Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling squeezed into the last row.

I watched Liu Sang dig around in his briefcase for a long time. One by one, there were more than a dozen mobile phones placed on the steering wheel. All the screens were tuned to the weather forecasts of coastal towns.

Wu Erbai asked: "Is there any thunder to listen to?"

Liu Sang shook his head and quickly moved his fingers across the screens, all of which showed sunny weather. Liu Sang clicked his tongue, "Come on, it's such a sunny day. Second uncle, I can't make any money from you. I'm going back."

I nodded. It seemed that I was still a meteorological worker.

Something seems wrong~

Wu Erbai quickly persuaded him to say goodbye. The weather could change at any time.

The fat man said softly: "My grandson, you didn't know how to read before you took the job. You didn't read until you came here. You must be right. Don't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf. The old man doesn't understand your tricks, but I do."

When Liu Sang saw the fat man, his expression suddenly changed: "Fat man, why are you everywhere?"

Then my whole body was shocked, my face turned red, and my eyes widened. It seemed that there was a story between the two of them.

Then I heard Wu Xie ask what happened?

"Ignore him. He is our little brother's fan. I know him because he asked someone to ask for my autograph before."

Then, this thief Sun took out a mobile phone from his pocket and started secretly filming the little brother openly.

I quickly grabbed the other person's phone with quick eyesight and quick hands. The fat man became angry and pointed at him and yelled: "Bring it here, bring it here!"

Liu Sang's hand was faster, he held the phone in his arms, knocked my hand off with a "pop", and ignored the fat man jumping in the back row, and said coldly: "The person being photographed didn't say anything, it's none of your business!" "

I rolled up my sleeves and planned to capture this kid alive with the fat man. My second uncle glanced at the two of us and cursed: "If you make trouble again, get off the car!"

The fat man was frightened and shrank back. He turned around and said to Wu Xie, "This guy is definitely your second uncle's illegitimate son."

Hearing the exciting news, Wu Erbai and I looked into each other's eyes in the rearview mirror, and I laughed twice: "Second uncle is really getting stronger with age."

"Shit." Wu Erbai was obviously a little annoyed, and I made a gesture to silence him.

Just when the embarrassing atmosphere became more and more intense, Liu Sang turned around and peeked at Zhang Qiling. Zhang Qiling looked out the window. The fat man turned over and grabbed Zhang Qiling's hoodie and put it on him. I faced The fat man gave a thumbs up.

However, Wu Xie didn't even have the slightest sense of crisis when the other party was clearly trying to force him into a corner, and he slowly helped Zhang Qiling adjust the drawstring of his hoodie.

My silly brother, leave your happiness to my younger brother to protect you.

The fat man also started to fight back. He took off his shoes, stepped on the back of Liu Sang's chair, and made an international gesture. Liu Sang sat back with a sneer.

So the whole journey was silent, and I kept repeating the pattern of Liu Sang secretly taking photos, the fat man taking revenge, and me being in mocking mode.

Slowly everyone's emotions reached a peak.

I gritted my teeth and asked, "Second uncle, tell me whether this guy is your son."

Wu Erbai said, "Fuck off." I imitated Liu Sang and sneered: "Since he is not your brother, don't blame me for killing him."

He gave the fat man a look, "Today the Sa family is going to take off both of your arms and use up your tricks!"

That tone, in a normal tone, could be considered a mid-term villain boss.

Wu Erbai suddenly braked and Liu Sang took the wheel.

For the next seven hours, even when I was sleeping, I kept one eye on Liu Sang, fearing that he would do something wrong.

Arriving at the tidal flat near the coast of Pingtan County, a group of old men held instant noodles in their hands and gathered in a circle to listen to the treacherous and cunning Wan Jintang telling stories vividly. (I won’t copy the details here. This is no longer the number of words for water. This is obviously the South-to-North Water Diversion. For details, see Chapter 18 of the original Jihai Tinglei novel: Xihai Tinglei)

Finally, Wu Erbai summarized the meeting: "The King of Nanhai once rebelled and was suppressed, then demoted to a commoner, and finally disappeared at sea. Don't you think it's a bit similar? There is a large area of ​​tidal flats here. Is there anything underneath? It depends on Liu Sang, please listen carefully."

After saying that, he looked at Liu Sang.

Under a cloudless blue sky, Liu Sang refused the fat man's proposal to set off firecrackers, saying he wanted to use sex. : "I heard that you, Fatty, are good with explosives. How about you blowing up mud?"

The fat man was also unambiguous and replied, "Who are you looking down on? You fat man, don't talk about blowing mud, blowing shit can win a Grammy."

Forgive me for having a low laugh point in my life.

Seeing my second uncle's increasingly "kind" expression, I have thought about the saddest thing in my life.

Fatty and Liu Sang were working there, and I almost calmed down and stood next to my second uncle, "Second uncle, now that technology has developed, if you want to know what's under the ground, it would be great if we built a set of geological detectors."

Before I finished speaking, Wu Erbai left without looking back.

I began to reflect, is this Liu Sang really from the old Wu family? Is the second uncle trying to conquer the world for his own children?

The more I think about it, the more I think this is probably true.

My brows furrowed here, and the four old men over there were already shirtless. The unfinished unicorn on Liu Sang's body looked so annoying.