Simulation of all things: Copper skin and iron bones at the beginning

Then, the skinny old man entered Xu Gengdao's room directly as if there was no one around.

Bang!

He closed the door.

Ruhua, Chu Gaoge and others looked at each other, shook their heads in silence, and went back to their respective rooms.

Wei An raised the corner of his mouth slightly and turned around to go back to his room.

Fast forward to the next day!

The young maid brought face wash and breakfast.

Wei An finished washing, had some breakfast, and then stayed in the room without leaving the door.

"You bitch, I'll kill you!"

Suddenly, a roar came suddenly, with indescribable anger.

Wei An opened the corner of the window and saw Xu Gengdao angrily walked out and threw his breakfast porridge on the ground.

The young maidservant knelt on the ground, terrified.

Ruhua was the first to push open the door and shouted, "Xu Daozi, calm down, what's wrong?"

Chu Gaoge and others also heard the sound and came out.

Xu Gengdao pointed to the breakfast porridge on the ground and shouted, "Come and see, what's in the porridge?"

Everyone looked down and stared, and all of them changed their colors.

It turned out that there was a dark mass in the porridge, which seemed to be a fresh booger.

The young maid kowtowed and said, "I really don't know that there is dirt in the porridge."

Ruhua and Chu Gaoge looked at each other and thought of something at the same time, and they all felt nauseated.

"Girl, you get up first."

Ruhuaxu raised his hand, helped the young maid up, and asked, "Has anyone else touched this bowl of porridge before you brought it to Xu Daozi?"

"No." The young maid recalled: "From the kitchen to the other courtyard, no one has touched it."

Ruhua asked again: "Have you met the old man who caused trouble last night?"

The young maid shook her head and said, "No."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a squeaking sound!

The skinny old man walked out of the room, stretched and yawned. He turned around and said with a grin: "It smells so good. This is breakfast porridge. Maid, please bring me a bowl, no, three bowls." !”

The young maid did not dare to answer and looked at Xu Gengdao cautiously.

At this moment, Xu Gengdao observed his words for a while, and gradually calmed down. He glanced sideways at the thin old man, and a stern look flashed in his eyes.

"Servant girl, go and bring him three bowls of porridge."

"Yes!"

The young maidservant ran away in a hurry as if she had been granted amnesty.

Xu Gengdao left the other courtyard quickly. After a while, he turned back with a sneer on his lips.

After a while, the young maid came back with three bowls of porridge.

Xu Gengdao stopped her, opened a medicine bottle, and sprinkled some powder into three bowls of porridge.

"Xu Daozi, what is this?" the young maid asked in panic.

Xu Gengdao lowered his voice and said with a smile: "Don't worry, this is just a laxative. Go and give it to that old guy."

The young maid understood this, and she realized later that she suspected that the boogers in the breakfast porridge were secretly thrown in by the weird old man.

then!

She gritted her teeth and brought the three bowls of porridge into the skinny old man's room and delivered them to him.

Ruhua, Chu Gaoge and others all saw this scene, and they all kept silent.

"Ah, it smells so good!"

The skinny old man smacked his mouth, picked up a bowl of porridge and drank it, finishing it in three gulps.

When the young maid saw this, she couldn't help but feel a little scared, and quickly turned around and ran out.

Xu Gengdao stood at the door, humming a little tune, looking at the thin old man in the distance, as if waiting for him.

Time passes little by little...

Unconsciously, at three o'clock in the morning, the skinny old man came out, stroking his belly with a satisfied expression on his face.

He saw Xu Gengdao, smiled at him and nodded.

Afterwards, he sat at the foot of the steps, lying on his back with his thighs crossed, lazily basking in the sun.

"Hey, why is he okay?" Xu Gengdao waited for a long time, becoming more and more confused.

You must know that the laxative he prescribed was borrowed from a friend who was an alchemist. The alchemist was by no means an ordinary person. The laxative he prepared was so powerful that it could even drag people to death.

Xu Gengdao also administered a sufficient dose of medicine.

But why does the skinny old man have nothing to do?

Ru Hua and the others all saw this scene, and they all felt deeply unbelievable.

At noon, the skinny old man was the first to shout: "I'm hungry, I'm hungry. My maid will bring food quickly."

Soon, the young maid brought the prepared lunch.

This time, Xu Gengdao repeated his old trick and once again administered poison, a highly poisonous substance that penetrated the intestines!

The young maid did not dare to disobey, so she had to pretend that she knew nothing and gave the food and wine to the skinny old man.

But this time, the skinny old man did not eat in the house. He sat on the floor, using his hands together in the sun, and ate happily.

Xu Geng said, Ruhua and the others watched him eat all the food.

Then, the skinny old man lay on the ground and fell asleep.

The snoring kept coming and going and never stopped.

Suddenly, the sky turned dark.

Gusu Zhongqi once again prepared a grand dinner to entertain guests. Wei An and others all went to the palace to eat.

The skinny old man also went, sat at a dining table, and once again used his "booger trick".

Soon, everyone at the table left angrily.

He monopolized the table full of fine wine and delicacies, drank heavily, ate large pieces of meat, and was extremely happy.

However, when Xu Gengdao and others stared at the skinny old man, their moods were completely different.

They were not fools, they saw that the skinny old man was unusual.

"Master Zhang, who do you think the old man is?" Chu Gaoge asked.

Wei An shook his head and said, "I don't have much experience in the world of martial arts, so I can't tell his true story."

Chu Gaoge muttered: "At first glance, the old man seems to be powerless, but he is invulnerable to all poisons. This is not something ordinary people can do."

Ruhua nodded and said: "To be able to be invulnerable to all poisons, one must either have extremely deep internal strength or possess special bloodline or physique."

Xu Gengdao said: "You mean, this old man is a hidden master?"

Shingomatsu replied: "You stepped on a master's shit. Thinking about it this way, don't you feel a lot better?"

"..."

Xu Gengdao stared, wishing he could kick Shen Wusong.

Zhu Hongxue, who had never spoken much, said slowly: "We come from various sects, but no one can figure out the clues about that old man. If you ask me, this person is either a reclusive peerless master, or..."

Xu Gengdao asked: "What is it?"

Zhu Hongxue took a deep breath and said: "That old man's rank is too high, and you and I are not qualified to get in touch with him."

As soon as these words came out!

Xu Gengdao couldn't help but his breath froze. After thinking about it, he shook his head and said, "If he is really that awesome, how could he let me step on him?"

Shengosong chuckled, "People may treat you like a monkey and play tricks on you."

"..."

Xu Gengdao didn't want to talk to this person anymore.

After the dinner, Wei An and his party walked to the other courtyard, and the skinny old man followed them. He said with a mean smile: "Together, together."

At this time, no one dared to refuse him.

The skinny old man approached Wei An and said with a smile: "Friend, tomorrow is the birthday party. What gifts are you going to give to Gusu Zhongqi?"

When Wei An heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Of course there are gifts. Why, you came without any gifts?"

"What are you talking about? Do I look like that kind of person? Of course I have prepared gifts!"

The skinny old man spoke righteously, then changed the subject, "That's right, I accidentally forgot to bring it."

Wei An pointed outside and said, "It's still too late for you to prepare now."

"It's already dark, where do you want me to get gifts?"

The skinny old man spread his hands and said with a smile: "In this way, if you choose one of your gifts and lend it to me, I will definitely return it tenfold in the future."

Wei An also spread his hands and said, "I can't help you. I only brought a congratulatory gift."

The skinny old man suddenly became anxious and shouted: "Bringing only one gift? Is your Pantian Sect so poor?"

Wei An said without changing his expression: "Gifts are light but affection is heavy. What's more, the congratulatory gift from Pantian Sect is not light."

"Not light?"

The face of the skinny old man changed, and he asked with curiosity: "What a good treasure, can you take it out so that I can open my eyes?"

Wei An shook his head and said, "No! As soon as I take out that treasure, I must eat it immediately."

"food?"

The skinny old man swallowed.