National Games Game: I am the Chinese God of War!

“This year’s Spring Festival Gala, don’t be too excited!”

"Haha, what about those people who initially complained about what was good about the Spring Festival Gala? Such a Spring Festival Gala is to your taste!"

"It's right, it's so right! Our whole family stayed in front of the TV and couldn't bear to leave for a second."

"Why don't we call it the Spring Festival Gala? It's better to call it the China National Power Display Conference."

"Isn't a strong national strength the most important component of the prosperity of the motherland? I wish it could be like this every year. It's much better than those shows that are vain and talk about worries about writing new words."

"Hey, do you think Lu Yuan will play? I've been looking forward to it for more than half a month, but I've never been sure."

"It's not appropriate for Lu Yuan to perform on stage in this kind of occasion."

"Where is the inappropriateness? Lu is not 10,000 times better than those traffic stars before!"

"The Spring Festival Gala isn't over yet. Are you going to continue playing music and dancing?"

In fact, it is according to the original plan of the Chinese official.

The Spring Festival Gala of the Year of the Horse is coming to an end here.

But I can't stand it. Lu Yuan is so powerful!

At the end of the second stage, many incredible opportunities were gained from the game.

As a result, the Chinese Spring Festival Gala was "forced" to be postponed.

Now that China has decided not to hide anymore, it has taken the center stage.

Then expose it thoroughly and eliminate the idea of ​​countries like the beautiful country engaging in trivial matters.

"In our Chinese mythology, there are four major mythical beasts, the green dragon, the white tiger, the red bird, the black basalt, the three-legged golden crow, and the mythical beast Kunpeng."

"There is also an auspicious beast called the sacred beast Qilin, which is the auspicious pet of China."

This time, Zheng Xiaoxiao answered directly without waiting for the audience to speak.

"You are right, the Chinese Spring Festival Gala is not over yet!"

"Of course, as a member of China, my hope is that the Spring Festival Gala will last as long as possible."

"The mythical beast Qilin means peace and longevity."

"Qilin appears in this world to protect the peace of the world and protect mankind from evil forces!"

The audience in the live broadcast room began to speculate.

Controllable nuclear fusion represented by the Golden Crow.

Kunpeng represents the seventh-generation air and space fighter.

Hou Yi represents the orbital machine gun.

So what does Qilin represent?

tank? Aircraft carrier? Super missile?

"Is there anyone who understands Chinese culture who can tell me what a unicorn is?"

"Qilin is not a thing, no! Qilin is a kind of Chinese mythical beast. You can just understand it as a more powerful existence like Phoenix or Apollomon."

"Let's see what the host says."

Sun Qiang is summarizing.

"We, the Chinese nation, do the right thing and follow the right path, and we will be worthy of heaven and worthy of the earth!"

“We are following a path of development that is open and above board and does not steal or rob.”

"With the protection of heaven and earth, auspiciousness will come to China."

The more the audience listened, the more something was wrong.

Why do you talk as if you are talking about metaphysics?

If there is any black technology in China, just bring it out.

That's a bit far.

Sun Qiang smiled bitterly, things in the world are unpredictable.

Myths and legends will one day become reality.

The three of them were taught a vivid lesson backstage.

If they were not accompanied by the three chiefs and Lu Yuan, the three of them would have thought themselves crazy the moment they saw the colorful unicorn.

The living mythical beast Qilin!

Just standing there, blinking his big eyes, still eating in his mouth.

The little girl Zheng Xiaoxiao wanted to stick her eyes on the young Qilin.

Without backstage experience, he would never have been able to read out such an outrageous manuscript without blushing and without his heart beating.

The first three scenes, after all, just took the meaning of the mythical beast.

Today's Qilin is a real mythical beast that has come to the world!

If you invite the baby to come up and show your face.

That would be great fun.

The custody shattered the fragile outlook of those viewers!

No, when the hosting is over, we must go see the mythical beast Qilin again.

"There are always young people who don't want others to be good or better than them. They act openly and secretly, and do despicable things. They always want to knock China into the dust."

Beautiful Country: Just point at my nose and scold me!

"The mythical beast Qilin can protect the peace of a country."

"Completely cut off those countries' attempts to subvert China and hinder China's development."

"The fourth act of the Chinese Spring Festival Gala, the Chinese dragon roars and the unicorn protects the world!"

"Please look at the big screen!"

in the picture.

Above the East China Sea.

At some unknown time, five aircraft carriers and more than 5 warships from the Eastern Theater Command and the Southern Theater Command sailed to the high seas outside China's territorial waters.

With the five aircraft carriers as the center, they are arranged in five neat square formations.

On the battleship, there are thousands of cannons.

"Report! The East China Sea Fleet, the first fleet is ready!"

"Report! The East China Sea Fleet and the Second Fleet are ready!"

"..."

"Report! The South China Sea Fleet and the Third Fleet are ready!"

During the report, the gun barrels of all warships moved slowly.

Soldiers of the Chinese Navy loaded each artillery piece with live ammunition.

All the audience looked extremely nervous.

coming! coming!

They couldn't imagine it.

China's reaction was so intense.

Bravely preparing to take the initiative and start a war on the East China Sea!

The intention is to fight against the 14-nation coalition forces on its own.

"Let's fight, let's fight! If we fight, it's best to finish it off together."

"China is impulsive. Once a fight breaks out, the huge disparity in naval strength, even with Kunpeng fighter jets and Houyi laser cannons, will definitely cause 1,000 casualties to the enemy and 800 losses to itself."

"The other party has come to show off their power at home, so what's the point to worry about? Just do it and it's over. This time I support China."

"I hope both sides will exercise restraint and not expand the scale of the war. The water blue star is riddled with holes and cannot withstand too much trouble."

The 14-nation coalition forces are always paying attention to the movements of the Chinese navy.

The quarrel turned into a pot of porridge.

"China is really coming!"

"What to do? Do you want to fight?"

"We'd better retreat. After watching Huaxia's live broadcast, they are different from the past. We can't offend them to death."

"We are just here to make up the numbers, not to fight against China."

Before the joint military exercise, the 14-nation coalition was still full of confidence.

Thinking about how to bite off a piece of meat from Hua Xia.

Nowadays, their hearts are wandering, but what they are thinking about is how to protect themselves wisely.

Especially the fleets of Fuso Kingdom and Dahan Kingdom, their thoughts have not been here for a long time.

But it is not forced by the power of the beautiful country all the year round, and it is in the middle of the combined fleet.

He probably sneaked away like last time.

Tanggula, the commander of the American fleet, was also unsure.

Emergency call to Donald.

"Fight or retreat?"

Donald finally understood that all Hua Xia's actions tonight were well prepared.

If you fight against each other, there will only be one result, and losing will be embarrassing.

"The entire army retreats 50 kilometers. Don't further anger China for the time being!"

Tanggula breathed a sigh of relief quietly.

Order immediately.

"The whole army retreats!"

Everyone in the fleet was relieved.

Tonight, China's evil sect is tight. No one wants to directly conflict with China in this situation.

When the foreign audience saw this, they all burst into laughter.

"Retreat, retreat! The 14-nation coalition has given up!"

"You are so boastful in front of me, do you want to give China a little bit of momentum?"

"Look, everyone, what is China doing?"

"China is crazy! They are aiming their guns at their own territory!"