Doomsday: Others collect supplies, but you collect beauties?
Chapter 46: How about we meet her tonight.
The second keyboard warrior is not far away.
The speed in Caochuan was comparable to the speed of sound, and he was quickly found.
This guy is a fat nerd.
I have the habit of stocking up on supplies on weekdays. I usually stock up on food for a month at a time.
After the end comes.
He was lucky, his roommates were all gone, and he didn't turn into a zombie. That's why he has been living happily to this day.
When Cao Chuan found him.
He is still playing King Pesticide selflessly, and it is quite strong to be matched with teammates at this time.
But others are playing games, and this person is playing an electronic piano.
One person sprays 4 teammates, plus enemies.
Cao Chuan stood behind him and watched him quietly.
"What kind of barren thing are you playing against Lu Yaojin? Why don't you come and fight in a group!"
"The jungler Dian Wei doesn't know how to play, and it's recommended to chop off the dick. Such a brainless hero plays like a stupid dog."
"Assist Dong Huang, do you know how to play? Can you come and protect me? Cao Nima, you play so rubbish, your wife deserves to be bitten by a zombie! Why don't you die together!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Hou Yi on the opposite side has the guts to come over and challenge him. It's useless for two to fight against one. It's rubbish."
"Trash King Lanling, he just knows how to chase after his father!"
……
The speed of his typing even moved Cao Chuan.
Awesome, really fast.
No wonder one can scold nine.
While scolding, he can also line up at the same time. The most important thing is that he didn't miss any of his troops, which is a bit tricky.
Ten minutes later.
He is about to push away the crystal.
However, two teammates actually hung up.
This was so cool that the keyboard hero asked them about their household registration books on the spot.
No need to guess, these two people must have been discovered by the zombies, either running away, or have become food for the zombies.
The situation reversed instantly.
They were pushed back by the opposite side.
Knocked down 3 towers in a row.
When the crystal is about to be pushed away, when he is about to lose.
The keyboard warrior didn't forget to compete for words, and output like crazy. The opponent was also angry when he was scolded, so he stopped pushing and stood on the high ground and let the soldiers push by themselves.
However, a dramatic scene happened.
The people on the other side were cursing and cursing, but three people fell silent.
The keyboard warrior took the opportunity to insult him wildly, but there was no reaction.
Three people on the other side were disconnected!
Three against two, there was no suspense, they won.
"Trash is trash. Even if you are not attacked by zombies, you still can't win!"
The keyboard warrior put down his phone and opened another bottle of Coke comfortably.
Tons tons tons.
Finished in one bite.
Throw the plastic bottle out the window.
It could cause a commotion among the zombies before, but not today. I had just won a round and was still excited, so naturally I didn't notice any difference from before.
The keyboard warrior said comfortably: "It's still comfortable for labor and management. All the supplies in a dormitory are mine. I have no problem eating for three months, and zombies can't come. It's so cool. Who can kill me, hahahaha."
Just at this time.
He saw a figure behind him in the mirror.
Suddenly, cold sweat broke out from the top of his head.
Zombies?
Not really.
God wants to kill me.
Frightened, he slowly turned back.
I saw a man looking at him with a smile and said, "Go on, it's quite interesting. If you start a live broadcast, you will definitely make money."
"You, you, are you a human or a ghost, why did you suddenly appear in my dormitory?" The keyboard man looked at Cao Chuan in fear, and immediately groped with his hands on the computer table behind him.
Then he picked up a stainless steel chopstick and held it in front of him.
"Whether you want to play or not, hurry up and hit the road." Cao Chuan smiled, as if he was narrating a very ordinary thing.
"Damn it, don't think I'm easy to bully, go to hell!"
"Snapped!"
The keyboard warrior stabbed Cao Chuan with his chopsticks.
Due to too much force, the chopsticks pressed against Cao Chuan not only failed to hurt Cao Chuan, but because he moved too quickly, the chopsticks pierced his palm in reverse.
With Cao Chuan's current attributes, let alone chopsticks, even a Huaqiang blade would be unable to harm Cao Chuan at all.
The keyboard warrior's metacarpal bone was directly shattered due to the reaction force.
His face was red with pain.
Speechless at all.
Watch the keyboard warrior's funny performance.
Cao Chuan smiled, then took out an assault rifle and put it on his forehead.
"It's been 4202 years, and you still want to kill people with a pair of chopsticks?"
Looking at the rifle above his head, he was dumbfounded.
Just throw the chopsticks to the other side.
He kept waving his hands and said: "No, no, don't kill me. I can give you half of the food, but don't kill me."
At this moment, the keyboard warrior is completely pissed.
Cao Chuan frowned and gave him a shot.
He didn't understand until his death.
Why was he being targeted?
……
After taking away the Keyboard Man's supplies.
Cao Chuan's figure appeared behind the third keyboard warrior.
"Ok?"
The Keyboard Man was stunned for a moment when he looked at Cao Chuan who suddenly appeared.
"who are you?"
The keyboard warrior looked at Cao Chuan in confusion and didn't react for a long time.
"You don't know me, and you keep scolding me on the forum?"
"Ah? Are you the one..."
"You remember it, right? As soon as you remember it, you can hit the road."
"Boom..."
After half a day, Cao Chuan returned to the outside of the dormitory area again.
The difference is that this time, Cao Chuan brought back another woman.
She was already in a coma.
When Cao Chuan found her, a keyboard warrior was about to invade her.
The woman's clothes were torn to pieces, and a touch of pink was very conspicuous on her proud peaks. Her slender waist was pinched red by the keyboard man, and underneath, a pair of jade feet were tied with a few hemp ropes and popped out. Bloodstains.
Cao Chuan felt heartbroken after seeing it.
Treating such a good girl like this?
He immediately said: "Do you fucking understand what it means to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade?"
At that time, the little earthworm of the keyboard warrior was less than 10 centimeters away from the girl and was about to smash the big vat with a toothpick.
Fortunately, Cao Chuan arrived in time.
A knife cut off the man's head.
This prevented tragedy from happening.
In one morning, I killed ten keyboard warriors, killed 1057 zombies, and picked up a girl.
The income is substantial.
Take the girl back to the dormitory.
As soon as he walked in, a strong smell of stewed pig's trotters penetrated Cao Chuan's nose.
Cao Chuan took a deep breath and said, "It smells so good!"
Li Jiayu looked at Cao Chuan who was coming back and said immediately: "Husband, you are back. The pig's trotters have just been stewed and it's time to eat."
"Okay, I happen to be hungry. By the way, take this sister back to the room and take care of her. I also have some medicine here, so I'll give her some medicine as well." Cao Chuan nodded and replied calmly.
"Okay, hubby, you eat first, and I will take care of my sister."
Looking at Li Jiayu's leaving figure.
Cao Chuan smiled and said in his heart; "Although Li Jiayu was ignorant when he was young, it has passed. Except for Wang Mengmeng, I have not let the second girl have a baby. How about I give it to her tonight."
……
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