Global Catastrophe: The school beauty is delivered to your door in the beginning!

"Get out of the way, the lord is coming!"

Lin Cheng walked over with long strides.

"Are you Lin Cheng?" the aunt said loudly, "I ask you, why didn't you notify me of the draft? With my appearance, am I not worthy of your draft?"

"I'm talking about this aunt!" Lin Cheng sneered, "You are too old. There are some things that you don't need to be too clear about! Excuse me, do you know the purpose of the draft?"

"Pah, pah, pah!" the aunt replied very calmly, and at the same time, she did not forget to clap her hands to make a pah-pah-pah sound.

"Fuck!" Lin Cheng was shocked at that time, "Auntie, you are such a tiger!"

"Little brother, I've been here before, wouldn't I know about this kind of thing?"

"Then since you know, why are you here to cause trouble?" Lin Cheng smiled, "Excuse me, may I choose you?"

"Why not?" Auntie replied very confidently, "Haven't you ever heard that a lady still has her charm? At that time, Cao Cao just fell in love with Zhang Xiu's aunt.

In order to sleep with her, Cao Cao directly lost Dian Wei and his eldest son Cao Ang! "

"No, I'm talking about Auntie!" Lin Cheng said anxiously, "Your allusions are so inappropriate!"

According to historical records, Zou was eighteen years old when she married Uncle Zhang Xiu, full of youth and vitality.

Apparently a great beauty.

When Cao Cao defeated Zhang Xiu and met Zou, she was only thirty years old.

In other words, Mrs. Zou is a young woman around thirty years old!

Aren't you an aunt in your fifties who looks like a meat ball?

But before Lin Cheng could speak, the aunt said loudly, "Why are you looking like this? Is there something wrong with what I said?"

"Haha!" Lin Cheng lost his patience, "Auntie, before I set the fire, you either shut up or leave!"

"Hey! Are you threatening me?" The aunt said with disdain, "I'm sorry, I won't accept your tricks!"

Then, she strode towards Lin Cheng.

"To be honest, if it were before the end of the world, I wouldn't look down on you at all!" said the aunt, "I think back then, the young meat around me would have been hundreds, if not a thousand!

Like Kun who can play basketball, T-Bo combination and so on. I don’t know how many times I’ve slept with you! "

Lin Cheng smiled bitterly, "Relationships are before the end of the world. You are a rich woman, right?"

"Huh! You're right!" Auntie said with a smile.

Lin Cheng shook his head, "Su Qing, please get out of here!" he announced.

I really don’t have time to talk nonsense with you!

But at this time, the aunt suddenly changed her expression and asked in an extremely low voice, "Boy, are you sure?"

The voice was very low, but it was like a frozen lake breaking into pieces, and the tone was full of murderous intent.

Somehow, Lin Cheng suddenly felt a chill rushing to his forehead.

"Haha!" Auntie said again, "You can let me go, give me my people back, and we will disappear in front of your eyes immediately!"

As she said that, she leaned her lips towards Lin Cheng, "Don't tell you that I have killed her!"

Is she talking about Lu Yuyou?

Lin Cheng suddenly felt his body shaking uncontrollably.

Because the virtual energy exuded by this aunt was so abundant that it frightened him.

Suddenly, Lin Cheng remembered the information about the Abyss Troops.

"Their little joker is a fat... rich woman!"

"How's it going? Have you thought about it clearly?" Aunt asked.

"She...she's not dead!" Lin Cheng responded.

"Hahaha! I must have been tortured so much by you!" Auntie laughed again, "Tell me, how many times have you teased her? You must answer, otherwise I will be very angry!"

Lin Cheng took a closer look, and suddenly a thought flashed across his mind, "Are you angry? Let's talk about it! I'll wait for a while, you can talk about it later!"

Thinking of this, he quickly clicked on the system and activated his ultimate move.

"Humph, you kid really doesn't know the heights of the world!" The aunt's eyes turned cold, "Just let me teach you a lesson!"

"Go ahead!" Lin Cheng wanted to curse, but for some reason, the words came to his lips but he couldn't say them out.

And the next second, something even weirder happened.

I saw the aunt gently raising her hand and holding Lin Cheng's right arm.

Immediately afterwards, the ultimate move with a three hundred times attribute bonus was given directly by the aunt in such an understatement...

Killed?

Because at this time, Lin Cheng clearly felt that all the virtual energy in his body was completely dissipated.

A feeling of powerless weakness suddenly spread throughout his body.

"what's the situation?"

"Boy, you know very little about power, very little!" Auntie said with a smile. "How about it, do you want me to embarrass you in front of your men? Or should we find a place to find out about the draft?"

"Auntie, let's go to the second floor to talk about the draft!" Lin Cheng responded.

The fight between Auntie and Lin Cheng happened so quickly that no one else saw it.

But now when they heard that Lin Cheng said that he wanted to discuss the draft with his aunt, everyone was shocked.

"What? Husband, you want to follow her? The draft?" Cheng Ruoxin felt a little numb.

"No, hubby, when did your taste become so strong?" Zhao Mengyao was also puzzled.

"Shut up and don't ask!" Lin Cheng responded rudely.

All the school beauties shut up.

"Haha, you are very courageous!" The aunt smiled, and then she pointed to He Xing, who was not far away, trying to hide, "Who is that? What a coincidence, you are also there? Then come over, let's talk about the draft together thing!”

He Xing raised his head suddenly, his eyes full of astonishment, and a hint of indescribable bitterness between his brows.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" asked the aunt, "Why, you don't want to see me?"

"No...no!" He Xing walked over tremblingly, "Little..."

"What are you kidding about? You want to call me little sister?"

"No...ah...yes!" He Xing was already incoherent.

Seeing this, Lin Cheng was also shocked.

"He Xing, who are you?" He couldn't help but think to himself, "The aunt in front of me is most likely the little joker from the Abyss Force. You two look very familiar!

Little joker can be understood as the second in command of the Shinra organization.

According to common sense, it is impossible for a junior minion to be familiar with the second-in-command!

So, did you use to be a flower card? "

Then, Lin Cheng and He Xing came to the living room on the second floor with their aunt, under the puzzled eyes of everyone.

The aunt didn't regard herself as an outsider, she sat directly on the sofa and looked at the room carefully.

"The place is quite nice!" she said. "Your little girlfriends take good care of you, and the house is so clean!"

Lin Cheng stared at the aunt with wide eyes, but did not respond.

The aunt didn't care, she turned her gaze to He Xing and said, "Who is that, come here!"

He Xing frowned and walked over uneasily.

Then, the aunt stood up from the sofa, then stretched out her hand and pinched He Xing's ear: "You kid, you ran away from home without saying a word, and you didn't even write me a letter in the middle.

What, are you going to avoid me for the rest of your life? "

"F*ck!" Lin Cheng was completely numb, "Auntie's behavior... you two are more than familiar?"