Northern Myanmar, the hell on earth I experienced
Chapter 423 I am looking forward to Brother Hao teaching me how to shoot
"Will you help me?"
Brother Hao asked.
I didn't speak.
Seeing that I didn’t say anything, Brother Hao repeated it to me.
I pursed my lips.
"Brother Hao, I'm sorry, I'm too stupid to help you."
I used to think that Brother Hao was just a scammer, but gradually I discovered that this person is insidious and cunning. He looks harmless on the surface, but he is actually using all kinds of tricks to scheme against people.
I increasingly feel that being with such people only makes me appear more ignorant and stupid.
Just like the comments about geniuses and normal people I saw on a social platform before, they said that when we look at monkeys, it's the same as how geniuses look at us. We think we are great, but in fact, we are just clowns in the eyes of those geniuses.
This is the difference between me and Brother Hao.
"Compared to me, you are indeed a little dumber, but I don't need you to be too smart, so this is good enough."
Damn, you're so good at praising me that I'll die! I'm being modest when I say I'm stupid. Anyway, when I was in school, I was ranked in the top ten in the whole grade. Have you ever been ranked like that? I'm afraid this result is a lifetime away from you! I'm stupid, you better open your big eyes and see clearly.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not as mature as you. For example, you are good at scheming against people, you are an old fox.
I don’t know why I’ve been so irritable lately, and I’m easily angered. My mood is out of control, and I want to scold people all the time, but I can only do it in my mind. In fact, I not only want to scold people, but sometimes I also want to cry. I don’t know why. Of course, I sometimes stare blankly for a long time. I always feel like I’m half a beat slower than others.
I think I am sick, and it is a serious illness.
I remember that my grandfather was in the same state as I am now when he passed away. I had no energy for anything and even no appetite to eat. Thinking of this, I suddenly felt that I might have really contracted some serious illness.
I swallowed my saliva, thinking whether I should tell Brother Hao about this, but then I thought: It doesn’t matter, I will die! Yes, I am in this half-dead state at this time.
After I finished arguing in my heart, my mood improved a little bit, but still not very good!
I walked up to Brother Hao, and then stood on the roof with him, looking into the distance.
"You haven't answered me yet, do you want to help me?"
"What answer do you want?"
"Of course I do!"
I turned around and looked at Brother Hao.
"Are there any other options?"
"No, there is only one answer. If you do it wrong, you will die."
I turned around and looked at Brother Hao again.
Who are you trying to scare?
But when I met Brother Hao's cold eyes, okay! I admit that I was scared.
"Oh, that's how it is!"
Then Brother Hao continued:
"Starting tomorrow, I will teach you how to shoot a gun. You must learn it well. In addition to shooting, there will be physical training. As the number one lady in Lancheng, you can't be unreliable, right?"
I know Brother Hao did it on purpose, but it really irritated me.
"Who said that? There will always be talented players!"
"Just you?"
"What do you mean? Who are you looking down on?"
Actually, I really want to learn how to shoot a gun, and I also want to find something to do. After all, being trapped in the villa every day is like being in prison. That kind of boring life is really boring.
"Okay, talented player, tomorrow we'll see how you perform. I hope you're not just talking nonsense."
"Of course not. It's not like you haven't seen how good I am with a slingshot."
"Humph, with your current knowledge, you can only stay on the slingshot. But it doesn't matter, there is still plenty of time. I can teach you slowly, and slowly you will know that there is something called a gun that is much more powerful than a slingshot."
I don't want to continue talking to Brother Hao because I feel like I can never win an argument with him. His mouth is like a machine gun, it just keeps firing once the trigger is pulled.
In fact, I think Brother Hao is more suitable for online sales. He can talk anyone to death, and even make them stand up and kowtow to him, begging him to stop nagging and let them go on their journey with peace of mind.
Yes, as long as he does it, the park's performance will soar, and he will be able to sit firmly on the park's champion, and then he can stay in a hotel and get a lot of nightclub coupons. It just so happens that he also likes to do that kind of thing, so he can go to the nightclub every day until his body is swollen.
Sorry, everyone, this was my mental state at that time. I almost seemed a little mentally ill. I think the reason why I was like this had a lot to do with Brother Hao.
"Yes, it's amazing! I'm really looking forward to it!"
I really couldn't hold it in any longer so I said with the attitude that if I can't beat them, I'll join them.
Brother Hao, who was a real smoker, was frightened by my sudden madness and almost choked to death on a puff of cigarette. He coughed several times in a row.
"You, you, wait a minute!"
Brother Hao paused for a long time.
Seeing Brother Hao like this, I suddenly felt a little proud. I thought I seemed to have found a way to counter Brother Hao. Yes, if you can't beat him, just join him. Why didn't I think of it before?
At this moment, I suddenly remembered Ah Xin's earnest teachings to me, which were the martial arts secrets for surviving here. Yes, why should I fight to the death if I can't win? I was such a person before, but it doesn't mean I will be like this in the future.
After all, there is an old saying that a man of insight is a wise man.
At this moment, I seemed to understand it instantly.
"You're looking forward to it, aren't you?"
"Yes, I am looking forward to it. I am looking forward to Brother Hao teaching me how to shoot a gun. I think it will be very impressive and awesome."
After hearing what I said, Brother Hao instantly stopped doing it.
He coughed a few times again, then took a few more puffs of the cigarette in his hand and simply stopped smoking and threw it away.
Then Brother Hao put his hand on my head to try it, and then put his hand on his own head to try it.
"Are you OK!"
Brother Hao asked.
"What can happen to me? I'm fine. I can eat and sleep!"
"you..."
Brother Hao suddenly felt a little overwhelmed. Seeing Brother Hao like this made me feel so happy. Please forgive me for being so joyful when I go crazy. If I had known this would be the case, I should have gone crazy earlier.
"Change back to me."
Brother Jiuhao said.
"Back to where?"
Brother Hao has left me speechless.
"Stop pretending."
"I won't!"
"Okay, good, you are worthy of being the number one lady in Lancheng, okay, very good!"
As Brother Hao was speaking, A Guang had already brought Master Ye here.
"Brother Hao!"
When Brother Hao saw Master Ye coming, he called Master Ye to his side and asked everyone to wait downstairs. He said that he had something to say to Master Ye alone.
"Can I hear it?"
I said, you know, I didn’t dare to talk to Brother Hao like this before, but now I dare, and I’m very brave. I don’t know why I feel like my courage has suddenly become very fat. Maybe it’s because I’ve gained weight recently! My courage has also grown a little fatter!
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