Northern Myanmar, the hell on earth I experienced

The appearance of the two naturally attracted the attention of everyone present, causing a commotion.

After taking a look, Ah Xin curled her lips.

"Are these two guys seriously ill?"

I nodded.

"It's a serious illness and needs treatment."

Then Ah Xin looked at me and said:

"Does that mean I need a dental surgery or an injection?"

I hesitated for a moment, then Ah Xin gave me a smirk, and the next second I suddenly realized something.

Why are you looking sideways at Ah Xin?

But even though we don’t like these two people, it doesn’t mean that everyone dislikes them.

"Isn't this my sister Xiaomei?"

"Sister Xiaomei is dressed like this, isn't she giving us some benefits?"

"Yes, yes, I think so. I just miss the sun."

"I think so too."

"Hey, why do I suddenly realize that Aqiao is also very pretty."

"Yeah! I found that too."

“I don’t know what it feels like.”

"You'll know after trying it."

"Hahaha!"

It's not the audience's fault that they made such comments, mainly because the two of them seemed to have exposed their cleavage and deliberately used their clothes to tighten it in the middle, or it seemed like they were not wearing anything underneath.

She even wore black stockings which women hated but men loved.

To put it bluntly, this is completely contrary to what a normal person should do.

The park allows employees to be relatively free with what they wear except during work hours, so even if someone is willing to go naked, the park administrators will not interfere. Instead, they will strongly support it. After all, there is free stuff for everyone to enjoy, so why not do it?

However, more people praised the two people's outfits generously.

"so beautiful!"

"I feel like my soul is hooked when Xiaomei looks at me. It's so exciting!"

"I think so too! It's so beautiful."

"This look always reminds me of that afternoon in the cafeteria bathroom. It's so unforgettable!"

"Me too."

Some people even shouted from a distance.

"Xiao Mei, I love you, muah."

"Me too!"

"Xiao Mei, can we go on a date?"

"Hahaha!"

Wang Shanmei and Liu Qiao walked towards their group while glancing at the men who had just shouted at her. She had a proud look on her face. It was obvious that she really thought those flirting words were compliments to her. Not only did she not feel the slightest bit of shame, but she very much enjoyed being praised and admired.

Obviously, Wang Shanmei imagined herself as a popular big star or young actress at this moment. However, in fact, in the hearts of those men, she was just a high-end bus that could adapt to different roads, such as waterways, muddy roads, beaches or forest paths.

Just as Wang Shanmei walked into the aisle, someone shouted.

"Xiao Mei, do you want to be my wife?"

Wang Shanmei glanced at the man.

"It is simply a foolish dream for a toad to want to eat swan flesh."

The man immediately replied:

"Yes, yes, yes. I've been with you thousands of times in my dreams. I can do whatever you want."

Just when everyone was making fun of Wang Shanmei, Alang stood up with a bang.

Then, under everyone's puzzled gaze, Alang walked towards Wang Shanmei. Just as Alang was about to hold Wang Shanmei's hand, Wang Shanmei directly refused.

Alang then realized that he was in some conflict. Although it was generally acknowledged that Wang Shanmei was Alang's woman, it would still be somewhat inappropriate for Alang to openly admit it in this situation.

However, everyone in the park knew about their affair, but everyone tacitly reached a consensus and pretended not to know and cooperated with Alang in acting.

In addition, Wang Shanmei is good at pretending and acting, so Alang always thought that he was the only man who had had in-depth communication with Wang Shanmei.

Alang coughed lightly:

"Well, ahem, well, we are all colleagues, how can you make fun of your colleagues like this? This is too outrageous. And today, Mr. Liang and Mr. Bai are here, plus the brothers from the barracks are here too, as well as the members of the new second squad. Do you want to make fun of us?"

Oh my God! They say that a dog can't spit out ivory, how could Alang say such a thing.

After hearing this, everyone sat down one by one, pursed their lips and pretended to listen to Alang.

Alang said again:

"That's you. Be nice to your colleagues. We are a team!"

After that, Alang scratched his head, probably because he couldn't come up with anything nice to say, so he just dealt with it with a few words.

"The venue must maintain good discipline. Don't think that today is a celebration party and you can do whatever you want. Everything must be done according to the rules and regulations. As the saying goes, there is no order without rules."

Oh my god I'm really going to be amused by him.

Ah Xin next to me said:

"No one can sleep at night without a beautiful girl."

Fortunately, she spoke in a low voice, so I quickly said to her:

"Yeah!"

Afterwards, Ah Xin said a few profound words while playing with the wine glass in her hand:

"What you thought was a tree-lined path was actually already busy with traffic - Shakespeare

Even though that place has been left with traces by countless people, there are still people who yearn for it. - Guo Moruo (Adapted version)

At first it was very narrow, but only just wide enough for one person to pass through. After walking a few dozen steps, it suddenly became open. The land was flat and spacious, with neat houses, fertile fields, beautiful ponds, mulberry trees and bamboos. - Tao Yuanming.

The tree-lined path you long for is actually covered with hoarfrost every morning and evening - Levkandvod.

Even if it becomes a black hole, it is a place that some people want to explore in their lifetime. - Hawking (Adapted version)"

I swallowed after listening to it. I felt that I must be too evil to think about that level in every sentence.

I swallowed and poked Xin.

"Hey, don't you want to kill yourself? Your ex-husband's brother taught you Chinese, right?"

"Yes, every late night, every time when the night is quiet, there will be heart-wrenching cries that pierce the night sky, tearing apart the dreams of the old bachelors, making them stand up straight, making them stiff, and making their blood boil."

"You're going to die."

I said.

Ah Xin glanced at me.

"Sister Piao, these are the key points. Circle them and memorize them, then apply them skillfully. I think you can go further. Only in this way can you have a deeper understanding with Brother Hao."

I don't know if I'm too evil or if Ah Xin is too good at driving. She took me on the fast track with just a few words. But no matter what, even if Ah Xin did it on purpose and kept making jokes, I'm really happy with her.

Our conversation attracted the attention of Brother Hao standing next to us.

"What are you talking about?"

I looked at Brother Hao and then at Ah Xin, then I coughed lightly and spoke to Brother Hao in the same tone that Ah Xin had just used to speak to me:

"We are talking about how to dance ballet on the tip of Hao's heart."

After listening to me, Brother Hao glanced at me and said calmly:

"You know so much."

Ah Xin next to me had a hard time suppressing the corners of her mouth, just like the AKs in the hands of the warlords in the barracks, which she couldn't suppress at all.