Force me to be reborn, right?

"Hello, very powerful voice actor. My name is Cheng Zhu. I am a very powerful... high school diploma holder."

Cheng Zhu thought for a few seconds before he came up with a title for his current self.

Now I am like a trumpet with a blank slate, I can't even pick out a "title".

Hearing this, Lin Lu was amused and said, "I know you. I also bought 0:0 with Ning Ning. I won money with you."

Cheng Zhu looked at her and said in his heart again: "Sisters with big eyes and pear dimples will indeed be cuter when they smile."

It’s so cute that he opened the door to cuteness - so cute.

He became interested.

At this moment, the topic revolves around football.

Although Lin Lu only watched this one game, he chatted more enthusiastically than anyone else.

This made Shen Qingning, the only person who didn't watch the finals, completely unable to get a word in.

She has a cold temperament and doesn't care at all. However, she is actually quite good at listening. When others are chatting in a lively manner, she will listen quietly to the side.

Shen Minglang still thinks that Cheng Zhuhua bought 0:0 for 0, which is very impressive. At this moment, he is asking sincerely: "Cousin, what do you think, would you buy 0:?"

"The person in the dream told me this when I was dreaming."

"Who are you dreaming about?"

"Myself in a few years." Cheng Yi said seriously.

Shen Minglang immediately showed a speechless expression, but Lin Lu thought it was quite fun for this cool-looking boy to talk.

What is there to say?

——Humor is the best medical beauty for men.

At this moment, the food starts to be served.

Since we are all young people of about the same age, we have many topics in common and there is no silence during the meal.

As we chatted, we talked about college life.

After all, there are two campus goddesses here who will be sophomores after the summer vacation, as well as two quasi-college students.

Shen Minglang has just graduated two years ago, and he really misses the romantic days when he drove a Panamera to school and the girl in the passenger seat kept changing.

He suddenly thought of something and said, "By the way, Lin Lu, Ning Ning told me, are you two going to rent a house outside for your sophomore year?"

"Yes, we want to live together, hehe." Lin Lu said with a smile.

"Why do you suddenly want to live outside?" Shen Minglang began to make insinuations and inquire about his sister's real college situation.

Shen Qingning listened on the sidelines, fully aware of his ulterior motives, but did not point them out.

"It's nothing, I just want to live together, and there is a woman in our dormitory who speaks in a weird way. Ning Ning and I don't like her," Lin Lu said.

"That's right. That's true. It's really a headache to have bad roommates in college." Shen Minglang understood this.

"Really? You can't see her when you raise your head, but you can't talk to her when you talk to her, so she's very angry!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Lu curled his lips angrily and said: "I don't know if there is any way to cure this kind of person. I am often so angry that I can't sleep in the middle of the night, reviewing the game like crazy, feeling that I didn't perform well in the last quarrel. "

When Cheng Zhu heard this, he glanced at Jiang Wanzhou.

Seeing him staring at her, Jiang Wanzhou immediately said, "What are you doing! Why are you looking at me?"

Cheng Zhu ignored him and continued to look at him.

Jiang Wanzhou was a little offended by his stare, and cursed: "What do you mean? Are you implying that I am also a bitch!"

After everyone's eyes were focused on Cheng Zhu, he said slowly: "How is that possible? I think everyone can learn from the way you speak sometimes."

"If you want the Yin and Yang to go back, you can add the word [there] at the end of many words." Cheng Zhu said calmly.

"Huh? For example?" Lin Lu immediately became excited.

Cheng Zhu started to say in another tone: "What you said is really right!"

"Really! It's so awesome!"

"Thank you for taking the trouble!"

Lin Lu's eyes lit up, and he imitated Cheng Zhu's tone, smiling at him with a small smile on his face, and said, "Then I understand!"

Cheng Zhu nodded and continued eating.

Jiang Wanzhou remained by the side unwillingly, staring at Cheng Zhudao with a look of resentment: "That's not how I talk! Why are you studying indiscriminately!"

Cheng Yi said while eating Jinsha Hall's famous braised pork, "Yeah, I learned it wrong."

Jiang Wanzhou went crazy and wanted to tear his mouth apart instantly.

Lin Lu found this boy more and more interesting.

While chatting, everyone talked about college classes again.

Shen Minglang said that he slept most of the time in class, and the teacher would not bother you at all, which was much more enjoyable than in high school.

"Cousin, you can sleep safely when the time comes." Shen Minglang, a person who has been here before, started to speak.

Shen Qingning rarely spoke at this time: "What are you teaching blindly all day long?"

Cheng Zhushun followed this topic and deliberately told Jiang Wanzhou, "If it is a good university, it would be a pity not to listen to some teachers' classes."

"How do you say it?" Shen Minglang asked.

Cheng Zhudao: "I have seen a saying that the university teacher who teaches you may be the person with the highest social status that you can come into contact with in your life. If it were not for the platform of school, you would not be able to interact with people at this level when you enter society. human contact.”

Shen Minglang wanted to retort, but suddenly he let out a "fuck" sound.

"Damn it, your statement seems interesting. A friend of mine who studies law said that his teacher seems to teach criminal law, but secretly he is a living king of hell. He sentences more than 600 death sentences a year."

For a rich second generation like him, there are still too many people with high social status that he can come into contact with, so the examples he came up with were people he didn't want to see in his life.

But in fact, this is true for many ordinary people. You may speak ill of your teacher every day when you were in school, but you are not even qualified to talk to him in society.

Maybe he will be an expert number that you can't even grab when you see a doctor.

Perhaps the class you are attending charges tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands for one lecture outside.

Maybe outside, his consulting fee is several thousand yuan an hour.

Maybe even your textbook was compiled by him.

Maybe when he told you about the case he was working on, he still had 200 million yuan in balance that he had not received, so I would like to tell you the case first.

Even your teacher's ideas may be called local policies.

Cheng Zhu really didn't plan to go to college and not attend classes at all, and he didn't want Jiang Wanzhou to just hang around in school, so he said it specifically.

This made Shen Qingning couldn't help but glance at him.

Lin Lu felt that this boy was quite contradictory. Sometimes he felt playful and smiling, and sometimes he felt more mature than the average high school graduate.

The seiyuu girl felt that what he said made some sense, but she still sighed and said, "Oh, it's a pity for me. I've been easily sleepy since I was a child."

Cheng Zhu raised his eyes and glanced at her, and said abruptly: "Is it because you often did homework until midnight when you were a child?"

"Yes, yes!" Lin Lu immediately became excited and said, "I was slow to do my homework when I was a child. Others did it in one go, but I have to do it for a long time."

"That's right." Cheng Zhu smiled, thinking of a piece of content he saw when he was watching the debate variety show "Qi Pa Shuo" in his previous life.

That is what Chen Ming said, and it is just applicable at this moment.

And what a coincidence is that Chen Ming is also a university teacher.

"Behavioral psychology tells us that if a person always studies when he is sleepy, he will become sleepy whenever he studies in the future."

"You should know about Pavlov's dogs, right? Ring a bell, eat, and drool. Ring a bell, eat, and drool. Later, if you ring a bell, you will drool even if you don't eat."

"This is called [classical conditioning]."

"Similar to this experiment, you will feel sleepy when you study late at night. You will feel sleepy when you study late at night. Later, you will not be sleepy even if you study late at night."

"This is how the stimulus field for conditioned reflexes is formed."

As he said that, he smiled at Lin Lu and said very understandingly: "Actually, I don't blame you, I blame those late nights in childhood."

Jiang Wanzhou and Shen Qingning: "???"

Shen Minglang's heart: "I've learned the damn lesson. Why do I only say that I'm sleepy too when talking about this topic with girls!"

Lin Lu was stunned for a while at first, then the more he listened, the more reasonable he became, and finally he was completely convinced, feeling like he had met a famous doctor and found the cause of the disease.

Looking at the shocked expression of the seiyuu girl, Cheng Zhuyu said earnestly: "So if you have a child in the future, you should take this as a warning and never let her learn too late."

"Okay, okay!" Lin Lu nodded in agreement and said, "I remember, I remember."

As she said this, she added: "It's still too early to have a child. If I forget the seriousness of this matter in the future, you must remind me."

Cheng Zhu, who never seemed to take the initiative to initiate a topic but always controlled the rhythm, became happy after hearing this.

——The purpose has been achieved.

I saw him grinning, looking at the vitality girl in front of him who was particularly cute when she smiled and had a pear vortex. He showed his "fangs" and said slowly:

"I don't have your contact information."