Excellent little farmer

Xu Ziqi sighed, took out the car key from her body, handed it over, and said in a low voice: "Drive to see her off, Secretary Ye, you are serious, how can you hit someone!"

But Pang Xiaoli raised her head, glared at her with hostility, and said angrily: "Godfather, this is for my own good, you don't have to worry about it!"

Xu Ziqi was startled for a moment, then turned her head and smiled dumbly for a while, then turned back and said with a smile: "You kid, you are really interesting."

Pang Xiaoli turned her face to the side and said coldly: "It's boring. What's the point of being whipped dozens of times with a belt? Why don't you give it a try and see if it's fun?"

Xu Ziqi suddenly choked up and smiled awkwardly: "Look, this kid has such a big mouth and is not forgiving at all."

I stretched out my hand, pinched Pang Xiaoli's thigh, and said in a low voice: "Xiaoli, don't be so petty and why don't you apologize to Aunt Ziqi quickly? You smashed so much good wine, why don't I?" Calling the police to arrest you is already considered magnanimous."

Pang Xiaoli pouted, buried her face on my shoulder, and said reluctantly: "Aunt Ziqi, I'm sorry."

Xu Ziqi hurriedly waved her hand and said: "Xiaoli! It doesn't matter. Remember to come over often in the future, and Auntie will give you a free bill."

Only then did Pang Xiaoli become happy. She quickly raised her head and said with a smile: "Aunt Ziqi, that's great. I'm so sorry. I drank too much today and I can't remember what I did just now. If you offend someone, don’t be angry."

Xu Ziqi hurriedly walked over with a smile, pinched her cheek, nodded and said: "Xiaoli is quite lovable. It would be great if I had a goddaughter like this."

After hearing this, Pang Xiaoli tightened her little face and lost her smile. She stretched out her hand and pushed on my back, urging softly: "Godfather, let's go quickly, I'm almost exhausted."

I sighed, shook my head with a wry smile, carried her downstairs, found Xu Ziqi's car, and drove Pang Xiaoli home.

Pang Xiaoli was sitting in the passenger seat, her head lowered all the time, grinning and saying: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts so much."

I turned my head to look at her and said with a smile: "It's okay if you know it hurts. Remember to study hard in the future and don't be naughty or mischievous outside, otherwise your godfather will fix you."

Pang Xiaoli made a face and curled her lips and said, "Stingy guy, I charged you a hundred yuan and got beaten like this. It's really not worth it!"

I chuckled, removed my right hand from the steering wheel, touched her little head, and said in a low voice: "Xiaoli! I haven't realized my mistake yet, so it seems like the fight was in vain."

Pang Xiaoli stretched out her hand and touched her buttocks, and hummed in a low voice: "Daddy, hitting someone is also a mistake, don't you realize that too?"

I smiled, shook my head and said, "It's all because of your alcoholic father."

Pang Xiaoli said with a sad face: "I knew that if the city gate caught fire, it would affect the fish in the pond. I am the poor little fish."

I laughed and saw a drugstore at the intersection ahead, so I stopped the car and went down to buy a bottle of red potion. When I got back to the car, I threw the potion to Pang Xiaoli and whispered: "Xiaoli, before going to bed. Remember to put it on, it will be fine in two days.”

Pang Xiaoli'Hmm! With a sound, she weighed the small medicine bottle in her hands and threw it aside. She held her chin in her hands and looked at the street lights flashing by the roadside. She was in a daze. After a while, she sighed. He murmured: "Daddy, can I ask you something?"

I smiled and said, "What's the matter?"

Pang Xiaoli turned her face, looked at him with a half-smile, and said softly: "Godfather, is that Aunt Ziqi your mistress?"

I was startled and shouted in a low voice: "Xiaoli, don't talk nonsense. My godfather doesn't have a mistress."

Pang Xiaoli pouted, turned her head to the side, drew random pictures on the car window with her fingers, and whispered in a low voice: "Tch, I knew you wouldn't admit it."

I turned to look at her and said with a wry smile: "Xiaoli, my godfather is telling the truth."

Pang Xiaoli'Oh! ' He made a sound, turned around, tugged on the hem of my suit, and asked curiously: "Godfather, who is your mistress?"

I frowned, with a sullen look on my face, and said impatiently: "I already told you, why are you still asking?"

Pang Xiaoli curled her lips, blinked and said, "Who would believe that such a big county party secretary can have no mistress?"

I squinted my eyes and looked at the road ahead, and said casually: "You kid really deserves a beating!"

Pang Xiaoli snorted, suddenly patted the car door, and shouted: "Stop!"

I sighed, quickly parked the car aside, frowned and said, "What's wrong?"

Pang Xiaoli blushed and murmured: "I want to pee!"

I frowned and said, "That's outrageous. Her speech is not elegant at all. She is either smelly or peeing. She doesn't look like a girl."

Pang Xiaoli rolled her eyes at me and argued softly: "Boys have to pee too! Besides, I'm talking about a 38-year-old woman, not a stinky 38-year-old woman. What you said is even less elegant."

I shook my head with a wry smile, closed my eyes, and said helplessly: "Okay, Pang Xiaoli, you are really good at talking back. Come on down."

Pang Xiaoli shook her head and said, "I don't dare."

I smiled, opened the car door and stood beside the car, saying in a low voice: "It must be okay this time, go behind the phone booth quickly."

Pang Xiaoli trotted over and came back after a while. She said with a sad face: "Godfather, it's really strange. As soon as I see your back, I can't pee."

I waved my hand helplessly and said with a wry smile: "Why are you always looking at me when you don't concentrate on peeing?"

Pang Xiaoli stamped her feet and said angrily: "I told you that people are afraid!"

"Do you need your godfather to pee on you?"

After I finished speaking, I suddenly felt that something was wrong. It was too frivolous. I quickly got into the car, lowered my head and started the car, sat upright, and stopped talking.

Pang Xiaoli chuckled, sat back in the car, closed the door heavily, and said with a smile: "That way it will be even harder to pee."

I coughed a few times and drove the car on the road. Not long after, I drove to the downstairs of Pang Jun's house.

After getting off the car, Pang Xiaoli did not move, but stretched out her arms, waved and said: "Daddy, no! It hurts so much!"

I frowned and said, "Xiaoli, didn't you run very quickly just now?"

Pang Xiaoli said with aggrieved face: "Didn't you want to pee just now? So you don't remember the pain, and now it starts to hurt again."

I sighed, had no choice but to walk over, squat down, and said with emotion: "Xiaoli! I really shot myself in the foot. I hit you once and made you suffer all the way."

Pang Xiaoli chuckled, nodded repeatedly and said, "It's good to know, why is this young lady so easy to bully?"

I carried her to the door and said softly: "Get to the place and get down quickly."

But Pang Xiaoli shook her head into a wavy drum, took out the key from her pocket and handed it over, whispering: "Godfather, if you carry me to the bedroom, I will forgive you for what happened today."

I frowned and said, "No, this is not okay. How can it be appropriate?"

But Pang Xiaoli lowered her head and blew air into my neck, and whispered: "It's okay. Mom takes sleeping pills at night and sleeps like crazy. Even if you destroy the whole house, she won't wake up."

I was stunned and said, "Why should I smash your things?"

Pang Xiaoli pouted and said, "Dad and I have made you angry, right? If you smash it, the anger will disappear."

I smiled silently, opened the door with the key, and walked in with her on my back. Pang Xiaoli closed the door and used her arms to guide the direction. I took off my shoes, walked straight into her bedroom, and gently He threw it on the bed and said with a smile: "It should be fine this time, right?"

Pang Xiaoli shook her head, threw the red potion to me, lay on the bed, shook her legs and said, "Isn't it too much to beat someone's buttocks until they are swollen, and then just run away like this?"

I frowned and said, "Then what else do you want?"

Pang Xiaoli pointed her finger at her butt and said with a smile: "Just put some medicine on it!"

I shouted in a low voice: "It's nonsense, it's really nothing big or small."

Pang Xiaoli chuckled, raised her head and asked, "Godfather, do my legs look good?"

I shook my head and said, "It's so ugly."

"Then you still looked at it for so long!" Pang Xiaoli pouted with an unhappy look on her face.

I sighed, walked over, patted her shoulder, and said in a low voice: "Okay, Xiaoli, be obedient! Your godfather is gone."

Pang Xiaoli nodded, stretched out her arms, grabbed my shoulders, kissed him gently on the cheek, and said in a tired voice: "Godfather, drive carefully."

I smiled slightly, turned around and walked out. After going downstairs, I looked back and saw Pang Xiaoli leaning her head out of the window under the light, waving to him frequently. I waved too, then got in the car and slowly Drive the car out of the yard.

Pang Xiaoli took a shower, returned to the bedroom, applied the medicine, took out a hundred yuan from her pocket, squinted at it for a long time, then folded it into a paper airplane, threw it gently, and then lay on the bed. , pulled up the quilt and said to himself: "This little godfather is quite fun."