Excellent little farmer

After Guan Lei lit the cigarette, he took a few puffs. While puffing away the smoke, he talked about some interesting stories about hunting, made gestures, and talked about some essentials that need to be paid attention to when shooting, as well as some hunting techniques.

I listened very attentively and asked a few questions from time to time. After a while, I deliberately brought the topic to the army. Guan Lei's chat box opened up completely. He only said that he was comfortable in the army and that he would be at the battalion headquarters and served by orderlies. It was very considerate. Apart from not being able to undress or take off my belt, all the other work was taken care of. It was really comfortable. But when I got to the place, it was very different. Now I even have to wash my own clothes, and I often have to cook. There is such a gap. It's just too big.

The two chatted for a full hour and a half, during which I answered two more phone calls, but still no one was looking for the ring. I had a headache and thought the ring must be fake. I regretted posting those pieces of paper and brought it for myself instead. To cause unnecessary trouble.

After getting off the highway, the two cars got on the secondary highway. At noon, everyone parked the car on the side of the road and ate on a stone. They ate bread with canned food, ham, mustard, and added some water. , then got in the car and drove on.

Three hours later, we turned to the winding mountain road. The signal here was not good, so my mobile phone became completely silent. He turned his head and looked out the window, looking at the trees and fields receding rapidly, and slowly closed his eyes. He dozed off on the seat and stopped talking. When he opened his eyes again, the sky had just darkened and the car had stopped at the foot of a mountain.

Guan Lei asked people to set up three tents. After everyone had dinner, he sent a few people to go up the mountain with hunting dogs to check out the spots. Wild boars are usually active at night. As long as they can find their dens, they will go where a few wild boars often go. It is very easy to hit it if it is ambushed on the road. Guan Lei was fully prepared this time. In addition to flashlights, each of the five militiamen who went up the mountain wore a brand new pink mining hat and turned on the lights at night. Can illuminate to a distance of several meters.

After allocating the personnel, the remaining two people stood guard. Guan Lei and others sat on the blanket and played poker. Guan Lei's poker skills were extremely bad. In less than half an hour, his face was already covered with notes. I kept complaining, saying that the militiamen on the other side didn't know how to cooperate. I was the one who posted the least, with only three small notes stuck on my chin. Everyone played until ten o'clock in the evening, and the lively barking of dogs could be heard vaguely on the mountain. Guan Lei hurriedly folded his cards and walked out of the tent. After listening for a long time, I followed him out. As soon as I came to Guan Lei's side, three or four gunshots rang out in the distance. Guan Lei said with a smile: "I guess I got it, and it went smoothly this time."

The two of them returned to the tent, played for a while, and then spread out the military quilt. I squinted for less than twenty minutes before I was bored by Guan Lei Zhentian's snoring. I had no choice but to hug the quilt. Got into the jeep and slept in the car for the night.

After daybreak, the militiamen who went up the mountain came back. The wild boar was not hit, so they brought a buck down. However, this made Guan Lei extremely happy. He circled the deer several times and took down several militiamen. After a meal of praise, everyone gathered around the car to discuss after breakfast, and re-circled the wild boar's activity area. They left the two of them to rest while the other militiamen went up the mountain in pairs from three directions. .

Naturally, I was in a group with Guan Lei. There was a tall militiaman leading a hound in front of him. The three of them walked up a small trail. The hound was very excited and led the three of them to speed up, stepping on the dead branches and leaves under their feet. Amidst the creaking sound, it took the three of them less than half an hour to reach the mountainside. At this time, the hillside became steeper, the path became narrower and narrower, and there were dense waist-deep shrubs on both sides. From time to time, I used the black barrel of the gun to pull at the dead branches nearby, ready to raise the gun and shoot at any time.

At noon, the wild boar was still not found. In desperation, after lunch, Guan Lei had to assign locations to the three of them based on the routes that the hunting dogs had found on the three wild boars. They all stayed and waited. He helped me choose first. He reached the shooting point, and then repeatedly warned: "County Magistrate Ye, be sure to pay attention to the barking of dogs. If the barking of dogs is getting closer and closer to you, it means that the wild boar is escaping in this direction, and you should be ready to shoot. , remember to hit its front body, otherwise if the wild boar survives, you will be in danger. Don’t be afraid when the wild boar comes, as soon as your gun fires, I will rush over to reinforce you.”

I nodded, and when I saw the two of them walking away, I took out a small knife from my pocket and marked a pine tree. I was afraid that if a wild boar came over and got lost again, that would be too messy. .Egg.

I lurked behind the tree and waited for a long time. I didn't see the hunting dog barking, so I sat up, put the gun beside the tree, took out two commemorative coins from my pocket, and started playing magic based on what I had read in the book before. After practicing it hundreds of times, my technique gradually became more and more proficient, and I was able to use speed and techniques to deceive the eyes of outsiders. I played it to the point where it disappeared out of thin air. I thought about it, if I go back to Yuzhou next week, I will also be able to do it in front of the beauties. Show your hands.

Unknowingly, I fell asleep leaning against the tree. Although two gunshots rang out in the distance, I didn't care. I don't know how long it took, until the barking of a hunting dog got closer and closer, and I woke up with horror. , hurriedly touched the gun behind him, lay down on the ground, and aimed towards the left front...

A few minutes later, there was a splash in the bushes, and a hound jumped out first. Behind it was a panting Guan Lei, and behind Guan Lei was a wild boar with injured hind legs and bleeding. It was huge and fierce, and it rushed towards Guan Lei desperately. There were only a few steps between the two, and the situation was already very critical.

Sweat was pouring down my back, but there was no time to think about it now. I gritted my teeth, aimed at the wild boar's head and pulled the trigger, only to hear 'bang bang! 'With two loud noises, the wild boar and Guan Lei fell down at the same time...

After the two gunshots, I clearly saw a bunch of blood splashing on the wild boar's huge head, and then 'plop! 'I fell to the ground, twitched a few times, and then stopped moving. However, Guan Lei's falling to the ground made my heart pick up in my throat. I was extremely nervous for a while, and my palms were soaked with cold sweat.

I quickly threw the shotgun aside, jumped up from the ground, and ran over as fast as flying. Fortunately, when I got close, Guan Lei had already stretched out, climbed up from the ground, stretched out his hands to rub his thighs, and shook his head repeatedly. He said: "It's really terrible. I was chased more than three hundred meters by this beast and even lost my gun."

I couldn't help but get angry, stretched out my hand and pushed him to stagger again, and cursed in a low voice: "Fuck, Lao Guan, you are so unkind, you are trying to scare someone to death, I thought I would put you on the spot. He was shot dead."

Guan Lei chuckled, patted the dust on his butt, and said slowly: "County Magistrate Ye, you are inexperienced, I am not trying to scare you. When the gunfire rings, you should lie down immediately. That's the only way. Only by doing this can you minimize the chance of being hit by bullets, otherwise, if you don't protect everything, you will be shot."

I was slightly stunned. Recalling the situation just now, I really felt that what Guan Lei said made sense. I fired two shots in total. After the first shot went off, I realized that I had missed the shot and immediately took another shot. If I was lucky, I almost missed the wild boar and wiped out Guan Lei instead. That was really a big disaster. Thinking about it now, I still feel scared.

Guan Lei didn't take it seriously. He looked down at the wild boar lying in a pool of blood, gave me a thumbs up, and said with a smile: "Well done, County Magistrate Ye!"

I smiled bitterly and said: "Lao Guan, I was almost killed by you. How could you, a wild boar hunter, be chased by a wild boar and run away?"

Guan Lei slapped his thigh and said with a smile: "Don't mention it, my luck is really bad. I was sure of it, but I didn't expect that the ringtone of my phone suddenly rang. This guy noticed it and said, 'Chi!' and jumped up. I'm afraid It escaped and then fired two shots from behind. Unexpectedly, it was too fast and missed. After this guy was enraged, he turned around and rushed towards me. Fortunately, one shot hit its hind leg. Get on it, otherwise I, with my old arms and legs, really can’t run away from it. It’s really embarrassing that I lost my gun just like this.”

I smiled and sighed: "It was really thrilling just now, Lao Guan, you can't test me like this. It's a good thing that the two shots just missed missed you. If they all hit you, I would be so scared." I can’t explain it to my old sister-in-law.”

"What are you going to tell me? Maybe she will have to thank you and give you a banner for eliminating harm to the people. In her eyes, I am much more hateful than a wild boar."

Guan Lei made a joke, bent down, held up his pants, walked around the wild boar, reached out and patted the wild boar's head, and said with a smile: "This pig is not small, I am afraid it weighs more than three hundred kilograms. It's really We don’t see it often anymore. If it weighs more than 400 pounds, it will be the King of Wild Boars. County Magistrate Ye, come and have a look. These tusks are so strong that they are perfect for making knife handles."

I walked up to him and squatted down. I saw him take out a dagger and carefully dig out a pair of fangs that were more than ten centimeters tall. I wiped off the blood and held it in my hand and couldn't put it down. I was still in shock and still had lingering fears when I saw him. He was still in the mood to joke, so he couldn't help laughing angrily, waving his hands and saying, "Lao Guan, why are you acting like you're fine, and aren't you afraid that I missed the shot just now?"