Siheyuan: Rebirth of He Yuzhu, God of Cooking starts
Chapter 450: Deceived Xu Damao and willingly gave him liquor and smoked chicken
"Da Mao, you did a good job. My family just needs a bottle of wine to make dumplings today."
"Dumplings are like wine. The more you drink, the better. It would be better if they are packed with peanuts."
He Yuzhu was cheerful, took the Erguotou from Xu Damao, and said with a smile.
"..."
Xu Damao wanted to scold his mother.
Silly Zhu, don’t push yourself too far!
I bought you a bottle of wine, which is enough to give you face, but you actually want peanuts?
Of course, Xu Damao only dared to complain in his heart. On the surface, he did not dare to get angry with He Yuzhu.
His pigtail is still held in He Yuzhu's hand.
Xu Damao threw a rat weapon.
He Yuzhu likes to see Xu Damao's self-contradictory and self-contradictory look like he is angry but still has a smile on his face.
"Da Mao, your wife is also married. It's time for your wife to give you a son."
"Look at me, my children are benevolent and I have two sons."
"Da Mao, you have to work harder and work harder, but you can't imitate Uncle Yi."
He Yuzhu sat on the horse and encouraged Xu Damao with a smile.
Xu Damao smiled bitterly and hesitated to speak.
Separated by a wall, Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he blew his beard and stared.
You bastard, Silly Zhu, why are you talking to Xu Damao about me, Yi Zhonghai?
I didn't even say a word to Silly Zhu today.
I was shot even while I was lying down!
Yi Zhonghai was very angry, but he didn't dare to go out to trouble He Yuzhu during the Chinese New Year.
Before, he could compete with He Daqing on a equal footing.
But after He Daqing ran away to Baoding, he actually aroused the ferocious wolf nature in He Yuzhu.
Yi Zhonghai and his beloved disciple Jia Dongxu had suffered severe injuries to He Yuzhu several times that year.
Now, He Daqing is back, He Yuzhu is back, and the two of them have merged, and Yi Zhonghai no longer dares to provoke their old He family.
Yi Zhonghai swallowed his anger and pretended not to hear He Yuzhu teasing him.
Opposite, Jia's house.
Qin Huairu also heard that He Yuzhu was making trouble with Yi Zhonghai.
Qin Huairu almost laughed out loud.
This stupid column is really damaging to him.
He actually made an excuse for Uncle Yi not being able to have children.
I'm afraid that Uncle Yi is so angry right now that he doesn't dare to go out and cause trouble for He Yuzhu.
It is estimated that He Yuzhu had expected this, so he said it on purpose.
This guy He Yuzhu is really bad.
It is said that if a man is not bad, a woman will not love him.
This bad and humorous He Yuzhu made Qin Huairu want to hear more and more what he and Xu Damao said.
"Brother Zhu, how can I compare with you?"
Xu Damao smiled bitterly and explained: "As you know, I am now a regular projectionist in our factory and often have to go to the countryside to show movies. Where do I have the time and energy to let my wife have a baby?"
"Excuse!"
"Xu Damao, let me tell you, all of your excuses are just excuses."
He Yuzhu said with a straight face: "Having a child is indeed a big deal, but who has ever heard that a man can't have children when he is busy? Men are responsible for sowing, and women are responsible for breeding. Your wife does not go to the countryside with you every day Movie, right?”
"Da Mao, is there something wrong with you that you can't say out loud?"
"It's okay, we brothers are not outsiders. If you have anything to say, just tell me and I will find a way to help you."
Xu Damao was startled and his face turned very ugly.
If He Yuzhu hadn't grabbed his pigtails, Xu Damao would have fallen out with He Yuzhu on the spot.
He Yuzhu, you bastard!
If you don't open any pot, why don't you pick it up?
Am I the kind of man who cannot sow seeds?
What a joke!
When I was a teenager, I often visited the ajar door in Sijiucheng.
When I was showing a movie in the countryside, which of the little widows in the village didn't look at me with lust?
Xu Damao affirmed himself seriously in his heart.
He said with a firm expression: "Brother Zhu, I don't understand what you are talking about. I am really too busy and have no time to have children. When I am over this busy period, I will seriously consider having children."
He Yuzhu was happy.
Pack!
Xu Damao, you continue to pretend in front of me!
He Yuzhu smiled and said: "Forget it, since you bury your words in your heart and don't confide half a word to your brother, I can only give up. Alas, some time ago, I met a master of traditional Chinese medicine and gave me a bottle I have been brewing the medicinal wine for ten years, and I still want to share it with my good friends. It seems that I can only enjoy that bottle of medicinal wine by myself."
Xu Damao's eyelids were twitching wildly and his heartbeat was racing.
He swallowed hard, walked closer to He Yuzhu, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhu, you are my brother, why didn't you tell me such a good thing earlier? I also have a pheasant at home, which I just cooked. It’s smoked and I haven’t had time to eat it yet, how about I go home and get it for you now?”
He Yuzhu shook his head and said: "Da Mao, don't force yourself. If you're celebrating the New Year, don't quarrel with your wife over trivial matters."
"No, Brother Zhu, just wait, I'll go home and get you smoked chicken now."
Xu Damao ran towards the backyard in a hurry.
Yi Zhonghai was shocked.
Qin Huairu was surprised.
Jia and Zhang were so envious that Harazi flowed out.
He Daqing, Bai Cuihua and Chen Xueru who were making dumplings in the room were all surprised.
What kind of ecstasy soup did their Zhuzi pour into Xu Damao today?
How come Xu Damao, that bad guy, is so obedient to their pillar?
Even Yu Yu, who was playing with Dongfang and Xiaoxue, felt curious.
Why did the sun come out from the west today?
Xu Damao bought wine for my brother and ran home to get smoked chicken for my brother.
Is Xu Damao's brain burned out?
".々Hey, Brother Zhu, here is the smoked chicken."
Xu Damao ran home and talked to his wife as quickly as possible. Then he wrapped a smoked chicken in a paper bag, ran back and presented it to He Yuzhu with both hands.
He Yuzhu smiled slightly, reached out to take the smoked chicken, and said with a smile: "Da Mao, I know that you are the most handsome man in our compound. Wait for me for a while, and I will go into the house to get it for you. Medicinal wine.”
"Okay, Brother Zhu, I'll wait outside."
Xu Damao rubbed his hands, his face full of excitement and expectation.
Standing outside the door, behaved and honest, looking forward to He Yuzhu entering the house to get him medicinal wine (ok).
Yi Zhonghai stared closely at this side through the window.
Qin Huairu also opened her eyes wide and stared at the opposite side without blinking.
Mrs. Jia Zhang also stared at He Yuzhu's house opposite with her round eyes.
Soon.
He Yuzhu left the room and handed Xu Damao a paper bag.
Xu Damao took the paper bag and opened it.
I was immediately disappointed.
"No...Brother Zhu, it's just a little medicinal wine. Isn't it too little?" Xu Damao said disappointedly.
"Da Mao, that's quite a lot. This medicinal wine is very potent. One sip at night will keep you like a dragon and a tiger. But be sure to take your time. You can only drink one sip in one night. Drinking too much can easily lead to accidents." He Yuzhu said seriously.
"Really?" Xu Damao still didn't believe it.
"Whether it's true or not, don't you know if you try it?" He Yuzhu said.
"Well, I believe Brother Zhu won't lie to me. I'll give it a try tonight."
Xu Damao regarded the contents of the small paper bag as treasures, and ran back to the backyard minister in a gust of wind.
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