Siheyuan: Rebirth of He Yuzhu, God of Cooking starts
Chapter 518 I, Xu Damao, have no morals, you can’t kidnap me
Of course, if Silly Zhu opens his mouth, he might give some of it, but if he doesn’t open his mouth, he won’t be able to give him any of the meat!
After a while, Xu Damao and his daughter-in-law Zhang Ting entered Wang Yaowen's house, carrying things and swearing.
As soon as they entered the room, Zhang Ting held Xu Damao's ear and shouted: 'You useless thing, you blame others when you can't do it yourself, let Minister Wang take a good look at you later!'
"You want to lie to me, do you really think that I am another woman? Do you think that I am like a three-year-old child, and I mean what you say?"
"You trash, if I hadn't gotten married to you, I would have kicked you!"
After hearing Zhang Ting's cursing voice, Wang Yaowen came out of the room with a smile.
"Why are you so angry? The Chinese New Year is about to come and we, Comrade Xu Damao, will not be spared!" Wang Yaowen said with a smile.
Xu Damao grabbed Zhang Ting's hand holding his ear, trying to get Zhang Ting to pinch him more gently, but Zhang Tingting's hand was very strong.
It was so painful that Xu Damao kept gasping for air.
Zhang Ting let go of Xu Damao and kicked Xu Damao's ass hard.
Xu Damao took a look at Silly Zhu who was in the kitchen, carried cigarettes and wine into the house, and then dragged Wang Yaowen into the house. After entering the house, Xu Damao was even more embarrassed when he found Lou Xiao'e in the house.
He was on a blind date with Lou Xiao'e before. How could he open his mouth about this matter today?
Seeing that Xu Damao was coy and unwilling to speak, Zhang Ting couldn't help it anymore and immediately said:
"Xu Damao, you bastard, if you don't tell me, now you know you are shy!"
"We got married some time ago, but this guy ended it in less than thirty seconds on our wedding night!"
"Then he told me that men are all like this. At first I thought it was nothing, but then I felt more and more that it was nothing like that!"
"I went back to school and consulted the teacher. The teacher said that people like him are sick. Normally, it lasts ten to twenty minutes!"
"Lie to me. If I had known this, I wouldn't marry you!"
"Woooooooo~"
After listening to Zhang Ting's words, Wang Yaowen and Lou Xiao'e were shocked!
Xu Damao is so good, but he has this hidden disease?
After Silhu, who was in a daze in the kitchen, heard this, he immediately rushed into the room, pointed at Xu Damao and shouted: 'Oh, Xu Damao, it turns out you can't do it! I didn't expect you to have this secret!'
"Every time I take more than twenty minutes, you only take thirty seconds. It's really inferior, hahahahaha!"
Silly Zhu was like a child who had found a toy, smiling happily.
Xu Damao's face turned red when Silly Zhu said this, and he yelled: "Silly Zhu, you bastard, say one more thing!" "You can't do it, you can't do it, you can't do it, even if I say ten words, you can't do it, slightly." !”
"You! I will fight with you!"
Xu Damao rushed over like a fool with red eyes...
Xu Damao had never experienced such humiliation before. He rushed up and started fighting with Silly Zhu.
This time Xu Damao really burst into flames and used 120% of his strength to hug and throw Silly Zhu together.
Silly Zhu failed to deal with Xu Damao with a hug and threw him, and he immediately became serious.
"Down!"
With a roar, Xu Damao fell to the ground.
"Haha, Xu Damao, if you want to fight me, you still have to practice for two years!" Silly Zhu said with a proud smile.
Xu Damao, who was lying on the ground, gasped for air and said with a proud smile: "Silly Zhu, does it feel uncomfortable to feed a whole family by yourself?"
"You will be working hard and suffering from poverty all your life. You are such a stupid thing. You are nothing like you!"
"You!" Shazhu was choked by Xu Damao, and raised his fist to ask Xu Damao. .
Xu Damao sneered and said: 'Hit me, I'll beat you. If you dare to hit me, see if I can find the security department and arrest you!'
After hearing the words "Security Department", Shazhu snorted coldly and retracted his fist with a look of helplessness.
Silly Zhu said: "Xu Damao, no matter how hard you try to hide it, you can't hide your incompetence. I didn't expect you only had thirty seconds, hahahahaha!"
Xu Damao's face instantly turned red, and he stood up to continue fucking Silly Zhu.
Silly Zhu waved his hands repeatedly and said: "Xu Damao, if you dare to hit me today, see if I can find the security department and arrest you!"
Silly Zhu directly fought back and returned what Xu Damao just said to him.
Xu Damao was so angry that he was so angry that he pointed at Shazhu and said: 'You, you, you! Shazhu, I'm not done with you!'
Silly Zhu whistled proudly and said with a smile: "Xu Damao, don't worry, I won't tell anything about you for thirty seconds!"
"I, Silly Zhu, am the best at keeping secrets. You have to believe me!"
With that said, Silly Zhu went to the kitchen with a smile and looked at the meat in the pot.
"you!"
Xu Damao stood at the door and was at a loss. He couldn't hit or scold him. He didn't know what to do.
Zhang Ting frowned and said: "Xu Damao, why don't you come here and let Minister Wang give you a good look? Have you forgotten what you came here for?"
Zhang Ting didn't save any face for Xu Damao and took Xu Damao's shortcomings in front of everyone.
Xu Damao bent down and walked up to Wang Yaowen, with a flattering smile on his face and said: "Brother Yaowen, Minister Wang, I, Xu Damao, was the one who was confused before. I apologize to you~!"
"Don't be familiar with me, just treat me like a fart!"
"Brother is here today. I want you to help me take a look. This does not satisfy your siblings and has become my biggest problem at night!"
"I've been like this for so many years. I don't know what the problem is. Please let me take a good look at it!"
"Who knew other people's time would be so long? I was really wronged!"
Zhang Ting on the side frowned when she heard Xu Damao's words.
Has it been like this for so many years? Was there another woman before your boy?
"Ahem!" Zhang Ting's eyes were like swords, staring at Xu Damao: "Xu Damao, please explain your sentence, I have been like this for so many years, what's going on?"
"Did you have another woman before you married me?"
Xu Damao's face turned red and he said awkwardly, "No, no, I used to use my hands, my hands!"
"Daughter-in-law, please don't interrupt, okay? Let Wang Yaowen help me take a good look at it. I will become better after having you!"
After Silly Zhu in the kitchen heard Xu Damao's words, he immediately ran to the door and laughed: "Xu Damao, I didn't expect you to have this hobby!"
"Why didn't I notice it earlier? I didn't expect you to be such a person, hahahahaha!"
"It's really exciting today! I'll share it when I get to the kitchen later!"
The old foundation that Xu Damao had hidden for several years was exposed. At this time, Xu Damao was hopeless.
He immediately waved his hands and said: 'Say it, say it, say it. The ancients said that a prodigal son never changes his mind for gold. As long as I change my ways, I will still be the first good person!'
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