The best county magistrate

The two hundred kilograms of tea sold more slowly than the wine.

After all, there are more people who like to drink tea than those who like to drink wine, and the competition is more intense.

However, the price failed to break through the previous average price and remained at the level of 800 taels per catty.

Zhao Xue, who acted as the accountant, was grinning from ear to ear at this moment.

Looking at the thick stacks of banknotes in front of her, she really wanted to press Yang Xuanchen against the wall and give him a good kiss.

With such an arrangement, such a story, and such eloquence, even if you sell a spittoon, you can get dozens of taels of silver each.

Yang Xuanchen on the stage clapped his hands, attracting everyone's attention.

"Then what will happen next is that several items will be auctioned together. They are sets of objects."

"As for the price, don't worry. I won't set a low price. If you can buy it for one or two taels of silver, it will be yours!"

When everyone heard him say this, they all laughed.

"Master Xiao Yang, the Qiongjiang Yuye Liquor and Cuiyun Xianxia are both top-grade products. Do you have no confidence in the next lot?"

"Yeah, yeah, if we don't set a low price, wouldn't it be a scam?"

"You have to bring some solid stuff, but you can't ruin your own reputation!"

Seeing them say this, Yang Xuanchen smiled even more brightly.

Just keep slandering it as much as you can. When the stuff is put on the stage, I'm sure you'll be skinned alive.

"Okay, without further ado, the third lot is on stage."

Everyone had gotten used to the dark intervals between scenes, and they had learned to focus intently on the center of the stage.

Wanting to see what it is at the first sight makes Yang Xuanchen so unconfident.

Murong Qingluan's piano music sounded again, and the curtain on the stage opened again.

Everyone was surprised to find that the stage had been set up to look like a boudoir.

The common screen was replaced by a thick piece of glass.

There are some irregular patterns on the surface of the glass, and you can vaguely see a huge white basin-shaped object behind it.

There seems to be another girl in this basin!

Moreover, the girl seemed to be taking a bath.

I wonder what Yang Xuanchen is auctioning? I just can't understand it.

As a smooth, white and tender leg slowly stretched out from behind the glass screen, all the men present gasped.

"hiss!"

so white!

So long!

So round!

Then, a woman who looked like a maid brought a glass bottle, and then she gently pressed a thin tube at the mouth of the bottle.

Some white sticky liquid dripped onto the pair of jade legs.

The picture did not freeze at this point, Yang Xuanchen's voice rang out.

“I believe that all the distinguished guests here have already experienced soap and scented soap.”

As he spoke, he came to the maid, pointed at the glass bottle in her hand and continued, "This is called shower gel, for bathing."

"It has various effects such as whitening, skin rejuvenation, and cleansing. Do you know why this girl's legs are so white and round?"

He cleared his throat and raised his voice a bit, "Because she has been bathing with shower gel since the first month of the year."

"Two months! Just two months. Not half a year, not a year, not several years. Just two months!"

"In just two months, you can become a completely new person!"

"Are you moved? If you are, just say it out loud!"

"Put your hands up so I can see you, okay?"

At this time, the women in the audience, whether they were unmarried, married young women or grandmothers, all raised their hands.

Some even stood up and raised their hands to cheer.

They are crazy!

"Dad, my daughter wants this shower gel!" a girl said timidly to her father.

"Jiang Zekai! If I don't need this shower gel tonight, you can do whatever you want!"

The wife of the Minister of Revenue actually gave a death order on the spot.

"Son, I don't drink alcohol or tea, but I like this thing very much..."

Before an old lady could finish her words, her son beside her grabbed her hand and said, "Mom, I understand!"

Then he glared at Yang Xuanchen fiercely and said, "My mother is almost seventy years old and you still don't let her go. You are such a good-for-nothing!"

Yang Xuanchen smiled and slightly pressed his hands, gradually stopping the noise.

He pointed to the large piece of glass and said, "Everyone, this is called frosted glass. The overall look has a subtle aesthetic."

"It adds a lot of fun to the room..."

As he spoke, he glanced at all the men present and gave them a look that said you know what I am looking at.

Men all understand how attractive it is to have that vague feeling that you can't see through, can't touch, and keeps your appetite whetted.

After he said this, all the men present looked towards the frosted glass, wanting to see the girl who was taking a bath.

At this time, Zi Han blushed and rubbed her body gracefully in the bathtub to create more bubbles.

In this way, when she stands up later, she won't appear too revealing or seductive, but will instead show the hazy beauty and ultimate temptation that Yang Xuanchen mentioned.

Yang Xuanchen took a few steps back and handed the stage to Zi Han.

She slowly stepped out of the bathtub with her long beautiful legs, "Hiss!" Everyone gasped again.

When she appeared in everyone's sight, not only women but even men went crazy.

I was surprised. This girl is so fair and fragrant. I can smell her fragrance from a long distance away.

If I use this thing on myself, it would be easy to catch my dead lover.

This is what women think.

Damn, it’s all covered by bubbles, I can’t see anything. No, I seem to be able to see a little bit!

Ah, what a pity the girl is wearing a bellyband and panties.

If this thing were used on one's own young concubine... the men would start to fantasize about it.

In Room No. 1, Zhao Yanli's eyes were wide open, looking extremely shocked.

Emperor Jianwen pretended to cough a few times. Yes, he had experienced it in advance.

At this time, his eyes kept glancing back and forth between Concubine Shu and Concubine Xian, staring at the two ladies so hard that they seemed a little confused.

The two of them looked at Yang Xuanchen with some annoyance in their eyes. Does his wife know that this boy is playing so extravagantly?

When the frosted glass on the stage was removed a little, the entire white ceramic bathtub was revealed.

"Everyone, this white basin is called a bathtub. It is made entirely of ceramic and is exquisitely crafted. It can accommodate two to three people taking a bath together..."

"Well! You know it, I won't introduce it any further!"

In Room A, Emperor Jianwen snorted, "My son, please leave first."

Zhao Yanli was stunned. What was going on? They were kicking me out right away?

He didn't expect that he could finally leave the private room. He was so happy that he almost jumped up.

"My son, please retire."

After he left, Emperor Jianwen chuckled and said, "My beloved, I have one of these things. How about taking a bath together tonight?"

Then, both Shu Guifei and Xian Guifei felt a little shy at first, and then the muffled groaning sound of fists hitting flesh was heard in the room.

"Zhao Tianjian, you are very brave!" This is what Concubine Shu said.

Concubine Xian snorted coldly: "Can you bear it?"

Emperor Jianwen fended off the attacks of the two empresses, staring at Yang Xuanchen intently, "You boy are trying to harm me!"

I'm going to skin you alive!

Yang Xuanchen sneezed and frowned slightly.

Why do I feel like someone is scolding me?

After he introduced these products, the stage darkened again. When it came back on, Zi Han was already sitting in front of a dressing table.

Her back was facing away from everyone present, but everyone could clearly see her face in the huge makeup mirror on the dressing table.

At this time, a girl shouted: "I know, this is a mirror!"

"Is this a mirror? Isn't it said that a mirror is just a palm-sized object?"

"Why is this piece so big? And it looks like the bronze mirror can't compare to it!"

Yang Xuanchen's voice rang out again.

"I comb my hair by the window and put on my makeup in front of the mirror."

"The sleeves are covered with light gauze, and the long silk skirt trails on the ground."

"The jade fingers lightly pluck the strings, and the sound of the zither lingers beside the beams."

"Shadows dance under the moon, and the wind carries hidden fragrance."

Although this poem is not as good as the ones on the Thousand-Character Stele, the women present all had stars in their eyes when they heard it.

What a beautiful picture, what a great mirror.

buy! buy! buy!

If anyone doesn’t buy all these things for me today, I will be angry with him.

At this time, Jiang Shangshu's wife gave him a look that frightened Jiang Zekai so much that he trembled all over. "Madam, buy it! Definitely buy it!"

“I’ll buy it at any price!”

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost right, Yang Xuanchen started shouting at the top of his voice.

"The auction begins!"

"One hundred taels!"

A plump woman sneered disdainfully, "One hundred taels? Are you dreaming? One thousand taels!"

"two thousand!"

"Five thousand!"

"Eight thousand!"

Jiang Zekai's wife shouted, "Ten thousand taels!"