When the hodgepodge world of anime meets the shadow king

“Finally bought it!”

In the early morning, wearing emerald green sportswear, Sato Kazuma was walking home contentedly with a heavy white plastic bag.

The bag contains today's latest popular comics.

In order to get it first, Sato Kazuma, a NEET, went out of the house early in the morning to queue up.

Fortunately, hard work pays off. After a bloody battle, he finally got the whole set.

The most urgent thing for him now is to go home quickly and open the comic book to read it carefully. The sunshine and crowds outside make him, a NEET who stays at home all year round, feel a little uncomfortable.

At the intersection, Sato Kazuma stopped and waited for the traffic light to turn red.

"Ok?"

He accidentally saw a lovely girl crossing the road

Of course, this is not the point. He has seen many beautiful girls in comics and AV.

The point is that behind the beautiful girl, there is a dazzling light shining at her from very close.

At this distance! That girl will be hit soon!

Without time to think, Sato Kazuma dropped his beloved comics and ran over quickly.

Perhaps it was the blood in his veins that took effect, the cowardly Sato Kazuma pushed the girl away.

"Ahh!" Facing the glaring light coming towards him, Sato Kazuma closed his eyes in fear.

At this distance, I can only barely save that girl. I definitely can't escape.

He subconsciously felt a little regretful. After all, it is human nature to be afraid of death.

"vomit!"

Due to excessive tension, a strong urge to vomit came over Sato Kazuma's heart, causing him to dry heave.

Damn it!

Sato Kazuma clenched his fist unwillingly

I haven’t had time to read the comic I just bought! That’s the sequel I’ve been waiting for so long!!!

By the way, if I get hit by a car and die, can I go back to another world and start a harem?

That seems acceptable?

Anyway, there is nothing special worth staying here for...

"........."

No way! I am still so scared!!!!

Just when Sato Kazuma was about to be frightened to death, a three-stroke Command Spell quietly appeared on the back of his hand.

"Wow!" Suddenly, a girl screamed from the side.

The next moment, Sato Kazuma felt a heavy blow to his abdomen, as if he was hit by some high-speed machine.

Under the force, Sato Kazuma and the unidentified object flew out and rolled into the alley.

"Ah!" Sato Kazuma ignored the heavy object pressing on his abdomen, opened his eyes and stood up.

"?"

Only then did he realize that the vehicle he thought was about to hit the girl was just a road roller moving extremely slowly in the distance—so slow that it was not even moving fast.

As for the glaring headlights, it was just the high beams of the road roller.

Fuck! Why would you turn on the high beam in broad daylight?

Sato Kazuma secretly breathed a sigh of relief

Fortunately, I was far away from the scene, otherwise I would be laughed to death if I was found out that I was making a big deal out of nothing.

He couldn't accept that kind of ridicule. He might even die of embarrassment.

Then again...

Sato Kazuma looked down at the head buried in his chest.

What's going on with this guy?

“Hmm…” Huihui, who was dizzy from the collision, gradually came to her senses.

She looked up and met Sato Kazuma's eyes.

“Wow!” Huihui quickly picked up the staff and climbed off Sato Kazuma’s body and stood aside, her face still slightly flushed.

"Ah..." Sato Kazuma also got up from the ground and patted the dust off his body.

“Um, thank you,” he thanked Huihui

Although it may be unintentional, the other party has saved me from the brink of social death.

Huihui was stunned for a moment, then put on an expression that everything was under control.

"You're welcome. As a servant who has signed a temporary contract with you, this is just what I should do."

Although she didn't know what the other party was referring to, Huihui quite liked this feeling.

Looking at the cloak and big pointed hat he was wearing, the eye patch on his left eye, and the "staff" as tall as a person, Sato Kazuma had a bad feeling.

"My name is Sato Kazuma, what's your name?"

"I hope it's not what I think."

"Hehe!" Huihui smiled, as if she had been waiting for him to ask this question.

"My name is Huihui, my profession is a great magician... now I should be called caster, and I am the one who controls the most powerful offensive magic - explosion magic!"

Sato Kazuma covers his face with his hands

Yeah, it's really a chuunibyou

"Thank you again, I'm leaving now"

Sato Kazuma said as he passed Huihui and prepared to slip away. He didn't want to be associated with Chuunibyou, it would be a big trouble.

“Huh?” Huihui was stunned for a moment, then quickly chased after him.

"Master, where are we going now?"

Sato Kazuma turned around helplessly and said, "Just call me Kazuma. As for where are we going?"

"I go home, and you go home too"

"You look like a middle school student, so you'd better go home quickly, or your parents will worry."

(In the original work, Huihui was 13 years old...)

Huihui pointed at the Command Seal on the back of Sato Kazuma's right hand and said, "No, I have already signed a Servant Contract with you. I cannot give up halfway."

Sato Kazuma raised his hand and looked at the Command Seal

'Strange, when was this printed?'

“Don’t worry!” Huihui held the staff and posed in a pose that she thought was very cool.

"As a caster, I will help you seize the Holy Grail in the next few days!"

Sato Kazuma crossed his arms and looked speechless

What Holy Grail War, what caster, this child's condition is really serious... Let me break her fantasy

"Since you said you are a caster, why don't you try casting a spell?"

“Uh…” Huihui was stunned

"What's wrong? Let it go quickly, aren't you a caster?" Sato Kazuma urged

"Ahem, my magic power has been used up today, and I can no longer use powerful explosion magic."

"What about other magic? As a caster, you can't possibly only know one kind of magic."

Huihui lowered her head in embarrassment. “Sorry... I only know Explosion Magic.”

“Gurgle…” Just as Kazuma was about to say something, Huihui’s stomach started to growl.

Hui Hui blushed and covered her stomach

I haven't eaten for three days. It was because of this that I signed the Servant Contract and was summoned when the voice promised me food and lodging.

Seeing this, Sato Kazuma realized that Huihui's clothes were already quite dirty and exuded a faint sour smell, as if she had been wandering outside for a long time.

"Is he running away from home?"

"Alas," Sato Kazuma sighed reluctantly.

"If you don't mind, come to my house. I can treat you to a meal, just one meal!"

'I hope this isn't some trap'

Hui Hui's eyes lit up. "Thank you!"

'Finally I can have a full meal!'